Important [Airport] [Phone Call] before [Long Distance] [Visit]

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Provided there aren't even more delays, they should be doing boarding soon. Which means I'll need to hang up when they get to my group. Don't worry.

I never spend more than the exact amount of money I have to on a flight, so I'm group 85 or whatever. I'm sorry it's taken me so long to get back there. No, it's not okay.

The delays are driving me fucking crazy. I know, but it's. ..

It cuts into the trip, and there's nothing I can do about it. I have to be back the same day regardless. I didn't mean for us to be long distance, and that's still not what I want for us.

I don't want to just come back on holidays. I want to be with you every day. We will, but.

.. It's hard now. And I'm sorry that it is.

I text an obnoxious amount. I call when I can. Fall asleep with you.

The airport's such miserable places. I've been haunting this one for three days. Getting here on Christmas, delayed a few hours, gotta go home afterward because the flight is cancelled.

Get here the day after, spend a few hours, flight gets delayed, and then it gets cancelled. And then I don't know what is going to happen to the employees here if that happens again today. I want it more than just the weekend.

I might have to bother some people or something. Try to, you know. ..

Try to at least stay through New Year. Try. This business trip shit is not for me.

I don't want to be away from you this long. And they did not tell me it was going to be this kind of project to begin with. They said that it was important, and they wanted to send me, and that sounded good enough.

I thought a few days, maybe a week. Not months. Yeah.

If they want to do anything, I have to be there. I manage the site. They don't have anybody else.

You have to be licensed and qualified to oversee it, otherwise nothing can happen. The burden of being important, I guess. I just don't want you to think you are not important.

That I chose work over you deliberately or something. It's not the case. I just feel like I got fucking bamboozled.

I'll ask for a lot more specifics next time. Maybe I should fly you out here. Keep you locked away in my bed for a week or two.

No. What do you got going on over there? I know.

I just wish I could do something other than be sorry, and text you, and call you. I look forward to seeing you. And it'll be soon, because it looks like they are actually going to try to board the fucking plane.

God bless America. Yep. They propped the door open.

I guess I'll see you soon. Not yet. They haven't even started calling groups, let alone my group.

I can pay for the exorbitant in-flight Wi-Fi and keep texting you. I don't think you want me to call you on the plane. That's a nightmare right there.

Well, first of all, the noise. Yeah, they're pretty loud. I don't think you'd enjoy it.

Second of all, I don't think the connection quality is actually good. It's like 60p in-flight entertainment, which is 20 year old movies that were probably like 70 on Rotten Tomatoes or worse. Yeah, what good movies have you watched on a flight? There's no shot they played that on a flight.

I don't believe you. What airline was that? I don't even think that's a real airline.

I can't wait to see you. That's all I'm thinking about. I'm going to go in your door and just collect you and take you right to our bed.

Almost as much as I'm looking forward to seeing you, I'm looking forward to that memory foam. Hey, the bed here is shit. I don't want to replace an entire bed for a place.

I'm not going to stay. Well, I kept thinking that at this point I probably should have just done it. It probably would have been worth it.

The bed would be better with you, though. It's so much better. I can't wait to come be with you.

All I can think about is you were right to cry at the airport. You do it every time, but it's been so long since I've seen you. I don't want to be away from you like this.

I have to see if there's a way I can get home earlier. But they're probably going to start calling groups soon, so at least I'll be on the flight and then it'll be a few hours. And then I'll be tired because planes are miserable.

Traveling is awful. But as long as I get to sleep it off with you, it'll be so much better. And you do have my presents ready, right? Yeah.

I have to pay for a flight there and back. Clearly I deserve some presents. Spoil one.

Spoil one small gift. Glad I'm wearing my headset. That's not a small gift.

That's a big gift. Because I really like that gift. That's an enticing spoiler, though.

Because of course I've been lying about the delays. I can't wait to see you. They just called one of the groups.

Just 84 or whatever to go. I'll text you on the plane. I will.

I wish I could get sleep on planes. I know. Maybe.