I need to reach my friend!

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I'm too tired. Ah, hi! Didn't expect to see a traveler all the way out here.

Wait, you can see me? No, I'm just not used to people being able to see me, is all. Wait, you're Mr.

Hero, right? Mm-hmm, I'm a Korok, tree spirit. Yeah, I look a little different from my friends.

More like you, I guess you could say. You'd think having a proper Hylian body and breasts would come in handy, but. ..

Yeah, I went on a camping trip with my friend, and some bokoblins attacked us along the way. We got separated. Mm-hmm, you see the smoke in the distance? I think that's my friend.

They're waiting for me. I'm just. ..

I'm too tired to move, and this bag is so big and heavy. Basically makes me topple over every time I try to put it on. Oh, Mr.

Hero, would you be able to help me? I hate to ask, because I know you're so busy, but. ..

Oh? You'll help me? Thank you, Mr.

Hero, thank you! I thought I'd be stuck here forever. What's that? Oh.

No, of course, I didn't think you'd do it for free. I don't have much other than my camping supplies. My friend has two Korok seeds, though.

You're welcome to have those if you can get me there. Oh, that's. ..

that's not the kind of payment you were looking for? I'm sorry, Mr. Hero, I don't think I have anything else of value.

Not even a rupee. Mr. Hero? Mr.

Hero, what are you. .. Oh, my Deku Tree.

I. .. no, no, I'm fine.

I've just never seen one of those, Mr. Hero. Does every Hylian have one? Oh, just some of them? Is it an extra arm? No? What's it for, then, Mr.

Hero? Why are you putting it in my face? Oh, you want me to put it in my mouth? Um, if I do, you'll take me to my friend, right? They're waiting for me.

Okay, Mr. Hero, let me just take off my mask. Hmm? Oh, I told you, I look like most other Hylians.

So, I just. .. put it in my mouth? Okay.

It's kind of nice. I like the way the clear stuff tastes. Is it supposed to leak like that, Mr.

Hero? It's a little salty. Oh, yeah, of course.

It must be from all that adventuring you're doing. Have you found the princess yet, Mr. Hero? Yes, sorry, I'll stop asking questions.

Hmm? You want me to go faster? Oh, okay.

Well, what is that? Facebooking? Oh, um, okay.

I think I can handle that. Ah! Oh! Great Deku Tree, forgive me.

Ah! I kind of like this, you know? Ah! It feels good, Mr.

Hero. Ah! That's my hair! Ah! I like that.

Pull it again, Mr. Hero. Is that.

.. is that all? No? You want me to take off my clothes? Oh, okay.

You know, Mr. Hero, it'd be quite the funny sight if anyone stumbled on us. You with your thing out, thrusting it at nothing.

Why are you stretching your hand out? Why is it red? How are you.

.. I'm floating! Oh, ow.

Mr. Hero? Oh, my Kokiri Force, that feels good, Mr.

Hero. Just your fingers on me. I'm leaking sap.

Okay, yeah, it's not sap. No, no, I swear, I'm a Korok. I've got my little leaf fan and everything.

Ah! Oh, fuck. Your extra arm, Mr.

Hero. It feels so good sliding into me like that. Oh.

Oh. You. ..

you didn't ask for this. You're still going to take me to my friend, right? Oh, my God.

I'm so tired, Mr. Hero, but this feels so, so good. I'm really not going to be able to walk after this.

Oh, fuck, Mr. Hero. Can I touch myself? Is that okay? Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, thank you, Mr. Hero. Oh, fuck, Mr.

Hero. Can I touch myself? Is that okay? Oh, yes.

Thank you, Mr. Hero. Oh, you're going faster.

You sound so good. What does that mean? Okay, sure.

I'll beg for that. Come for me, Mr. Hero.

Please, Mr. Hero, fill me up with your cum. Yes.

I want to be leaking when you take me to my friend. They're waiting for me. Yes, yes, yes, Mr.

Hero. Come for me, Mr. Hero, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes. Mr. Hero, I think I'm.

.. Oh, fuck. What was that? No, okay, I won't ask more questions.

That was fun, though. I'm even more tired now, though. Can you carry me to my friend now, Mr.

Hero? They must be worried about me, especially with all those sounds I was making. Again? Again? I'm not even dressed yet, Mr.

Hero. Oh! Ow! Ow! I'm flying! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! There's my friend! You're here! Why are you naked?