He Wouldn't Let Me... Will You?

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Hey, you ready to go? Oh, am I early? Sorry.

I'll wait. Finish what you have to do. Nah, I'm fine.

Just do what you gotta do. I wanna get home. Well, I can't get home until I drop your ass off, so hurry up, okay? Sorry.

Sorry. I'm not trying to be a bitch. I'm just having a rough night.

What else do you need to do? Can I help? I don't need to talk about it.

I just wanna go home. Fine. Fine.

If you really wanna know, Fine. If you really wanna know, I just came from what was supposed to be a date. Yeah.

Yeah, him. We've been seeing each other for, like, I don't know, eight weeks now? Mm-hmm.

And we've had sex. It was fine. And tonight we were just in the car and doing stuff.

I don't know why I'm telling you this, but. .. Anyway.

And we didn't have time for, you know, full-on sex, so I went in for a blowjob. And he said no. Oh, no.

It had nothing to do with being in the mood, because I asked, because, you know, that's the polite thing to do. No, no. He decided to spring it on me that he doesn't like blowjobs.

See, that look on your face is exactly how I felt. What the fuck? Mm-hmm.

Okay, fine. Some people don't. There's reasons, I guess.

That's fine. I've no skin off my ass. But that's a major compatibility issue for me.

Yeah, it is. I don't know how much more of this conversation I want to have with you. I mean, the best friend thing only goes so far, right? Yeah, fuck it.

Anyway, so when he told me that, I asked him why. Why does he not like blowjobs? Because my first thought was maybe he's just never had a good one, because that can happen.

Well, apparently he's too sensitive. Yeah. Apparently, it just doesn't feel good.

Which, okay, I get it. That makes sense to me. Yeah, he was fine with sex.

We were using a condom. Which, if he's sensitive, would take some of that away, right? Yeah.

But now I have to decide if I want to keep seeing a guy that sucked, and that's a problem for me. Yeah, it is. Because that's one of my favorite things to do.

Especially when I'm in a relationship. I don't just go around random- you get it, anyway. Yeah.

I don't know. I don't know how I feel. I mean, we're not so far in that it's going to be a tragic loss if we cut ties now.

We're not even exclusive. We're just kind of casually dating. And I don't even know how I feel about it.

But if we cut ties now, I don't know how I feel. I don't even know how I'll feel. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. Can I see a future with somebody that I can't do that with? I don't think so.

And between you and me, I was kind of excited for tonight because I knew we wouldn't have time to have sex. And I've been like dying to do that for a while. Yeah.

I don't know. There's just something about the feel of a warm, heavy cock on my tongue that just, I don't know, makes me happy. This is a very unexpected conversation.

Anyway, so yeah, that's where I'm at. That's why I'm kind of snarky and I just want to go home so I don't have to deal with this. Are you at a place where you can leave? No.

No, you can't help unless you can somehow make him less sensitive. I don't see how you can help. But thanks.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess. I just don't know if I like him that much.

There's some people that you can just be okay with things for. I just don't know if he's one of them, you know? Yeah, it's early and that could very well be a make or break thing.

I don't know. Anyway. What? You're looking at me like I'm a fucking unicorn.

Did I spread a horn out the front of my head or something? What? Well, I'm just me, so I can't speak for all women, but I do enjoy that, yes.

And I know a few people that do, because we talk about things. Have you never been with anybody who likes that? Oh, well, you poor thing.

Well, now I know why you're single, right? I don't know. I just feel like if you're in a relationship, you should be with somebody who wants their mouth on you everywhere at all times.

I don't know. Is that just me? Mouth, hands, genitals.

I don't know. At least at first. I mean, I'm sure that shit wears off at some point, but it should never go away.

Anyway, thank you for attending my TED talk. Yeah, I am bummed that I didn't get to suck a cock. Did you just say it like that? That was very blunt.

What? You want me to suck yours? Okay, I know I was kidding, but why not? Well, you've clearly never had good head, and I'm, like, jonesing to give a blowjob.

So he wouldn't let me. So why don't you? Oh, come on.

We've been friends for a long time. I don't think one little hummer is gonna make or break our friendship. No.

When was the last time you had sex? What? You can let me suck your cock, but you can't tell me that? A while.

Okay. When was the last time you took care of things yourself? Did you just say you've been busy? Wait, you just made the excuse that you haven't masturbated in a while because you've been busy.

