Ah Well that was a write-off Life why do you have to be so lifey? Why can't you just be wifey it's supportive and loving No, you gotta kick my ass Baby Gigi most beloved soft one come hither Because life was lifey and I'm just a little wifey Oh My baby my angel my moonlight Why does the world suck I'm not suck but present challenges. I'm not equipped to deal with Like forms and bureaucracy and people all the people so many people This have been one of those days Smosh get me have me smush me mush me Yes, ooh that bad I'm not supposed to be a member of society.
I'm supposed to be a mollusk Or a plant Or a puppy I would be a really good puppy Mm-hmm, I wagged my tail and chew furniture and everything Only it was work and then it was the gym and then it was the people at the gym And People talking to me and asking me questions and I'm just like please leave me alone. I Mean, I don't look like it but I have severe anxiety disorder It should absolutely not be called generalized anxiety disorder it should be called very very specific intense anxiety disorder Yes, there's nothing mellow and general and casual about this bitch's anxiety This anxiety is a ton And she creeps up on you when you least expect it and she was boom bitch Heart attack Mm-hmm People assume if you're tall and muscly, you know everything and you're super confident. It's like Why do you think I spend hours in the gym disassociating with music I Am an insecure little being with big muscles I'm a big muscly anxiety riddle mess And I wish people wouldn't talk to me and ask me things like I don't know I'm literally just a person.
I don't know anything Do you know how dumb people are Really really dumb I Am a prime example of a people don't ask me anything. I know nothing. Please leave me alone And If it's not people asking me for information is for people asking me hey So you come here often?
It's like yes Obviously, that's why I have muscles and headphones and sweat patches that will never come out of my shorts No matter how high you put the temperature on the washing machine No It's like one I'm here to work out to go away I'm not advertising. I'm literally sweating my butt off and you're just Creeping and I don't like it and I've seen you creep on other women And you're creeping instead of doing your workout news Also anybody who thinks sweat is sexy unless it's specifically in the bedroom is sick I am NOT sweating to be sexy. I am sweating to defeat my brain And the horrible thoughts it throws up at me But no literally anything anybody does is of course for sexual validation Not Most people just want to be left alone And Wanna get through the day Climb under their pajamas lay on their bed and just go ah I survived They do people really do suck But then you're also a people so I have conflicting feelings because you most certainly do not suck You Are the antithesis of suck No double entendres today, thank you I need your loving wholesome support I Guess outside is scary, but I occasionally have to leave the house Wait Why Why can't we not just be millionaires and have everything we need here and we never have to see anybody apart from our nearest and dearest Ma Please sell your feet pictures are only fans Cuz it's a waste of an opportunity you were blessed with pretty toes Uh I would do it, but mine look like gremlin toes Nobody's gonna pay for these puppies You don't count you have very very very very very Very questionable tastes Hence why you're allowing the big meanie muscly lady to lay on you With all her might How can you be a person and be so not sucky And So many people suck So noisy and entitled and hey, I'm talking to you It's called consent motherfucker See this is why so many people don't like cats Because cats do things on their own terms and people like hey, no, I want you to come over here Let me pet you well, she doesn't want to Okay You ever stop to consider that the cats aren't the assholes here Maybe Decompressing from being outside Oh We're laying on you and letting all the air escape from my lungs Hmm I Would very much like to hide under your shirt, yes Oh You see this is the size difference element that everybody warned me about I'm gonna only just fit my head No, it's nice it might be comfier if we use mine Come Heather inside Squeeze me like squeezy cheese, please Oh Baby I'm overstimulated.
It's the world's fault Hmm It's a new technique I'm trying it's called growling yoga Yeah energy be gone Free my being and soul and psyche. Yeah. Yeah I'm sorry that I'm being complaining.
It's just Outside other people a girl can only take so much I Know I'm home and I'm safe and I'm with you And you are soft and you smell nice and you say nice things to me Cuz you are not sucky you are wonderful And pretty and smart and caring Oh Please don't ever cheat on me and just try to stay in love with me for as long as you can Cuz everybody sucks, but you My mom and my sister Three People is more than enough for one lifetime And I'll potentially allow four or five if we have kids I'm not a monster But then we'd have to subject our children to the outside and other people do I really want to do that I Love our children better than that It's a common misconception that if you're a gym person you're social I am the opposite of social I am a Social I am an a social asshole I'm very neutral about it. I Neither congratulate nor condemn Cuz they recognize I was born this way I did nothing to hinder or encourage this condition Oh There's plenty more energy to come out Thank you for holding me while I perform this exorcism Oh We're getting there Oh Your titties feel so good to lay on They're the comfiest pillow in the world Oh My safe space of my sanctuary Lord bless these taste and the magical properties they contain Oh You're gonna make me cry you're so cute I Never thought I would get the opportunity to be baby It's so nice Mm-hmm Not patronizing at all, baby, baby, baby me Squish me and cradle and rock and soothe I Am a big strong independent woman the only one I have to be I Don't have to be I want to be baby That's okay, I'm okay with being a big baby Hmm Because life is hard and has no meaning so become a baby.