🪓 I Can Be Your Lumberjack 🪓 (F4M) (Tomboy Girlfriend) (Surprising Me at My Cabin) (Kisses by the Log Burner) (Carrying You to Bed)

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Oh Please don't be a murderer I'm not in the mood to get murdered tonight. I'm really not in the mood to get murdered tonight Big girl pants on I can do this Hey, excuse me You mother fuck You scared me to death Come here Mm-hmm, please announce that you are arriving and you are not a murderer Mm-hmm It would be very helpful. I Would not be a welcome from my nap on the couch by fuck shit Grab the axe.

Oh, of course the axe is outside You see you see what you do I Think about forgiving you It depends did you bring me marshmallows Then you may enter Why didn't you tell me you were coming I thought you were working all weekend I Yeah Yay for laziness doing the laziness isn't really a thing. It's just capitalism was told us is Come come come come come Hmm brings the bag bring some marshmallows come inside Mmm Somebody was having themselves a nice little cute nap with a fire and then somebody was like boo adrenaline and I was like fuck But since it's you Mm-hmm doesn't trust them You must come here and allow me to encase you in my thighs I Know This is the part where I lay on top It's called a groan of affection don't you like it Sure should let me groan at you Test your penance Hmm For spooking the heckin spooks out of me Well I might be strong, but I'm also forgetful Hmm My defense against murderers was outside Because that's where axes belong Hmm hence the panicking I I Have ADHD don't bully me You can only bully me when I say so Right now I would like to be comfort and snow Squeezed But I'm gonna let you know if I need my bullying quota filled Hmm I'm communicative like that Hmm When I was nabbing before you got here, it's rude You interrupted my beauty sleep, which if you cannot tell it's very important Oh No for the next foreseeable hours you are a pillow I'm sorry you sealed your own fate Yeah, well they'll teach you trying to do a romantic gesture on me are you insane I Don't like surprises I have a nervous nervous system The nerviest nervous system that ever nerfed I'm just essentially anxiety with muscles Mm-hmm I'm glad that you're here. I just wish you would have told me Hmm I would have packed more condoms Well haven't you heard safe sex is great sex I Gotta say you are one comfy pillow Oh Very soft Did you really bring marshmallows And I guess somehow somewhere deep down inside me.

I will just have to find a way to forgive you I'm sorry you don't have to be sorry You're you and you do a romantic stuff, and I really appreciate that Cuz you're cute, and you're fluffy and very very sweet And you're stuck with me who is grouchy and lifts things I Don't know I'm sorry I I Got you fire with them Mm-hmm one other woman's done that for you Exactly unconventionally romantic, but still Give it a cell Please tell me it's cute Oh Because behind these muscles, there's vast insecurities My therapist told me it's best to be honest Oh Sweet summer child so much to be insecure about Hmm I won't bore you with the details Excuse me I did not sign up to be vulnerable tonight No I Want to crackle crackle sleep sleep snuggle snuggle, and now you're here, and you're like feelings, and I'm like can I not just Rub up against you a wholesome and sensual like oh But I'm really good at that Yeah Can you answer me a question, why do you have such a nice neck But I like distracting you with foreplay Don't Sir do you wish to be Dominina? Mm-hmm What are your insecurities Come on Share with the group My cabin my rules Mm-hmm Yeah, well cabins are notoriously run by dictators It's just the way it goes Come on Oh Your legs why what's wrong with your legs? Why Oh You know legs are not too skinny Mm-hmm No You gorgeous person Really good as you are Mm-hmm I Like your legs a lot Mm-hmm They're my second favorite appendage of yours Your hands obviously I'm fine fine fine fine.

I'm insecure about my boobs Or am I like they're off Well when you're lean left and lumbering machine There's not a lot of fat on you some titties aren't really part of the deal Not that I had big ones before but No excess fat some not a lot to work with You Well, you are very sweet.