Happy New Year! Flirty Barmaid - Seem's there's a 1st for everything!

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Hi! What can I get you? A smile? Of course, and they're on the house.

It's your lucky night. Anything else? Sure.

Watch this. Isn't that just the best head in the world you've ever seen? So far? Seems I'm in my match.

Should I make a joke about seeing the New Year in with a bang or is that too last year? Now, how is it possible that you're on your own tonight with eyes like theirs? Excuse me for a second.

I need to take these drinks to that table. Wish me luck. Yeah, they're rowdy.

It's okay, I can handle it. Here you go, lads. Listen, come here, come here.

How about me and you, you and me, go back to my place when you've finished work. You know you wanna. ..

Oh, can you fit two people under a stone? You'll regret it. Men like me don't grow on trees, you know.

Oh, I know. You swing from them, right? Oh, I thought maybe, just maybe, you might leave the little bitch side at home to me and have some fun for a change, with me.

Oh, come on. I thought you'd have learned by now. It's not gonna happen, sweetheart.

Your loss. I wouldn't touch you with a barge pole anyway. I'd have said no if you'd have said yes.

Oh, here we go. Now the insults. How repetitively original.

And that's a statement we're never gonna find out, eh? Why do you wear a bra? You've got nothing to put in it.

You wear pants, don't you? Guys, you need to control your friend here. It never ends well.

Bitch, you think you're so funny. Oh, I'm sorry. You're right.

I suppose that was, uh, very little below the belt. What's so funny? It's New Year's Eve.

Have a lovely night or find somewhere else to go as usual. We can't take no for an answer. But, oh, look, you're upsetting your friends now, too.

Yeah, well, I've got no balls. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm drunk. I'm sorry, lads. Apology accepted.

Right, lads? Have fun. Sorry about that.

Now, where were we? Oh, he's harmless. They've been coming here for years.

That's as bad as it gets, thankfully. Sent off with his tail between his legs every time. I think he secretly likes it.

He keeps coming back for more, anyway. It's okay, I'm used to it. I can handle myself, don't worry.

So, do you have any plans tonight? I don't know you're here, but, I mean, it's New Year's Eve. Isn't that the night for pub crawling? Well, you've picked a great one to stay for the night.

You might even catch a glimpse of our wandering spirit. Oh, yes. This pub has a resident ghost.

Spirits all round here. I think it might even be related to that guy over there. It's a bottom pincher on a good night and a glass thrower on a bad night.

It's rare, but it happens. Well, yeah, the first time I felt it, I turned round and slapped a customer. The only reason I wasn't fired was because everyone knows about it already.

I didn't, but I do now. Oh, I think I'll be safe tonight. Our busiest night of the year.

There are plenty of bottoms to choose from. I secretly wish it would pinch that guy's butt for a taste of his own medicine, but alas, it seems to go for the girls for that. Typical.

Oh, God, here he comes. That guy, I mean. Could you do me a solid and pretend to be my boyfriend while he's ordering? I'll owe you one.

Thanks. What should I call you? Is that your real name or a made up one? No, it's a really pretty name.

I was just curious, being as we're pretending. OK. Hello, sir.

Another round for the table? Yeah, make them doubles. Okey dokey.

Sam, can you take this order for me, please? I didn't ask Sam, I asked you. Oh, come now.

Sam can bring your drinks over for you and you'll even get them without having to enjoy any riceberries. And he won't spill them accidentally on purpose either. What? I'm kidding.

I'm sure you know that much about me by now. I'm sorry, darling. Chris, you haven't met my boyfriend, have you? I didn't know that.

No, I haven't. Sorry, ma'am. I have no idea.

I don't want to trouble you until he's around. I may be working, but that doesn't mean I can't get my kiss under the mistletoe at midnight with the one I love, Chris. It's not my turn.

Sure. Sam will be over in a minute. Psst.

Thanks, Sam. Phew. Thank you, pretty name.

Oh, that was easier than I thought it was going to be. Much softer than an eat of the nuts, that's for sure. I owe you one.

This one's on me. What would you like? Same again? Sure.

Head so good it has to be had twice, huh? Oh, sorry. I never could resist the one-niners.

Good. I'm glad you like them. You can be my safe outlet for them, if you like.

Oh, it's the countdown. Nearly midnight. And oh, it just happens to be mistletoe right above your head.

How convenient. We can just pretend, if you like. I don't want to take advantage of the situation.

Well, actually, I would like to, but I won't. Oh, I'm sorry. I can't help it.

Things just fly out of my mouth and take me by surprise as much as everyone else. Ready? And thank you for helping me out.

I don't think I'll have a problem with that guy again. Feels like a weight's been lifted. I think you, at the very least, deserve a kiss for that.

If you'd like. Fuck. I mean, happy new year.

I think. One more for luck. You know, just in case.

We might come back. Fuck. I mean, fuck.

Confession. It's just occurred to me that I've never been fucked first thing on the first of January before. You neither? I never kept a new year's resolution up either.

How about we make that a quick one now? At least we'll be able to tick one off. Give me a sec.

Hey, Sam. Shelley's back from her break. Would you mind if I had a quick one now, please? Thanks, Sam.

Okay, pretty name. Let's really make this a night to remember. Follow me out to the back.

I've never fucked in an alleyway before either. I don't want to wait. That kiss of yours.

Fuck. Let's go. I don't think anyone will see us here.

But fuck, right now I don't even care if they do. Kiss me. Fireworks too.

Happy new year, pretty name. Just fuck me now, please. Fuck.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh my god. Oh. Kinky one, huh? Hand on my throat.

Oh, it's all good on me. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Pulling my hair now too. Oh.