Dude, you must be so pent up. Mm-hmm. All right, whip it out.

No, I'm not kidding. I, like, left my house today thinking I was gonna suck a cock. I have not yet done so, so let's do it.

I'm not asking you to fucking marry me. I'm asking you to get a blowjob and then go home to bed. Not with me, because, no.

But he wouldn't let me suck his cock, so you get to enjoy what he didn't want. Okay? There you go.

Common sense. I'll get down on my knees here. Wait, this place doesn't have cameras or anything, does it? Okay, good.

Because the last thing I need is your boss coming in tomorrow and seeing me doing this, because I don't really want you to get fired for doing this. All right, good. Ooh, I like it.

If I had known you had a cock this nice, we would have been doing this long ago. Shit. Mm-hmm.

And you are very interested because your heart is a rock right now. Mm-hmm. The only thing you have to do is stand there, hold still, watch if you want to.

You can touch my head, just don't push it down, because that's not fun. And come. You can warn me if you want, but I like to swallow, so.

I like to swallow, so. See? That's what I'm talking about.

The nice, smooth texture of the head on my tongue. Mm-hmm. Little drops of pre-cum oozing out the end.

Nice, hard shaft to hold on to. I'm sliding into my mouth. Mm-hmm.

Oh, I needed this. No offense, man, but I think I might like your cock better than you, and that's saying something. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

And it's really, oh, really doing it for me that you're watching me do this. And you like that little tongue action on the bottom. You've never had anybody lick that spot before? Well, hold on tight.

Oh, no. Feels good, doesn't it? Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

There's nothing like the weight of a cock on my tongue. Mm, mm, mm, mm. Are the drops of pre-cum oozing down my throat? Mm, mm, mm, mm.

There really is nothing like it. There's also nothing like the expression on the face of the person you're sucking off as they watch you do it. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

I love it when a cock swells. Makes me stretch my jaw just a little bit more. Mm, it's like a challenge.

Can I take it all? Fuck, of course I can. Mm, mm, mm, mm.

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Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. A thing that took some practice but I'm now really good at. Mm, mm, mm, mm.

I don't know, can you handle it? Your eyes are already rolling back in your head up there. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

All right, you said you can handle it. I'm gonna believe you. Mm, mm, mm.

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I didn't think you were gonna handle that. Ha ha, you looked like you were gonna burst. Mm, mm, mm, mm.

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Huh, huh. Oh. Well, it is a treat.

So, yeah. I'm not surprised I sound like I'm enjoying a really good treat. Mm.

Like a lollipop, or a popsicle. Mm. Really good chocolate ice cream.

Or vanilla, or. .. I don't know, mint chocolate chip.

Whatever your preference is. Mm, mm, mm. Ice cream doesn't taste this good, though.

Mm, mm. Fuck, I love this cock. Oh my god.

New obsession. Unlocked. Mm, mm.

Mm. Mm. Oh.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. See, nice and juicy. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

I think it's time you came in my mouth. I'd like to taste it. Okay? Yeah? Mm, come on.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

That's right, go. Mm, mm, mm. Mm.

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Ow. Mm. Fuck.

Can someone actually get drunk on cum? Is that a thing? Mm.

Ow. Mm. Mm.

Ow. Because if so, damn yours is potent. Mm.

Oh. That is what I needed. Mm.

Oh. There's nothing like the taste of cum on my tongue. Or the dopey happy grin on the face of my partner.

How you doing up there? Yeah? Well, unexpected is probably a good way to describe that, yes.

But other than that. .. Oh.

Mm-hmm. I told you. I am obsessed with cocks.

This one in particular now. Congratulations. Mm.

Mm, okay. Mm. All right.

There you go. What? Me? Oh, no, no, no.

I'm good. Not about that. This was about getting a cock in my mouth.

And I've done that, and I'm happy. And that was all I needed. Thank you.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because when I go home later and, like, think about this.

.. Yay. Mm.

Yeah, it's gonna take my mind off the fact that I won't be seeing that guy anymore. No. No.

The reality is I can't be with somebody who doesn't enjoy this activity. So thanks for helping me clear that up. So why don't you tuck that away, finish up what you gotta do, and I'll take you home.

Yeah. Well, you're welcome. Oh, believe me.

That little activity was completely mutually beneficial.