Harley and Ivy Special Night Roleplay Audio

Transcript

Hey what a day, huh? We did it, and Batman didn't even come to stop us. Babe, we just went to the vegan juice bar.

And we set all the animals in the petting zoo free. Yeah, I guess we did. What's wrong? Was it something I said? No, you're perfect.

There's nothing wrong with you. Just a text from my ex. No.

Floronic Man. Oh my god, I did date him, didn't I? Swamp Thing.

No, Constantine. Oh. He is kind of hot.

Like a hobo kind of hot. But what does he want? Some kind of magic plant thing.

I don't want to deal with it right now. Hmm? I.

.. what is that? That? Is that a.

.. Babe, did you give me roses? Did I? Oh, you kept them rooted too.

Where did you even find these? Wayne Manor's garden. Oh, they're beautiful.

Wow, his butler does a nice job. I appreciate you so much. I needed this.

I just. .. Thank you.

I know how tough things can get sometimes, you know? Well, with the whole blowing up an entire chemical plant thing and the whole back ballroom fancy party thing when we tried to. ..

Tried to steal the golden chocolate fountain? It was a good time. Well, I mean, it was a good idea at the time.

It wasn't, but it was fun. Ives. Hmm? I just.

.. I think getting you to appreciate yourself is really important. You should get to see what I see in you sometimes.

Like this rosebush. She's beautiful, Harls. That's what I'm saying.

She's beautiful, just like you. So, what do you say? I make like a garden hose and water your bush? Please don't ever make that joke again.

What about more kisses instead?