I'm Tipsy But Take Me

Transcript

Hey, sorry I'm a bit later than I thought I'd be. The Uber driver I got, he was such a nice guy, but he was having a shit day, so I told him to come in, have a round with the boys, and afterward, when we were leaving, he realized his right turning indicator light was out, so I told him to drive all the way, taking only left turns, and he did it, but just as we pulled up outside, you made me feel like a natural woman came on the radio, and we had to sing at the top of our lungs. Please don't be upset.

I'm here, right? And I miss you so bad, so, so bad, like, like, like I miss my phone when I'm streaming a game and I forget to take it with me to the bathroom, you know, but way, way more than that. Okay, don't look at me like that, I'm not even drunk, just a little juice.

Look, see? I'm good. Look, I can walk in a straight line, you'll be fine.

Wait, that was just a trial run. Anyway, I don't need to walk in straight lines right now, do I? Come here, kiss me.

Yeah. God, I want to make love to you. Like, really, really want to.

All sweet and sexy. You don't need this one, right? Just take it off.

Yeah. Or these, they're just in the way. Don't make me strip you and force myself on you if you don't want to, okay? I just really want to.

You do want it? Yeah? You like it when I'm a bit silly like this? God, you're naughty.

Oh, your body. Let me just look at you for a second. Fuck.

Sometimes I wonder how I got to be with you. Yeah. Did I tell you that before? You're so beautiful, I swear, babe.

You make me so much more than I am. Seriously, like, I'm like a little light that's trying to shine and you're a diamond. You take my light and you refract it everywhere and make these crazy-ass laser beams shooting like crazy.

I know I'm babbling. It's not because I'm drunk, okay? I'm actually really good.

I'm just. .. I'm just feeling very romantic and sexy, too.

So let's go to bed, huh? Come on. I need you so bad.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Oh my god. I love each and every one of these fluffy little pubes down here.

I love it how they get a little damp and clean. See, when we're wet like this. ..

I mean, when you're wet like this. .. Fuck, I'm not drunk.

I'm gonna lick your pussy and lips right up and down. Oh, fuck, they're sexy. I need you wetness coming out of the bottom of my face.

Open up your legs wider. Get my tongue right inside you. Yeah, I love it.

Can you feel my tongue's gonna ride in your pussy hole? God, that's a cute little slot for my tongue. Oh, babe.

Get that lube I can't reach. Don't touch my car. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, and cover it. Cover it thick. And lube.

Rub it all over. Use two hands. Let me lick your clit again.

Okay, I'm a little bit drunk, so you tell me if I'm not doing anything. Right, okay. All right.

Oh, fuck. Let me lick it like that. Like this.

Okay. Oh, yes, fuck. Hey, little bean.

It feels nice squirming around under my tongue. Hey, I rub my cock up and down, but not too hard or I'll cum. I'm fucking turned on.

Okay. Oh, God. I can taste your girl droplets coming out of you now.

Do you want me to suck some of that wetness out of your pussy? Give me more of that. I want you to fucking fill up my mouth with all those silky drops of wetness.

Okay. Mmm. I look like a greedy boy with a licking out of my chin.

I'm gonna be tasting you all night. But, babe, I can't get my tongue in deep enough. You know what I need? Yeah.

You gonna let me fuck my cock into that sexy pussy now? Oh, fuck. I'm just gonna do it deep and hard.

Okay. My back. Oh, God.

Look at my cock now. It's so big. Hold still now.

Yeah, that's it. I'm opening you up. That space between your legs.

Your body's so fucking amazing. I need to fuck all my love into it. Oh, yeah.

Let's bang our bodies together now, nice and hot. We can't even remember what year it is. That's it.

Oh, fuck. It's so good. Okay, I'm just gonna keep fucking.

You just come whenever you want, okay? I want you to imagine the dirtiest thing you will ever do to me. Don't tell me what it is.

Just think about it. Oh, fuck. Oh, if I was any drunker and I couldn't remember anything in the morning, what would you do to me? Oh, yeah.

You fantasize about that, well, fuck you. Yeah. Fuck.

Let's really wick each other now, okay? You make your pussy squeeze on my cock so hard. You want me to pound it out of you.

Oh, fuck. I want you to feel my cock beaming right up inside you. My body hitting your clit.

I'm moving, I'm moving. It's tingling so bad. Every time my body hits.

Yeah. You're doing dirty things to me in your mind. Yeah.

Fuck, I'm gonna cum soon. You're gonna cum for me too, babe? Yeah.

I'm gonna feel you release your wetness all over my big throbbing cock while you feel the warmth of my cum pumping at you. Yeah. Fuckin' use me now.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck, I'm getting close.

Oh, fuck. Oh, God, I need you to cum now with me. Yeah.

Fuckin' use me. Give me that pussy to fill and use me. Yeah.

Oh, God, fuck. So close to feeling my cum exploding out of me. Oh, fuck, yeah.

There it is. Oh, now I'm gonna cum on you, cutie. Yeah.

Oh, come on, let's do it. Fuckin' think of dirty things and give it to me now. Oh, God.

Yeah, here it is. Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my cock is cumming in you. It's so hot. Oh, fuck, shooting up from my balls.

Yeah, everything, I can fuckin' feel it. Oh, it's pumping right down the length of my cock. Yeah, squirting out of the tip all the way into you.

Oh, fuck, yeah. You should feel your clit specimen. That's it.

Oh, give it to me now, babe. Oh, fuck, give me your orgasm now. Fuckin' give it to me.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm still fuckin' all this hot, creamy cum into you. Yeah, driving it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God, I'm pumping it deep in you, the head of my cock. Oh, keep going. Don't stop.

Oh, fuck. Let me finish this last little bit. Oh, it's so good.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, oh, oh, fuck. Oh, oh, oh.

Oh. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, my God.

The room is spinning. I need some water. Where's the water? Oh, my God.

You put water here for me earlier. And paint colors, too. Oh, it's so nice to me.

Oh, fuck. I don't deserve you at all, do I? Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. You snuggled me? You cuddled me.

Oh. Oh. Wait.

If you've heard all the stuff, you're definitely planning on getting me to bed, right? Oh. Oh.

Let me just rub my hair a little. Yeah. Yeah.

That's nice. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. And then I drifted off to sleep, boy.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

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