👕 Hide Under My Shirt After a Long Day 👕 (F4M) (Girlfriend) (Physical Comfort) (Skin to Skin) (Shoulder Massage)

Transcript

Oh Dougie, girl, what is this posture? You is old and he's not even old, get your stuff together. Eat a Snickers, move your body, be grateful for who you are, or just lay back down now.

Oh Dougie, girl, what is this posture? You is old and he's not even old, get your stuff together. Oh Dougie, girl, what is this posture? You is old and he's not even old, get your stuff together.

What's the matter? Oh no. Oh baby.

You are a sad little panda. What happened? What do I need to kill? I'm sorry.

See, this is why I work from home. My baby. I hate them.

I want you to have good days, all days, everyday, unrealistically. I don't care. I want you happy, I want you safe, I want you coming home like yeah.

You look like a sad little kitty cat. I'm gonna punch you. Whatever it was that made you sad.

Life. Fuck life. I will kill, I will meme, I will scandalize.

How dare you? Inconvenience, my love. You are very pretty.

I should make you feel better, you're gorgeous. Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous. I was.

.. I was a spook like this when I was older. Okay, serious, serious, serious, serious, serious.

Serious is a serious thing, being very serious. What can I do? How can I make it better without violence? You're not leaving me many options.

But I'm so good at chaotic rage. It's my specialty. Especially when I'm defending you.

Because you motivate me, because I love you so much and I just want to smush you and protect you. And tell everyone to go away. Go away with your inconvenience, your noise, your blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Go away. You're not even cute. Or fun.

Or have a nice personality, go. You are not approved. Nine out of ten dentists would not recommend you.

And I bet you don't even thank the bus driver when you get off. You disgust me. Universe, life, go.

You are not wanted. But you are. My hecking cute baby.

What can I do? Tell me. I want to make it better.

Because you deserve it and you're cute. And it's nice to see you smile. It's very distressing to see you looking meh, so.

.. What can I do? Can I interest you in a joyful blowjob? On the house? Free of charge? Oh my goodness, you are sad.

You don't even want fellatio? Oh my goodness. The universe has gone too far.

I shall have to smite it. Damn you, a BJ always works. You just gonna stand there? I think that's fair enough.

It is warm and snugly. Oh my baby. It's gonna be okay.

I promise. And until then. ..

You can just stay under here. Mm-hmm. I have a clean pair of fresh titties prepared just for you.

They're warm and soft. Oh, thank you. I like this bra, too.

No, it's cute and comfy. You got some tense shoulders, mister. Stop talking nonsense.

You are not annoying. You are cute. My favorite person to have under my shirt.

For a while. You can breathe under there, right? Oh, good.

Most apparently that is a necessity. Like steady income or fiscal responsibility. Such a drag.

It's okay. Meaning. ..

More emails. Lunch was good, though. Leftover pizza.

It's fine. If it's good enough for. ..

Somebody. .. It's good enough for me.

Thank you. I, too, appreciate my genius logic. It's so nice to be appreciated for my higher powers.

What did you have for lunch? No. That is not a lunch.

Please feed your body how many times? Because it's not good for you. You gotta eat, please.

I don't want to nag you. I just don't want you to be hungry. You are not a bird.

You must eat real food. Portioned, veggies, all that stuff. I guess me and some very smart people say so.

It'll make you feel less crappy. Food always makes me feel less crappy. Let me tell you what.

How about I make you a lunch for tomorrow? Because I love you. You like food? It won't kill me to make you some lunch.

No, I don't have to. I want to. Because, surprise, surprise, surprise, I want you to feel good.

Because your name is Baby. You are a cute one. You deserve love and affection and a lunch to go to work with.

Adapt, improvise, succeed. Overcome. That's enough.

You are very welcome. Oh, heckin' shush, you deserve much more. If only we could stop your self-deprecating for 2.3 seconds.

How's it hangin' under there? Excellent. I always wanted my titties to have restorative powers.

You're making my dreams come true. How does it feel? Wow.

I think I might come under there with you. Hello. What's a nice guy like you doing in a place like this? It's gonna be okay.

I really like what you've done with the place.