Hungover Bestfriend's Confession

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Can you please turn that down? Please be quiet. I'm trying to sleep.

It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts. Please turn it down. I have classes tomorrow.

I have classes tomorrow. Thank you. Don't.

Please. Don't get me wrong. Thank you.

Huh? Huh? Oh, God.

Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why are you here? Wait.

Why am I. .. This is.

.. This is not my. ..

This is your room. Wait. Okay, did you kidnap me? Did you violate me or something? What did you do to me? What? When did I.

.. I mean, yes, I. ..

Oh, God, my head. I mean, yes, I remember the party last. ..

Oh. Oh, God. I.

.. Did I. ..

Did I go here on my own last night? Oh, God. I'm sorry.

I didn't hurt you or anything, did I? Oh, okay. Okay, good.

I'm. .. No, I.

.. I don't remember. I think if I tried to remember, my head would just explode.

So, no, I don't remember anything. Why? No, I genuinely don't.

Yes, I really want to know. I mean, if it's something serious, you might as well tell me, you know? And I am in no business to remember anything on my own.

Come on, just spit it out. Yes, I can take it. Okay.

Yeah, I remember going to. .. Going to the.

.. I went to the party. It was pretty late.

Because it started late. And I was just having. ..

I was having a good time with my friends. And then I. ..

No, no, no, I'll try to remember. I went to the. ..

There was this dance floor or something. It was a pretty big club. And I saw you there.

I know, I know I saw you there. I'm sorry, I saw you there. And then you had a friend with you.

Was it. .. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was her.

And then I was. .. I just remember drinking.

We must have been playing some stupid game. Because I do not drink like that normally, but. ..

Oh, I got buzzed. I got messed up. I mean, crap if I'm at your place and you.

.. I must have been messed up pretty bad, but. ..

I really don't remember anything. Okay, so I went here and then. ..

Did I just barge in or. .. Okay.

I mean, at least I asked, I guess. Right, so. ..

I'm so sorry, were you busy or anything? I must have been distracting you. Okay, that's good.

Did I say anything stupid? Oh my god. I didn't, okay.

Okay, wait, before that, so. .. I came here, I asked, yada yada yada.

And then do I just go straight into saying some dumb stuff? I fell on top of you? Okay, well, right, I'm just gonna gloss past that.

And then I started talking. I'm sorry, I'm talking really weird right now, my head. ..

My head. .. It hurts like a little.

.. Okay, no no no, I'm listening, I'm listening. So what did I say? I was looking.

.. Okay, okay, stay calm. Stay calm, you know, stay calm.

Okay, right. Is it obvious that I just want to cut myself up into tiny pieces and deep fry myself? Because that's exactly what I'm feeling right now.

That's exactly what I want to do right now. Dude, there is no way that I said any of those things. You have to be messing with me.

And like, this is not the right time. Because my head is just not here. Right now you are talking to an afterimage of me.

So if you're messing with me right now, like, right now is the time to tell me. Yeah, I know, I know, it's. ..

Why would you even. .. Okay.

What else did I. .. did I say? Okay.

.. Oh. ..

No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's just. .. It's just all so stupid.

It's just all so stupid. Okay. No.

I'm sorry. I really am so sorry. And then.

.. Dude, I swear to God you're enjoying this. You are enjoying this way too much.

Like, this smile that you have on. .. No, I can tell.

No, I understand why you would be enjoying this. I'm just saying. I'm not.

And you are. That has to be some sort of bullying. No, I'm probably just gonna.

.. Probably gonna report you somewhere. I'm just.

.. And then. ..

No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Oh, God.

No, no, no. You're messing with me. You're messing with me.

You're messing with me. There is just. ..

There is no way. There's just. ..

I cried. You're telling me I cried. I cried? I cried.

.. There's like. ..

The last time I cried was when I was in 6th grade. After I took like a. ..

It was a really bad test or something. And then my parents were like going in on me. But that's besides the point.

You're telling me that I cried. For the first time in like. ..

However many years, I cried. That's what you're saying. Yes, I find that very hard to believe.

Okay, what did I even cry about? Alright, it can't be any worse. I mean, it can't be any worse than.

.. It is? Okay, one sec.

Oh, please just go away. Pain, pain, go away. How is it any worse? Seriously, I just find that so hard to believe.

Do I need to do some stretches? Do I have to prepare? What's up? Come on, just.

.. Okay, I'm ready. Just spit it out.

Huh? What? No, no, no, no, no.

.. I didn't say that. I said that? There's no way.

There's no way. Yes, you're covering my face. There's no way.

I can't even look at you. I can't look at you. I can't look at you.

I can't look at you. No, I'm not looking. This isn't me now.

You're just covering my face the entire time. How am I supposed to. ..

How am I supposed to. .. No, I don't want to look.

I don't want to look. I don't want to look. I don't want to look.

If I close my eyes, you're just going to go away. You're just going to go away. At some point, you're going to have to go away.

No, I can't. Okay, okay. Okay.

Yes, I'm flustered. Yes, I'm flustered. Who wouldn't be? Who wouldn't be? Are you joking? I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

Just. .. Okay, look at me.

