❤️ 🎁 I'm Your Present 🎁 ❤️ (F4M) (Girlfriend Surprises You For Christmas) (Reunion) (Soft Kisses & Cuddles) (Wanna Unwrap Me, Sweetie?)

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Well, is that a present in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? A surprise? In the flesh? What do you think? Like I was gonna let you spend Christmas alone? I don't think so.

Oh. .. You bet your ass.

Yeah? I'm not CONFIRMED queer. But I love you.

I'm real! And a Merry Christmas to you! I'm glad you're happy, but can I breathe? Aww.

Oh, okay. Oh, no! Oh, my goodness.

Oh, I missed you. But I don't think you're really appreciating what I'm wearing. If you'll just kindly step back.

.. Um. ..

Um, well, I heard that it was someone's fantasy to, uh. .. Unwrap me.

Oh, my. .. Oh, my.

.. Um, well, I heard you've been good this year. Very, very good.

But before any sexiness, I need to get my stuff. You didn't think I'd gain me without any presents, did you? You didn't think I'd gain me without any presents, did you? Besides me? I know I'm a good one, but it feels kind of sloppy not to get you a real one.

No. No. Hug me to infinity.

God. I love you. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.

I know, but I haven't been able to say it. Indulge me. I do.

I love you, and I love Christmas, and I love being with you in love at Christmas. No. No, please, help me get my stuff.

No, not too many, not too few, just the right amount. Come on, you'll see. Ta-da! What? Oh, come on, that's not too many.

That's adequate. Babe. So? Come on, I want your family to like me.

Yeah, but if they don't like me, they might like the stuff I bring. Think about it. That's right, where personality fails, capitalism always wins.

Oh, come on, they gotta love that. You don't have to say thank you. You're family, I want them to like me.

Because then they might not hate so much that I'm going to steal you away. Well, forever, you know. 50, 60 years? I'm open to negotiations.

No. No. You don't have to thank me.

I'm here for purely selfish reasons. Well, this year sucked and I wanted to be with you. It was a pretty easy call.

Why do I feel like hugging is going to be non-stop? Well, it better be. Hmm? What do I want to do right now? Tough question.

But if I really go with my gut. .. I think.

.. I want to stuff my face. Please tell me you have food.

Youth? That's my baby. Thank you.

It was a four-hour drive. I could eat a reindeer. But Sansa probably wouldn't approve of that.

Right? Thank God. Mm-hmm.

Lead me to the food. God, I love you. Well, not just because you feed me, but, you know.

That helps. Come on. To the food! Mm.

Ah. Ah. Oh, that's it.

I've arrived here in one piece. The tank has been refilled. Christmas is saved.

Thank you. And good night. Mm-hmm.

I've done everything on my list. It's time to just. ..

Just. .. Snuggle up right here.

Hello. Oh. Oh.

No, this side of your face needs kissing. Oh. Mm.

So? Really annoying, Nia? Not at all? Well, I am both appalled and impressed.

Well, I'm impressed I managed to keep it a secret, and I'm appalled that you thought I would leave you. To face the only wilderness that can be Christmas? I don't think so.

Oh, well. You have no one to blame but yourself? You're just so gosh-darn cute.

It's a grave sin. It's okay, I forgive you. Shh.

I don't have to keep saying that. Of course I can. I love you.

Shh. Mm. Shh.

Hey. Do you think your family will like me? No, I just.

.. I don't know, I just want them to. Is that a crime? It better not be, or I'm in serious trouble.

Shh. Aw. Shh.

I was just thinking. .. It'd be really nice if they did.

I can really use a nice Christmas right now. Mm-hmm. You think so? Oh, you know so.

Hmm, pre-tell, how do you know this? Oh. Oh, you're gonna swear, huh? Why aren't you confident? Okay, okay.

Fine. Swear. Swear that your family will like me.

Mm-hmm. Mm, you might have just sealed your doom. It's okay.

Even if by some miracle they don't like me, I'll find a way to muddle through. Well, you don't give up on a gold mine just because people guard it. Do you? You bet your ass.

The cutest little gold mine in the whole damn world. Me? Oh, my.

No, I think that goes to you. N-n-n-no. No, I'm afraid you are the cutest.

Uh-uh. No. I'm not the cutest.

No. Accept the compliment. No.

Oh, you stubborn, stubborn little cutie. It's a good job I love you. Mmm.