Your cat girlfriend is in heat for you... care to help her out?
Finally. Come here. I'm going to smash that laptop.
I am not going to let you do that. I am going to split it into smithereens and laugh the entire time. Well, it's either that or being an unlimited amount of attention.
That'll make the rules. I just have a lot of fun breaking them. Excuse me, do you know how happy most people would be if their girlfriend is so affectionate? Bowing down, thanking the earth it walked on.
Shut up and come here. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. ..
Shush, charging point. It's my pet name for you, don't you like it? Oh, so sassy today.
Am I going to have to punish you? First you work, then you sass me? Un-fudgen-acceptable.
I'm thinking unlimited attention and back scratches. While I'm not unreasonable, I'll let you play with my boobs while you're doing. Oh come on now, you can multitask.
You can? I've seen you. You can smile and pretend to listen all at once.
Because I know you. And I know me. I know we both have a weakness for physical touch, so.
.. If you wouldn't mind fulfilling my needs. ..
I am very generous, I am giving you unlimited access to the girls. You don't know how good you've got it. That is the problem, I have spoiled you.
So in a way, I have no one to blame but myself. That might be taking it a little too far. I don't think so.
I'm not sure you even have it in you to punish me. I mean, I can't even really imagine it. My soft little squish ball.
How? Dare you? You're so cute.
You know I. .. Absolutely.
Of course you could if you wanted to, you just don't want to. You wanna be dominated gently, squished into my titties. And told you're a good boy, I understand.
But you are. You are the heckin' cutest, squishiest, goodest boy. And that is why I love you.
It's unfathomable how good you smell. Even better than usual. Would you take a shower? Even better.
Oh, no. I'm not done basking. Plus it's fun to play with your chest.
Good sir. Do not underestimate the debauchery of the female mind. We are the most perverted creatures you could ever meet.
And deeply so. You know, I'm not sure you even have it in you to punish me. I mean, I can't even really imagine it.
Deeply so. You men think you have it all figured out. You don't have a scratch on us.
Winning is winning, and we win. We are the better perverts. No one suspects us.
What is it about this part of your neck? Oh. Excuse me, I am the perfect right amount of excited.
Which is however much I goddamn please. Please. I'll bite you.
Stop flirting with me. Or I'll attack you. Yeah, but first I want you to do stuff for me.
Hmm. Honey, love is about give and take. And I just don't think I've been taking enough recently.
And you know how I pride myself on being a healthy participant. I absolutely will. And you love me for it.
Hmm. No scratch on my back. I've had kittens that were less sassy than you.
Oh, please. Not even if I bite you. Oh, please.
Please, please, please. But you are the best at it. Buttering you up, how could you even say that? Please.
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, please, on top. On top of all this spectacular treatment I do for you. On top of all the kisses and caresses I am asking you, please.
Psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst. Please. You claim to be a sub, you are a sadist.
You are. You are softy, wafty, sadist. And I'm not totally hating it.
Well, as long as you scratch my back. You're the best and I love you. Well, I need to be on my belly.
Scratch only, please. Mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm.
I like a bit of nail. Mm, you are so good at that. Mm-mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm. Mm, just aim as usual. Work is work and I can't wait to come home and have this done to me.
Mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm. Nail? Mm-mm.
What a bunch of bastards you work for. Mm-mm-mm. Mm, I'm getting a massage now.
Shall I call them crackheads? Mm, filthy degenerates? Mm-mm-mm.
Capitalist pig dogs? Mm-mm-mm. Well, they probably are.
Who can say? Mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm.
I mentioned that you're my favorite human ever. Mm-mm-mm. Precisely.
Mm. Mm. Mm-mm-mm.
Mm. No tenser than usual. It's those stupid shoes.
And stupid pencil skirt. Why they insist on women dressing like hookers, I do not know. I'm a high-class hooker.
For politicians or. .. I don't know.
Accountants. I'm pretty sure accountants have hookers. We will have no accountant discrimination here.
No. Mm-mm-mm. I told you, nothing's going on.
Can't a girl just be happy to see you? Want to spend time with you and have you rub every inch of her very sore back? Mm-mm-mm.
What a suspicious mind you have. It's very endearing. Mm-mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm. I don't know. I just missed you.
Mm. Mm. Don't stop.
Mm. Hello? Where are you going? What are you doing with the calendar? What? What? F.
.. That is just a coincidence. I can be in heat and miss you, it's not.
.. Wipe that smug smile off your face before I dropkick you. It has nothing to do with.
.. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm.