Hiking Trip In The Alps

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Hey, wait up. Stop laughing. What's so fucking funny? I know, I know, but the top seems so Oh my god.

Why did I have to come here? Can we just turn around? No, I knew I paid you to take me to the top.

Don't laugh, that wasn't a sex joke. But, oh, I changed my mind. I am not out of shape.

I do Pilates every day, okay? I just don't do cardio. And I have asthma.

Shut up. Alright, let's continue. It is beautiful up here, you're not wrong about that.

I just wish it was fucking, oh, not so steep. Also, you keep lying to me. You keep saying, oh, we're almost there, we're almost there.

That was a fucking lie. You said that hours ago. Slower, please.

Okay, okay, wait, wait, I need Yeah, I know, lucky I brought this. Okay, let's go. So, do you do this often or do you usually take groups? Yeah, well, I didn't want to go with a group because Because I'm embarrassed.

I can't have a whole tourist group see me struggling, but I really wanted to get up to the top. Alright, let's go. Wait, can we stop just for a minute, please? No, I need to sit down.

My legs are killing me. Please, please, please, please, please. What do you mean it's easier if we don't stop? No, actually, you know what? Actually, I'm thirsty, so I'm going to stop and drink.

You can't say anything to that. Hydration is important. Okay, just one second.

Alright, let's go. Wait up, please. What do you mean you can't let the mountains beat me already? I'm not experienced, okay? You do this every day.

This is your job. I'd like to see you do my job. Okay.

Oh my god, we're finally here. Wow. This is beautiful.

You're right. This is worth it. Oh my gosh, I can't believe it's too late.

The sunset is gorgeous. I know what I said, I know what I said, but this is wonderful. This was worth all the struggling.

But are we okay going back down in the dark? I mean, I trust you. Oh, you have torches, okay.

And I know going down is a lot easier, but. .. Oh.

Yeah, those clouds don't look good. If we get caught in a storm. ..

A shelter nearby. What do you mean? They just have these little shelters you can sleep in.

For hikers. That's really cool, I didn't know that. And yeah, I don't know.

That's really cool, I didn't know that. And yeah, let's check it out. Wow, this is lovely.

It's so pretty here. There's only one baddoo. No, I mean, as long as you don't mind.

Are you gonna set the fire? Okay. Gosh, we got here just in time.

Do you have any food? Yeah, I got two sandwiches. You can have one if you want to.

There you go. God, I'm so tired. We should sleep.

Cuddle. I guess. Keep each other warm, right? You are so nice and warm.

You know, I appreciate you putting up with my shit today. I know I paid you to be here, but you were really patient with me and you didn't give up on me. Oh shit, do I have to pay an overnight fee or something? Okay, good.

Because I would kind of make you sound like a prostitute. I'm joking, I'm joking. No, I don't mind being stuck here.

This is actually kind of nice. And you're nice to cuddle. Actually, I find you really attractive.

I don't want it to be a secret, but I have been looking at your ass all day. Yeah? Yeah, you can kiss me.

Mm. Mm. I didn't realize the dreaded hiking trip would take me here.

You're really turning me on now. Oh. Oh, you kissed my neck.

God, you clearly know what you're doing. How can you be even attracted to me? You're so fit, I'm a slob.

Alright, alright, I'll shut up. I'll shut up, just kiss me. God.

No, you can't touch me now. You can't touch me now. I actually really wanted this.

I didn't realize how much I wanted this, but yeah, definitely did. Oh, that feels good. That feels good.

Yeah, just rub my glute like that. Like that. Oh my gosh, you're so hot.

Oh, God. Yes, just keep teasing me. Oh, yes, baby.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my. Oh, God, this is so good.

Sing it, sing it. Oh, yes, baby. Oh, yes.

Oh, please. Please keep coming here. Keep coming here.

Oh, my God, I want that sex, I want that sex again. I want you inside me. I really want you inside me.

Yeah, I think I might have one in my bag. Let me check. Look, I do.

I know I wasn't prepared for this. This has been here for years. Actually, what's the expiry date? Oh, two more years.

Good thing these things last forever. God, no, I'm so lazy. I don't want to be on top.

No? Oh, God. Spoon me.

And put me from behind. How do you feel about that? As nice and lazy.

With your arms around me. You whispering in my ear, kissing my neck. Nice and smooth.

Yes, that's it. That's it. Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, God, you fit inside me so perfectly. Yes. Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, please. Oh, God, I know. Yeah, I like that.

I like that a lot. Yes, I like it when you squeeze my breast. Oh, God, you're so gentle.

Yes, I'm so strong. Be so gentle. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Yes, yes, kiss, kiss my neck.

Kiss my neck. Yes, you love me, thank you. Thank you, thank you.

Thank you. Oh, yes. Oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes.