How Much Is That Pup In The Window
It's been a few days but you vaguely remember stumbling into bed after a night of fun with the woman who you met online -- honestly it felt too good to be true -- but then you woke up and found that your Pixie Dream Girl was more like a Fairy GodMILF of Nightmares. On the bright side, you're in her brightly lit penthouse instead of some bleak basement somewhere, but a gilded cage is still a cage...
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And how is my stubborn boy feeling this morning? I must admit, Pop, I am impressed with your energy. Still so feisty after.
.. Hmm. How many days has it been since we started your crate training? Yes, I think your new owner will be quite pleased with your stamina.
And by all means, the longer it takes to break you in, the more I can charge for my service fees. But eventually, all my pets either bend or break. Between you and me, it's much more pleasant to bend.
But, in my experience, those pets who break are far more fun to train. Heheh, no reaction, hmm? Stubborn indeed.
Look at you. Cowering in the corner, trying to hide your fear with those nasty little glares. I've seen it all before.
It's adorable. Now, I wonder. ..
How long will those glares last when I reach for this crop, hmm? And, like magic, they melted away. See? It's so easy, isn't it? Would you prefer to let the rest of that stubborn attitude melt away, too? I promise I can make melting for me feel so, so good.
You've already had a taste of the pleasures that come with obedience, haven't you?
-watering second of every track.