❤️ 💻 I Always Have Time for You 💻 ❤️ (F4A) (Long Distance Girlfriend) (Zoom Call) (Craving Physical Touch)(Soft Rambling) (Missing You)

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You Yes Hello Uh Thank you You What the absolute fact You look so pretty Why are you so pretty Have you always been this pretty Oh You disgust me You with your pretty face and your pretty eyes and you're bad But I do also love you so there's that I know Distance makes you prettier My baby, how are you? Yeah, you sure You sure your inner misery isn't just making you outwardly glow, hmm Is that the secret This really is an exhaustion Cuz Lord have I got that in spades Mm-hmm I'm an ugly old witch and I'm okay with it This is what corporate America does It takes a beautiful youthful woman. It turns her into a husk a husk I say But you love me so you're stuck with me Mm-hmm Embrace the season of the witch and the bitch and the ugly old lady you see on the zoom call They're such a cute little liar, I love you Put me down Somebody Mm-hmm.

It's the kindest option at this point Mm-hmm Self-care night, how dare you? But I was all set on someone putting me out of my misery you want to change plans You know, I'm an introvert. I can't just switch up like that Mm-hmm sure Where are we gonna find somebody at this sport? And I do have candles and Body scrub and Netflix and food so How'd she get so smart Mm-hmm, you're pretty and smart go away Oh You and your face and your brains in there Why are you not here But why though Yeah, but you know, I'm needy so this is like unacceptable Look at my face look at the need look at the absolute desperation for you.

Can you not see? Mm-hmm Well, apparently your eyes don't work for you well Mm-hmm Should have gone to spec savers No, it's just it's been a week my baby Oh You know with the emails and the Chantel sick and the can you do this and this is an errands back back Fuck off. I don't care.

I don't care I'm in it for the least amount of hours for the most amount of moolah Because surprisingly being in the office is not actually where I want to be I know And I call myself a capitalist just gross. Where's your allegiance? Yeah Do you not care about this company? Uh, not really.

Uh, I Care about getting paid for my time and work I Do you not understand that I am just simply trying to finance the life outside of this work Hmm Apparently not no My yeah, she's never gonna like me it's fine Cuz can I tell you a secret? I'm not so hot Mm-hmm Don't try and corporate America guilt me lady. I am lazy May I'm impervious to your BS Cuz the only really care about me my mom my dad and you It's very handy to be so inward-looking Looking You you're being very quiet and letting me do all the talking what's going on There is my spidey sensors are tingling And your face looks sad What's the matter my baby Mm-hmm Are you hacking joking Complain Cuz it's fun and therapeutic and stops you from you know Tell me Cuz I can't hug you from here Mm-hmm It's very inconvenient, but we're going to have to use our words I Know it's gross.

I really am just a ferret when I'm with you I just like if I'm sad, I just hunker on rub up against you and I'm like me But since this is the sitch you're gonna have to flap the gums Mm-hmm Tell me Be me I'm sorry That is sucky well lots of siblings Sucky Even in the wars too But we're pacifists We literally just want to eat bread and the things that you put on the bread lay down and occasionally have sex Is that too much to ask I? Don't think so very reasonable very realistic The audacity of the modern world I'm sorry you're tired I'm sorry. I can't hug you, and I'm sorry.

I can't just I see you I see how tired you are Why Don't you do what you suggested to me have a bath scrub your body eat food and Watch something fun Self-care I know the scoffs done What do you mean I have to take care of myself I Have a partner. It's their job, and they're not here, huh? Hey, just kidding by the way, it's not your job But I do like it when you baby me Cuz it makes me feel loved and you spoil me rotten Mm-hmm It's gonna be okay, baby, I Promise Cuz I'm a wizard and wizards don't make light promises I'm serious wizard serious Pirius Mirius And my brain is rotting I'm sorry I think I'm going to eat pasta and cheese and Probably watch boardwalk Empire and just melt into the safety that is my bed Not a big plan, but a good plan How about you Oh You need food You do Lord have mercy I was mighty you deserve food.

You need food eat the food You confound me, please eat Mm-hmm, I know you're tired, but you need to eat food I Miss Mm-hmm Okay, I Need a shower I need a medic I need something Maybe a rolling pin And someone just roll up my spine and my shoulders and flatten me to the floor Mm-hmm, I feel like it'll hit all the spots Never feel that Hmm so you understand It's gross you're gross how much I miss you I just want to judge you play with your hair and lay on your back Mm-hmm, I'm gonna be your turtle shell Hey, oh not long a few weeks and then reunited And then you'll be like go home I Can't breathe for you woman. You're suffocating me Understandable. Oh My god, I'm so sorry Neons won't stop Shower shower and skincare Basic human needs need to be met Mm-hmm Speaking of basic human needs Do you think you'll be up for sex That's just we haven't done in a while No No Who the heck is complaining it's normally me this way, I'm sorry, I'm asleep There's just uh, I Have a new vibrator and I was just thinking hmm.

I could show you it Mm-hmm. I could give you a demonstration I Don't be a very team one, I guess I'm still kind of embarrassed Could literally just be me being like this is the button this is what you do you get your lube And that's the end of that I Know I know I don't need to be embarrassed with I Have shy weirded all that I Miss you Can you tell What do you mean yes, I was playing a coy Excuse me. I'm very smart I'm like a dolphin Mm-hmm because in all the mania and the madness and the chaos this girl Remember to shave her legs I Five fake high five I Did it I use the exfoliator I scrubbed I rinsed I use the shaving foam I And now I am as slippery and smooth as Slippery smooth thing.

I don't actually know if dolphins are slippery I don't think so probably smooth, but I'll check on the slippery Mm-hmm No reason Well, I might have sort of It Don't laugh at me So, you know how we haven't uh In a while Well, I thought I would space things up with Andre But even the word is embarrassing.