I'm a F**k yes

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Oh, hey, hey babe. How's your day? Good, that's good.

Yeah, mine was all well. I was okay. Yeah, no, I've got a lot on my mind, I guess.

What do you want for dinner? No, no, I don't. Do we need to do this now? Yeah, actually, you know what? It probably is best that we just do this.

No, I promise it's not bad. Come on, let's go on the couch. I just need to talk to you for a second.

Okay, how do I say this? Well, so I was sitting at my desk and I was looking at this pile of shit that I had to do. And I don't know, like, I just suddenly got really fucking angry.

Like what the fuck am I doing here? It's, it's been years. I've been staring at that fucking desk for years.

And I'm, I'm sick of it. Like I look across the hall and there's Roy with the boys and they're like calling me over and you know, there's Sue and fucking Bill with their fucking like office flirtation that they've had. Like they've been cheating on their partners for years now.

And none of this stuff really, like I don't give a shit about any of it. Like all I'm doing is just sitting there day after day being, you know, angry at other people for stuff that I don't actually care about. And I feel like I'm just a cog in somebody else's machinery.

Like I'm just, you know, I just, I'm just not feeling it anymore. And here's the other thing. It's like coming home to you.

Like we always said that we were never going to just phone in our relationship, right? Like we wanted to be intentional with each other. And you know, I like I've work, you have school, we're both exhausted.

I come home. How's your day? Oh, it was good.

Let's make dinner. Let's watch Netflix. Let's go to bed and do it all over again.

And like, that's not what I signed up for this relationship. Like I, I want to have a relationship. I don't want to just, you know, just do the thing over and over and over every day.

You know, like I want to have adventures. I want to do shit. I want to have exciting stuff to do.

And there's something else. So I realized sitting there at my desk, thinking about you, thinking about all the shit at work that I hate. And, you know, and I realized like how I bring all that shit from work home and I how I bring all that shit from work home.

And I just fucking hate that. You don't deserve all of that. Like it's just the, the endless monotony.

It's like you deserve my attention. You don't deserve a tired, just zoned out guy that you live with. So I'm taking some time off.

I told my boss that, that either he can give me a few months off as a sabbatical, or he can just fire me. But either way I need to reset. And I don't even know if I'm going to go back to be honest with you.

Like I, I feel like I need to change something and whatever that is that I'm going to change. It means you as the center of that. And I have, I have one more thing that I wanted to tell you.

I know you've been asking for this for a long time. And I've been on the fence. You know, I always said to myself, it's like, no, I'm a fuck no You know, I always said to myself, it's like, no, I'm a fuck no until I'm a fuck yes.

Well, today is that day. It's finally happened. I am a fuck yes about putting a baby in you.

Yeah. Yes. Yes.

100%. I'm done with fucking around. I want this.

And, you know, throughout the day, like when I came to this realization, I just suddenly like, I mean, I had images in my mind of watching the look on your face when I told of watching the look on your face when I told you. And not only that, but I had images in my mind of being here as you, as you change, as your body starts to grow. And let me tell you, I am so fucking excited for that.

Like I want all of it. I want to be here for you through the discomfort and the tough, like the tough times that, that I know this is going to be, but I also, let me tell you, I'm also just going to love all over that pregnant body. I'm going to fucking worship every little change.

I want your boobs to grow. I want your belly to grow. I want you to stretch out your clothes.

Oh fuck. Yeah. I mean, you can see how turned on I'm getting just from saying this out loud.

Hmm. Hmm. What do you think, babe? Hmm.

Sure. We, uh, should we not use a condom tonight? Huh? Yeah.

Would you enjoy that? Would you like me to slide into you with no barrier between us? Oh, I've been thinking about this for hours.

Oh, are you really wet? Take my hand. Show me how wet you are.

Oh, oh fuck. Oh fuck. Do you want to be filled? Do you want to be filled by me? Do you want to know that your body is changing because of me? Oh, oh, oh fuck.

Oh fuck. Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm. Oh, babe. Oh shit.

Oh, yeah. Please get me ready for you and let me just talk you through as you're getting me all wet with your mouth. Oh fuck.

Let me just talk you through again the things that I'm thinking about. Oh, oh fuck. You know, I was thinking about how much cum I could put in you.

Like, I don't just want to see my cum dripping out of you. I actually want to keep it in there and I want you to feel it in there and I want you to feel it going up into you. And I want to know that as it goes up into you that your eggs are just getting bathed in it.

Yeah. Yeah. That's what I want.

And then, I mean, we both know that when it starts, you're not going to feel, you might not feel so good for a while. But then as you really start to grow. Oh, oh God.

I'm so excited for that. Oh, do you want to have my baby? Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. There really is something incredibly magical about somebody telling you that they want to have your child.

Fuck. God, I love that. Oh, oh, oh, and something else.

I just, I just, you know how much I love seeing you in yoga pants. Oh, and you know how much more I'm going to love seeing those yoga pants as they're stretching out as you're not going to be able to hide that body anymore. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck. Oh, babe. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I love that. Oh, come here.

You take those pants off. Hop right on. Oh, oh, fuck.

Oh, shit. Oh, oh, oh, you really, really, oh, shit. You feel fucking amazing.

God, those condoms suck. Don't they? Shit.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, oh, you're getting, oh, you're getting me deeper than I've ever fucking felt with you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, how you're stretching. Oh, oh, oh, God.

Oh, your little bones. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Stare into my eyes. You know what this is going to do to you.

You know what, you know what I'm going to do to you. Oh, oh, and I'm going to be here for every step of the way. I've got you.

I've got you, babe. You know why? Because I love you.

And you know what? There are going to be things that happen. There are going to be new challenges for us, but we're going to figure it out.

And we're going to have a lot of, a lot of fun. And I can't fucking wait to meet our kid. Oh.

Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Fuck, babe.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, yeah, please. Come on me.

Come on me. Oh, oh, oh, oh, please. Yeah, yeah, please.

Come on me. Come on me. Come on me.

Come on your baby's daddy. Yes, please. Come on your baby's daddy.

You can do this. Uh-huh. Oh, yes.

Squeeze it. Squeeze it tight. I know.

Uh-huh. Oh, you're doing great. Breathe deep.

Breathe into it. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, God, you're so fucking tight. Oh, God. Come on.

Come on, babe. Come on. Come on.

Come all over it. Come all over it. Yes, please.

Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, come. Come, please.

Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, oh, fuck. Oh, oh, oh, that's so good.

Oh, oh, but you know what? I'm going to drive for a little while. Okay.

All right. Come on. Get up.

Sit back on the couch. Get on my knees. Oh, let me just slide in this way.

Oh, fuck. See, I like that angle angled up just right. Oh, yeah.

No, I wanted to drive. I want to be the one to put the cum in you. Yeah.

Uh-huh. Yes. Yep.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my God. And you know what else I'm so excited about? Oh, those milky fucking tits that are going to grow so big.

Oh, I want you leaking all over the place. I want you to spray me. Mm hmm.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Mm hmm.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck. You're squeezing me. Oh, oh, God, I love your post-cum fucking pussy.

It slides so good. Oh, oh, oh, oh, let me put your knees back. Oh, fuck.

Oh, press them into the fucking cushions. Mm hmm. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're fucking pussies.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. Mm hmm. Oh, oh, so goddamn deep.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my God. Mm hmm. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, God, I fucking love filling you like that.

Oh, my.