Hotel Eden [Meet Your Lady]

Transcript

I live inside a room of the Hotel Eden. It used to be the nicest place in town. It isn't so nice anymore.

Think Chelsea Hotel in the 70s. Except there aren't many artists in the city where I live. So it's me and like one other girl keeping standards.

That's fine. But people like me have to live in a place like this. Because foot traffic being what it is, is so much better for my lifestyle.

Most people who work at the Eden Hotel think that I'm a lady of the night. I guess by definition I kind of am. You see I'm a vampire.

That's right. I drink blood. But I never drink blood unless it's offered.

So to find me you have to go to a bar and just wait for me to show up. I want you to sit down beside me and know that after we've eye-flopped for an hour or so over a drink that you've conveniently bought for me, I'm going to take you upstairs to my room and make out with you, kissing you so ardently. But then, then I get my prize.

I get to drink your blood. And then I know you're going to fall in love with me. Because boys like you, even the girls always do.

It's fine. You can find me here every night. Just be careful not to give too much.