Tinkerdiggler, soldier, sailor. I think someone's home. And funnily enough, just in time for the show.
Oh, what show is that, you may ask? Well, I'm inclined to tell. Well, actually, when I say tell, I really mean show.
Honey, where's my super suit? Oh wait, it's on me. I do not ever say I do not serve for you.
I am putting my thickness to work. When one has the anatomy of a Pixar mom, one does not waste one's potential. It is the tiniest, slickest, most impossible-to-get-on, latex-uniform costume I ever slapped to my thighs.
And my hips, and my butt, and basically everywhere. Well, when I was born, too, I wanted to make you happy, so… Mmm, two birds with one stone. Do you like? Oh, you're not sure? Well, I suppose your eyes can only do so much of the… Oh, why don't I sit here? Rest my thighs on either side of you.
Oh, make sure you pay special attention to the hips, and the elasticity, and the slight squeak and mix when you squeeze me. Oh, I see. Further inspection, of course.
Would you like me to lie? Over your lap? Well, that way you can get a good view of the… your… assets.
Go ahead, you're free to feel. Unfortunately, I don't have Helen's flexibility. However, I am hoping the thickage compensates.
Mmm, starting to get the feeling you like it. Mmm, you haven't even heard the best part yet. This suit… has a hole in it somewhere.
Mmm, I'm not sure, but I'd be happy to help you find it. Mmm, we'll have to do a thorough search. Mmm, I spoil you.
Can I tell you a secret? You're a pleasure to spoil. Mmm, I'm not sure, but I'd be happy to help you find it.
You want to last a girl or a rock, how's it feel? With pleasure! Oh, pumpkin, I can hear it.
Oh, pumpkin, I can hear Helen Barf. Oh, pumpkin, I can hear Tech. Squishy.
Pixar Mommy. All you have to do is say please, Mommy. What was that? Please? Please what? Of course we will.
You know what Mommy wants you to do? Mommy wants you to sit there. Let her straddle you.
River scale girl style. And she wants you to bring your hand here. Your hand here.
And she wants you to rum. And suck. And play with her nice and slow.
You want to reach around and suck on my titties? Through the suit, please. Oh, pumpkin, I can hear it.
Are you using your teeth there? Rock against my ass. Is it your imagination or is my ass getting fatter? Sweetie, I think that's called wishful thinking.
Oh. No. Are you sure you found it? Okay.
I might have found it. Oh. I thought I was supposed to be the flexible one.
These fingers feel good.