【Helltaker Audio RP】 Pandemonica Agrees to Pleasure You in Exchange for A Cup of Coffee【F4M】

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No, no, no, no, no, no. This cannot be happening. It's too early in the morning for this.

Goddamn it. Oh, good morning, Helltaker. No, I'm not fine.

Maya forgot to go get more coffee when it was her turn to go out shopping, and someone else brewed and drank the last of the coffee that was in the cabinet that I was saving for today. Mother of—Nobody in this house even drinks coffee. The only person in this house other than me that drinks it is— Wait.

What is—what is that you have on your hand? Is that—? You.

You were the one who took the last of the coffee. I swear I will eviscerate you, you miserable little— Huh. You—you'll give me your coffee? Just like that? Heh.

Well, normally I would decline and have you make it the way I prefer it, since your way is shit. But, given the circumstances, I appreciate the generosity and will take you up on the— What do you mean I have to earn it? What on earth could you want me to do to earn your cup of coffee? You're—you're serious? A blowjob? Really? What do you take me for? Some degenerate, desperate fool who would throw away her dignity and self-respect by giving you a blowjob in exchange for the last cup of coffee in the house?

Because you'd be right. God damn it, come here. Like I said, I'm really not myself without my coffee.

And if this is what it takes, then that's fine by me. Now pull that cock out already. I really, really, really need that coffee.

No. Don't get cocky. I'm not doing this because I've been horny and waiting for some alone time with you or something stupid like that.

I'm only doing this so I can have my morning coffee. Be grateful I'm even humoring you by doing this. I would never do this for anyone else.

Especially someone who's holding a sweet, delectable cuff of caffeinated heaven hostage. Be glad I already tolerate you. That I even like you.

Are you coming soon? Come on and come already. Oh, fuck it.

Just come in my mouth, I don't care. Just, just don't worry. I can't take it anymore, just, just come already.

There. That wasn't totally horrible. All right, then.

I acted on my half of the agreement. Now hand over that cup of coffee. Finally.

Wait a second. This is. ..

This is pretty exactly how I like it. Why did you. ..

That look on your face. You. ..

You planned this, didn't you? This whole time. You stole my last bit of coffee.

Brewed it exactly how I like it. Just so I would give you a blowjob in exchange. Because you knew I would say yes if it meant I would get my coffee.

You clever little thing. You thought you could get away with this, didn't you? Well, you've made one grave error in your little plan.

You gave me my perfect cup of my morning coffee. And now, I'm more than awake enough to return the favor.