I Knew You Two Were Up To Something

Transcript

All right uh we got everything we need for tonight uh let me let me check the cabinets uh no yeah it looks like we're missing about four things all right four things for the dry stuff let me check the refrigerator we're missing about three things for the for the refrigerated thing so look listen somebody's gotta go to the store yeah i said somebody uh what what what what a rock paper scissors for it that's how we're gonna decide i mean that's how we decide bullshit all right here we go rock paper scissors for it then all right all right rock paper scissors shoot oh oh look who's not going to the store yes that's right no don't look like a sore loser yeah that's right no don't look like a sore loser no you lost that's right you're going to the store and while you're there get me some of the good snacks you know what i like please please thank you uh all right i'll see you later oh my god finally you're back i didn't know how how long you would take it just felt like you've been gone forever like oh oh uh yeah oh is he why yeah he's back yeah he's been gone for a while he's back in town yeah uh hey how long have you been back in town all right all right what what so what uh you ran into my love here at the supermarket yeah oh no no that makes sense i mean it's a supermarket people go there all the time whatever you know um uh so uh babe you have the food there uh let me just take that off your hands okay uh i'm gonna take that off for you uh actually can i get your help in the kitchen too real quick like can you come with me to the kitchen yeah all right yeah thank you uh you just you just have a seat on the couch all right uh we'll be right back hey uh you know about your best friend right and how he's always all over me right like the touching he's always staring um basically eye fucking me i i don't see how you could just ignore this all the time like every time i tell you like i know you don't ignore me you tell me i'm sorry you don't ignore me you tell me that it's fine that he's just like this he's not he's not he's harmless he's just a little flirty i know you tell me these kind of things about about that man all the time i know but babe but like i just feel like 90% of the time if somebody sees that their lover is like constantly being touched all over especially by someone who's supposed to be close to them like aren't they gonna be mad like aren't you upset at all no is there is this the kind of feelings i'm missing out on like something you're not telling me come on because this just feels kind of weird like you just don't even seem bothered by it like you don't think that's a little taboo that's a little i mean yeah come on they're pretty kinky i know come on but you didn't you never told me you would be okay with this and honestly i ended up thinking about it you seem so no oh oh so oh no no oh now now i'm crossing a line i'm crossing a line somewhere oh come on and now you now you're getting now you know you're the one who feels uh all annoyed and and then and upset okay all right cool no no no it's okay no no you're right if you see if it's fine it's fine we're just gonna you're just gonna leave it alone i don't i don't want to get into a fight about this it's just that you gotta understand how i feel here you're ignoring you're ignoring basically everything i told you about them it's just weird and you don't you just don't seem mad i just feel like you just don't like like why don't you care what is it you're not saying so it's nothing okay all right how about this fine we'll just we'll just never we just won't we just won't bring i just won't bring it up again and we'll just move on it's fine i mean that's what you want right i'm gonna leave it alone you want me to let it go fine you stay here i'll be right back actually i'll be right back to help you but just stay here prepare to prepare the stuff for the food tonight i'll be back all right just just do that okay so you're back in town great cool hmm so what were you at the supermarket for oh just a few things okay hmm all right so you're not gonna tell me you're not gonna tell me truth then you're just not gonna tell me truth what truth you know what i mean yes you do no okay well then let me let you explain then go ahead all right go ahead explain mm-hmm okay no okay well then let me let you explain then go ahead all right go ahead explain mm-hmm okay all right know what all right i believe you i know i believe i believe you but listen let me tell you something okay i believe you but you touch me however you want and i'll keep resisting every time okay every time and if my love in there catches you you're dead you know that right you know that right i mean unless unless there is something that i need to know here is there something going on why do i don't worry about why do i ask okay listen is there something going on that i don't know about what do you mean what about like about like how how you are with me you know like like that stop let me let me go oh my god you can't you can't be serious this is this is exactly what i'm talking about how how how are you allowed to grab me like this just how does my love just ignore you when you act like that off oh get off me oh my god oh oh it's okay get off oh my god if if my if my love catches you touch it all all over me like that okay you know i'm bluffing all right fine so they don't show that they really they really like think about it that they really care that much okay i know you see it too yeah no i don't kind of like that no it's not cute to me okay seriously you're just a pushy motherfucker god yes i know i could easily kick your ass if i wanted to so so what maybe i just don't want to be violent you ever think about that whatever oh please god whatever just listen listen that's enough it's enough enough can you can you fucking stop it please stop stop please for look look we okay okay we're we're having lasagna tonight okay if you can behave yourself just stay you can stay i don't because yes i know that we technically kind of all know what's going on and i still think that there's something going on here nobody's telling me shit something's going on here and and you're just confirming it oh my god you know what okay i'm letting it go i'm letting it go all right all right listen just stay just sit here and wait i'll be back i'm going back into the kitchen we're gonna make we're gonna make dinner all right all right so okay well that was a really good uh dinner right guys i mean we spent a little while in there definitely oh all right i'll take the stuff now you know take it in there get it all cleaned up here and uh how about you go ahead and walk our uh your friend here to the door um uh oh oh you sorry uh you wanted to have a sleepover oh okay um that's fine no so how would that why wouldn't that be fine no seriously yeah no it's it's fine uh you know okay uh i'm gonna i'm gonna take a dishes um to to the kitchen and all right see ya in a second oh oh fuck um uh no it's okay i just i just dropped one it's okay i i oh uh oh you picked it up for me oh okay thank you thanks thanks come come on oh seriously you're playing keep away come on you're playing keep away right now give me give me the dish babe are you letting are you allowing this look at him look at him he's oh my god okay oh really really really oh oh come on put like give me the fucking thing oh my god oh my what are you doing what are you doing uh get the fuck off me you see this you're seeing this look at you you're looking at it oh oh oh why aren't you uh helping oh come on come on oh what the fuck is happening here oh that oh that's what it is i knew it guys don't look at me like that both of you why are both of you you look at me like that the same time really really oh fuck off fuck fuck off both of you oh my god no don't no no oh my god stop oh god stop oh god no i don't we don't even fucking talking about this no don't no no oh my god so do i can you just let me go god no oh my god okay can i can i can i know the truth now at least please somebody say something okay that that is pretty clear now that you both wanted to wanted this to happen for a while i see that tell the truth though whether i want it or not what babe i don't mind if he wanted to have like another person in the like in the bedroom with us i would have joked at that in a second i don't mind that shit at all that that's my answer i mean he's attractive he looks good i'm could have just i don't know he could have just fucking could have told me so i guess yes yes i guess the answer is yes i wanted i guess i want it i guess i want it all right fine i was just trying to you know act just trying to play it up like you know i don't want it i was trying to be good for for you you know just try not to cheat and stuff that's all i wasn't trying to hide hide on purpose hide my feelings on purpose it's just fuck yeah yeah good for you yeah you knew it hmm okay well listen i guess he wouldn't if my love doesn't mind seeing you all over me then i guess i finally don't mind either so what what are you going to do to me then huh what's your first move and babe are you coming over here want to watch this a little closer at least i feel like he's gonna love my tight little hole i want you to see it up close yeah i bet you yeah i know you wanted this for a long time i bet you're bet you're happy you're finally gonna fucking get it yeah yeah i know fucking take me then come on no right here on this table you think i'm not fucking ready for that shit come on who do you think you're talking to here okay at least use your fingers on me a little bit first don't be so goddamn eager shut up oh my god please okay fine i'm sorry please please uh please touch me touch me just touch me a little bit first you see this shit yeah i know you told me he has long fingers oh oh yeah uh oh you're so fucking good at all shit shut up shut up about my mom shut.