Helping Out Your Needy Neighbor

Transcript

Hey, thank goodness you're still here. You know, I half expected you to be gone. I'm just kidding, obviously, I didn't expect you to abandon me in my hour of need, I guess.

I know you're more responsible than that, it's just, I'm just, I'm sorry I'm so late. That took way longer than expected. Hope your night went a bit smoother, how was everything with the kids? Oh yeah, well that's great to hear.

I know they can be a real handful, but I don't know, with you they always seem to be on their best behavior. I think you're probably their favorite sitter of like, ever. I think they just like having you around, and who can blame them, right? So what else did you get up to? Watch a movie a year? Were you able to do anything for your school? Ah, that's great.

What is it you're working on anyway? Ah, I see. And it's going well? Well that's really good to hear, at least one of us had a productive night.

Plus, you earned a bit of spending money. How much do I owe you? You want cash, or Venmo? Nothing? Again? Come on.

You were way too good to me, way too kind. Come on, let me give you something. You're always helping out with the kids.

It's well beyond just being a good neighbor at this point. Oh, getting to come over and use all my streaming services as payment in half? Come on.

Really? You're not going to take any money? I owe you something.

What do you like to drink? No, I'm not trying to get you drunk right now. Although I'm happy to fix you a drink.

I just meant, you know, tell me what you like, bottle of wine, liquor, whatever. And then I'll pick a bottle up for you, just as my way of saying thanks. Okay, well, I do need to fix myself a drink after that date.

You sure you don't want anything right now? Okay, last offer, suit yourself. I'm going to pour myself a scotch.

Tell you about it? I don't know about that. Nobody wants to hear bad day stories.

Does it sound like I'm complaining and I hate doing that? Bargaining people with my gripes? You really want to hear it? All the dirty details? Hmm, well, okay.

For starters, she was late. Not just a few minutes, like half an hour. And that's fine, but, I mean, traffic, things happen, whatever.

At least send a text. You know, I was about to walk out of the restaurant and just pay for my drinks. Then she finally comes rushing in.

And then, it didn't even matter. I mean, I should have sat there and dined alone, considering there was no conversation. She just kept getting distracted by her phone, texting other people.

It just, it took forever to actually order our dinner, because she couldn't look at the menu long enough to decide. She was too busy answering texts. I don't know if it was work, or friends, or just chatting.

I don't know. It didn't seem like she wanted to be there. You know, I probably should have said something.

I probably should have spoken up. Or maybe just ended the date. I don't know, sometimes I'm just so tentative around people.

So worried about offending someone. Even a person I barely know that I met online and will probably never see again. You know, it's a pain these days.

The whole dating process. I don't know how your generation does it. I guess it's just something you were raised with.

Meeting people online, making friends, it's all like second nature to you. For me, it's tough getting back out there. And then, as a single dad, there's just limited nights that I can get free.

And a limited dating pool compared to, you know, someone who doesn't have children. You know, I actually had a woman tell me while we were chatting online that she's not interested, because I had baggage. It's an outdated mindset, but it is what it is.

How about you? How's your dating life going? Why are you laughing at me? Whatever that guy you were seeing, that seemed a little promising.

He was over a lot. Oh, well. That's too bad, I guess.

You know, you shouldn't get discouraged, it's just that well, I'd hate to be the one to break this to you if you haven't figured it out yet, but guys your age kind of suck. I know, I was a guy your age once. They're fickle, they don't know what they want in the first place.

Most of them get better when they mature. Or, some. Some of them don't.

Some people are just assholes. I can't believe I found someone when I was your age. I honestly still don't know how it happened.

I just got lucky, I guess. I was so busy trying to be somebody else. I had this idea in my head about the type of guy that women like.

You know, alpha male stereotype. Cocky, works out a lot. And that, well, that wasn't me, but I was definitely trying to be that guy.

You know, fake it till you make it type attitude. But, I'm just not that type of dude, you know? It's not that I lack confidence.

I mean, I'm confident enough to admit what I'm not. And, I'm not doormat either. But, you know, I've just never had that desire to control people.

To be the boss who lays down the law. To be honest, I get so stressed out by work sometimes and now with the family obligations and keeping up around the house, you know. There's always some DIY project that has to be done.

Or yard work. Sometimes I just want to shut my fucking brain off and just let someone else take charge. Let them make the decisions.

So I don't have to make another one. You know, that should be embarrassing to admit. It used to be when I was younger anyway.

But, you know, at my age, it's just I'm comfortable. I'm comfortable enough to be candid at least. Even if it's not what most women want to hear.

Even if it's not that appealing. The number of times I've gone on dates in the last year or so where it starts with some woman complaining about how she just wants a real man or ex or her husband didn't take charge enough. I just roll my eyes and I'm out of there.

Well, not physically out of there. As previously mentioned, I'm too tentative to speak up. I just sit there and take it all night.

You know, maybe it's just this glass of scotch talking. I swear sometimes I'm envious of the kids. I mean, when you're here, they get the attention of a pretty woman who takes care of them.

Who tells them what to do. Makes the decisions for them. They don't know how good they have it, honestly.

Kids, you know, they just rebel against authority even at a young age. They get mad when they don't get what they want. Some days I just want to go back to that.

Just have someone else tell me how it's going to be. What I need to do. It's pathetic.

Do you ever want that? Something tells me that's not your thing. That you're the opposite.

You've just always got that kind of take charge vibe about you. Come on now. There's no need for you to deny it.