Okay, look at me. Okay, look at me. Look into my eyes right now.

Look into my eyes right now. Do the same for me, too. Promise me.

Promise me you're not lying. Promise me you're not lying. Hand on the air right now.

Raise it to the man above right now. Raise it to the man above right now. You're not lying.

You're not lying. You swear that I cried. You swear that I cried.

And I said all of those stupid things. Well, I guess it's. ..

Well, I guess it's. .. It's the real deal.

It's the real deal. I. ..

I suppose. I suppose. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh, I could. ..

Oh, I could. .. Oh, I could.

.. curl up in a ball right now and just never see anyone ever again for the rest of my life. Okay, I'm sorry.

I'm probably overreacting. I know, I know that it's you. I know that we've.

.. I know that we've. ..

we've known each other for. .. I know that we've.

.. we've known each other for. ..

God knows how long, but. .. You do know that I was drunk, right? Okay, dumb question.

Just wanted to confirm. I was drunk. I was drunk.

And all that yada yada stuff about, you know, a drunk man's words or sober man's thoughts. Yes, there may be some truth to that, but at the end of the day, I was. ..

I was drunk. You can't. ..

You have to take all of that with a massive grain of salt. Okay, good, because. ..

I mean. .. I mean, yeah, I guess in some way I must have thought that before doing all that stupid drinking, but.

.. Drunk is drunk, and. ..

we both have to accept that. And I mean, as funny as this can be, I'm sure we will have a heyday in the near future about how stupid and funny this all is, but. ..

As things stand now, I just have to make that clear, and. .. I'm sorry if I played with your emotions, saying all those, like, really serious things, and making all those stupid.

.. stupid. ..

stupid. .. I don't know.

No, no, no, no, no. I would never say this to anyone else. It was not just because I was drunk.

Like I said, I must have. .. I must have said those things for a reason, and I don't.

.. I don't fully understand why I said those things, but I promise you that these are not words that I would just say to anybody. Ugh.

Gosh, I don't even know if you're messing with me right now. I know you swore and everything, but. ..

I just find this all so hard to believe. Okay, yeah, funny. Yes, no, the amount of alcohol is not hard to believe.

I've drank worse. But just, I've. ..

I know the things that I do and say when I'm drunk, and this just doesn't seem like something that I would do. I don't know, I'm sorry. Am I being too defensive? Yeah, I did say all those things, and I don't know, I.

.. My head still kind of hurts, so I'm not even myself right now, 100%, but. ..

It just feels like. .. I wouldn't say those things, and.

.. Okay, look. I think it's just.

.. It's just a lot for us to take in at the moment. You know, now that I'm sober and all.

Well, kind of. I think I should. ..

Yeah, I think I should just. .. I should just go.

I have classes anyway, and I'm sure you're busy too, with your stuff. I'm really. ..

I don't know, it just. .. Am I disappointing you? It just feels like for some reason I'm disappointing you with my words now.

I'm. .. I'm not? Are you sure? Okay, I.

.. I will trust you on that. Yeah, I'll just.

.. I'll just go ahead. Thank you so much for the.

.. Oh, no, no, I didn't forget the food. It smells really good.

I could pack it up and take it with me for lunch, if I can, I would really appreciate that. Okay, yeah. Cool, thank you.

I'll go ahead. Hey, where's your. ..

Where's your Tupperwares, if you don't mind me using some? No, I don't see the. ..

Oh, no, no, okay, I see them, I see them. Sorry, yeah, I got it, I got it. Okay.

Do you want me to just leave the stove, or I could wash the dishes? Yeah? Okay.

Right, I'll go. Thank you again for the hospitality. I'll see you around after classes.

God. Come on, come on, you know. Come on, just say it, you know, just say it.

Yes, yes, I'm going. I'm. ..

going. Okay. I.

.. Oh, God. I.

.. I knew. I.

.. I remembered. A little, just a little.

Only a bit. I really don't remember any of it being here. I don't remember walking here.

I really don't. .. I genuinely, from the time that I drank what must have been like the eighth shot up until I started saying some of those things, I don't remember anything.

I really don't. As far as I could tell, it was just at the party or something. Just.

.. But I do remember. I remember telling you part of it.

And I remember feeling really good. Like, really, really good. I just.

.. I don't know, I. ..

When I. .. Okay, when I woke up, it was just complete, like, what is going on? That I can promise you.

But then when you started telling me all these things, a lot of, well, some of the memories started rushing back to me and it just. .. I don't know, okay, there were two ways that I could go with this.

It was either I owned up to what I knew and maybe messed up a thing that we had going on, you know, or just pretend like I didn't know and just walk away like a normal person. Okay, I don't know. I know it's stupid.

It's so, so stupid, but. .. Can you blame me? The things that I said to you were pretty serious and we have a really good thing going on between us.

I was just kind of scared to risk it because of a few shots too many. You know, because I drank too much, because I went here like a stupid monkey and just started talking out of my butt. And I guess part of me just didn't want my confession to have gone down like that.

I had so many things in my head.