I have to sleep WHERE?!

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Hey! Hey! What time is it? 2am? Holy shit.

It's so late. I didn't realize how long I'd been here. No, I don't want to leave.

It's just. .. I need to be back up here tomorrow at 9am.

And I live like an hour away. I'll probably get like 4 hours of sleep. It's fine.

I don't mind driving late at night. It's kind of peaceful. Plus, I've operated on a lot less sleep before.

I'm glad I stayed out though. I would have felt so envious of all of you still out if I'd left early. I'll just head out.

Hm? Oh, you don't need to let me crash at your place. I'm serious.

I don't want to impose. I guess it is Friday night, and right after the bars have closed. So, there could be people on the road.

I'll just take the back roads. Yeah, I mean, it adds another 30 minutes to the drive, but it's safer. What? Okay, okay, fine.

If you insist, I'll take you up on your offer. Just don't try anything. I'm kidding.

Of course you won't. I trust you. So, were you planning on leaving now? Okay.

So, should you just give me your address? I don't know the neighborhoods that well up here, and I can just put it in my GPS. Well, yeah, I guess I can just follow you.

One favor though, could you drive me or walk me back to my car? I attempt to give off don't fuck with me energy, but we are kind of in a sketchy part of town and it's late, and you're way more intimidating than I am. I'd feel a lot better.

Yeah? Thank you. I appreciate it.

Hey, I was serious earlier. I'm so glad I ended up staying out this late. I had so much fun, and I'm glad that we got to know each other a little bit more.

Man, it's hot out. I don't have many friends in the city, so it's nice making new ones that I can get along with. I used to have a ton of guy friends in school, but ever since I graduated college, I miss all my guy friends, so it's nice having some dude energy around again.

Yeah, I said dude energy. You're very much a dude. What? Are you offended or something? Honestly, I was kind of intimidated by you when we first hung out.

I thought you were way too cool to be my friend. I'm a huge nerd. You wouldn't hang out with someone if you didn't think they were cool.

Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Okay, fine. I'm pretty cool, I guess.

And so are you. Wait, is that your car? Oh my god.

That is exactly what I expected your car to look like. That is so cute. What? I'm not laughing at you.

Sir, you are kind of an enigma. I swear I am surprised by new things about you every time we talk, but your car is the least surprising thing I've discovered so far. No, I'm not making fun of your car.

I like it. It's charming. It's very you.

Thanks for driving me to my car, seriously. I had to park like 10 blocks away. I know, it's Friday night and I got here at 7, so of course parking was going to be shit.

I had to walk a ways. I'm just glad I wore comfortable shoes. Oh my god, you still have a tape player in your truck? I love it.

Do you have a tape in it? Oh my god, I love that. I love that so much.

Another thing not surprising about you. Noted. Nothing, I just like finding out these little things about you.

So where's your house? What's the cross street? Oh, oh, I think I know where that is.

What's it near? Yeah? Oh, I've totally driven by it before.

I know exactly where that is. Wait, really? That big old house? I know that house.

I've absolutely driven by it before. That's so funny. I shouldn't have to follow you then.

I know how to get there. Hey, give me your number in case I get lost. Okay, I'm not going to get lost, but I hate having to message you on Instagram, so just give me your number, please?

Thanks. I'll text you now so you have mine. There.

I just texted you so you should have my number. Okay, I guess I'll see you at your house? Oh my god, what am I doing? Holy shit, I'm sleeping in his house.

Oh shit. Fuck, I gotta call her. I gotta call her.

Hey, hey, yeah, I know it's late, but I saw you liking all my Instagram posts from the party just now, so I knew you were up. So, um, I'm staying at his house. Yeah, I know.

I told him about the meeting tomorrow and he insisted on letting me crash at his place. No, I don't know where I'll be sleeping. No, I didn't try anything.

Of course not. You do not get to call me a slut, you bitch. I am not.

It was his idea. I mean, yeah, it was his idea. Shit.

What if he wants to try something? He won't. Like, I'm me.

I mean, I guess earlier he did say I was really cool and he wouldn't hang out with me if he didn't actually like me. No, I don't know where I'm gonna sleep. I figured I'm gonna sleep on the couch.

I mean, he does have roommates, but wait, what if he tries to get me to sleep in his bed? Oh god. What do I do? I mean, yeah, he's super fucking hot and I like him a lot and I would absolutely fuck him if the opportunity arose, but I don't know what to do.

Okay. Okay, I'll text you in the morning to let you know if I slutted it up or not. You happy? All right.

Go to bed, bitch. Night. What am I doing? All right.

All right. It should be around here somewhere. Not that street.

A couple more blocks. Ah, there it is. Wow.

Look at this place. This is the second least surprising thing I've found out about you so far. First was the car.

Second is this house. No, I love old houses. It smells like my grandparents' house.

That's a compliment, dummy. Are any of your roommates home? No, it's fine.