I see you with the kids. You shouldn't be embarrassed. It's good to take charge sometimes.

Especially for a woman because plenty of people want to put you in your place in life. You know, that attitude, that ability to just kind of take over. That's going to be a huge benefit for you.

Maybe not now when you're young, but especially after school. You get out in the real world. You know, some people are scared to to graduate.

To take that next step. But you're going to be fine. You're going to do great.

You're intelligent, you're beautiful. I know that second one shouldn't matter, but come on, real world, it does. You're blushing now.

What, are you putting me on? You blushing. I'm just being sincere.

Am I, what, flirting with you? I mean, no? I mean, not intentionally, I guess.

I'm talking, I guess, without thinking. Why, would you would you like it if I flirted with you? I mean, obviously, I guess I would like flirting with you or if you were flirting with me.

But I mean, who wouldn't if you were flirting with them? But it seems inappropriate, doesn't it? I'm a bit older than you.

Maybe more than a bit. And kinda, sorta, you work for me. I mean, I guess not really, because I don't pay you.

Only because you won't take money. But you know, I mean, obviously, you're attractive, I find you attractive. I always have.

You remember when you were moving in next door? You were wearing like a baggy t-shirt and sweats. You still looked amazing.

You know, I thought you were gonna see right through me when I offered to help with your boxes. I actually sat inside contemplating whether I should do it for several minutes because I just didn't want to be that guy. You know, this obvious guy come over to creep on the pretty younger woman.

I I'd like to say I was offering just to be a good guy. I'd like to say I would offer for anyone, and maybe I would I guess, but I don't know, in that moment, in that instant, all I wanted was to find a reason to talk to you. And then after that, I wasn't sure when, if we'd talk again.

Like, would I have to awkwardly wait for you outside until we ran into one another? And so I asked you if you wanted to babysit. Can I confess something? I didn't even have plans.

Not that first time. I literally left the house for a few hours and just kind of wandered around by myself. I didn't do anything.

And the best part of my evening, well, I was talking to you when you came over and then talking to you when I got back. You know, come to think of it, that's the best part of my evening every time I've asked you to babysit. Including right now.

Tonight. Even if I'm embarrassing myself. What? What's that look on your face? Kiss you? Are you sure? You're not fucking with me, are you? I mean, if you insist, yeah, of course I can do that.

Fuck. Fuck, that was nice. I've, um, I've thought about that, you know? It feels it feels nice, but I don't know, it's a little wrong.

I'm not, I'm not sure if we should Fuck. Fuck, that's nice. Oh.

Your lips, your lips feel so good on me. I'm, um, I'm yours. Do you know that? Do you know that? Do you know how hard it is for me to admit that? I know, I know I shouldn't admit it.

I know it's probably too much, too soon. It's just, I'm yours. I want to be yours.

I guess that's more appropriate. I want to be yours. Mm.

My body, fuck. My whole body is tingling. I feel like one big fucking nerve ending.

I want to do I want to do everything for you. Whatever you want. Whenever.

Whatever, wherever. Just just tell me what to do, baby. What, what do you want from me? I'll do it.

The bedroom? Yeah. You want me to carry you? Hm, okay.

Come here, just throw your arms around my neck. Let me lift you. Mm.

Oh fuck, you just gonna wrap your legs around my waist like that? Oh my god, I'm so fucking excited. Oh.

Here we go. Right in here. I want to be so good to you.

What do you want me to do? On the bed? Okay.

I'll just put you down. Tell me what to do. I'm yours.

Okay, your blouse. Mm. You want me to unbutton it? Okay.

My fingers are trembling just a bit. It's a little embarrassing, but Oh my god, I just want this so much. Oh fuck.

That pretty bra. Can I, can I take it off too? Yeah.

Just slip the straps down. Oh fuck. Oh fuck.

This beautiful tits. You're, what do you want from me baby? What do you want me to do? You want me to suck them? Okay.

I can do that. Mm. Oh my.

Oh. Your nipples are getting so hard. Mm.

Oh I like that. Your arms wrapped around my head. Mm.

Just guide me where you want me. Are you pushing me down? You want me to kiss your tummy? Yeah? What next baby? I'll do anything.

Your shorts. Okay. I've been fantasizing about this since before my date.

When you showed up in these little bitty shorts I just couldn't get them out of my head, I just wanted to take them Okay, let me just take them off. Oh. No panties.

Oh. What do you want me to do? You want me to kiss it? Okay baby.

Do you want me to eat the teeth? No, just get in there, huh? Okay.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Oh. You taste delicious. Oh.

Oh fuck. I like that. Like your head on the back of my head.

Just shoving it in. Oh. So sexy.

Tell me what to do. You want me to suck your clit? Oh, yeah? Oh.

Oh. Oh. The way you grind in my face is just, oh.

Use me. Please use me. Oh.

That's it. Oh yeah, you can come on my face. Do it.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh fuck. Why are you pushing me away now? Okay baby, what do you want? I can do that all night.

We don't have to do anything else. You want me to feel good too? I mean, you don't owe me anything.

I'm happy to. Okay. You want me to undress? Okay.

I'm so fucking hard. It's like embarrassing how hard I am. Oh, I'm like a horny college boy.

My dick is just rock hard. I don't know what's going to happen when you. ..

Oh. Oh. Oh baby.

Oh my god, you're swallowing my fat cock. Oh. Oh fuck.

Oh, that feels nice. Oh, the way you tease me. Oh god, it feels good.

Oh fuck. I'm leaking. See those little drops of pre-cum? Oh.