I'm just wondering. I just wanted to know if I should expect anyone else walking around since I'm guessing I'll be in the living room. My couch looks comfy.

I'm not sleeping on the couch. Well, where am I? In the basement.

Right, of course. The basement. Duh, why didn't I think of that? Hey, next time you bring a girl home, maybe don't tell her she's sleeping in the basement.

Just call it like your office or something. Way less horror movie villain is about to chain you to his radiator kind of thing. Yeah, no, it's fine.

I was just caught off guard. Thanks. I guess it is more private than the living room.

Where's your bathroom? Down the hall? Okay.

Oh, your house is so cute. I would love to live in a house like this. So where is this basement you've been telling me about? Okay, this is way less creepy than you made it sound.

This is nice and it's not too hot down here. It's charming. You've got a TV down here and everything.

I would still like blankets though. Thanks. Where's the outlet so I can plug in my phone? Oh, right here.

Got it. Of course, the basement. He's having me sleep in the basement.

Duh, why did I think he'd want me to sleep in his bed? We've known each other for a couple months maybe? If he wanted to fuck me, he would have already.

All right, you're good. You're fine. Would you like to kiss him when he gets down here with the blankets? Yes.

Are you going to? Absolutely not. Oh, fuck.

I'm so anxious. I'm not gonna sleep a wink. I should have just gone home.

I should just go home. What? No.

What do you mean I shouldn't go home? How much of that did you hear? Oh, no.

No, no, no. Fuck. I just want to crawl away and die.

Shit, I'm so embarrassed. I'm an idiot. I am just gonna go home right now and die in peace.

Excuse me. Wait, why are you stopping me? Let's just pretend I never said anything and go on into our awkward exit.

What? You don't have to. Okay, maybe I enjoy kissing you.

Wait, you said you only had beer earlier. You taste like whiskey. You took a shot upstairs when you grabbed the blanket for me? Oh my god, I guess I'm not the only one who was nervous.

No, I mean, when I said if you wanted to fuck me, you already would have. I don't know what I meant. You wouldn't do that because you like me so much.

Well, that's good to hear. No, I'm very happy about it. I'm just not usually someone who does things like this on a whim.

I overthink things way too much. Oh, fuck. I want to keep kissing you.

God damn, I love your hands and your fingers. They're so strong. They feel so good on my body.

Strong, but soft. What? You want me to suck on them? I mean, sure, I can do that.

You like it when I suck on your big, strong fingers? I need your lips again. You're so warm.

I can feel your heartbeat. Hey, um, can we go upstairs? Like, not in the basement, but to your room? Yeah? You want to fuck me? Yeah? I'll be careful.

Your roommates might have gotten home. Oh, shit. Your bed is big, but it's squeaky, you know? Come here.

Take my tights off? Oh, well, yes, sir. Oh, your hands feel so good on my thighs.

Please, can I suck on your fingers some more? Please? Oh, fuck.

My thighs are so sensitive. Please be gentle if you're gonna kiss him like that. Oh, god damn.

Yes, yes, you can absolutely put those fingers in my tight little pussy. Oh, I would love nothing more. Oh, fuck.

Oh, you know how I said I loved your hands before? Oh, this is so much better. Oh, fuck, my pussy's already so wet.

Oh, my god, that feels so good. Jesus Christ. Oh, fuck.

Oh, what? With your mouth? Yeah.

Oh, that's my favorite. Oh, fuck. Oh, my god.

Oh, god. Oh, my pussy. Oh, you are so fucking good at that.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck. You're gonna make me cum already? Fuck.

Fuck, Jesus fucking Christ, you're so good. Don't cum yet? Why not? Please, can I? Please? Oh, fuck.

No. Fine. Okay.

I can be a good girl and not cum. Oh, fuck. Honestly, I want to cum all over your cock while you're fucking me.

Yeah, I do. I want you to use this pussy and fuck me hard. I want you to grab my hips and my ass with your big fucking hands and pull yourself in deep.

Don't think I can't see how hard you are through your pants. Come here. Damn, I was right.

Oh, my god. It's so hard. Oh, fuck, you taste good.

Do you like how my mouth feels? Yeah? You're already throbbing for me.

Yeah, give it to me. Fuck my mouth. Oh, fuck.

Yeah, you like it when I gag on your cock? Oh, you're hitting me in the back of the throat? Oh, fuck.

I can't believe we're doing this. I don't even recognize myself. Hey, don't you dare come in my mouth.

You didn't let me before, so I'll only let you cum if it's in my pussy. I'm already soaked. Yes, I'm on birth control.

I may be impulsive right now, but I'm not an idiot. Yes. Please, daddy, fuck my brains out.

I want it, please. I want to feel your hands on my hips, hear my ass hit against your stomach, and feel your cock filling me all the way up. I want you to use me.

All of me.