Halloween Horny

Transcript

Oh, that must be my love. Forgot her keys again I guess. Some things never change.

Oh, there you are. Put your arms around me and give me a big hug. Oh, that must be my love.

Forgot her keys again I guess. You always do look very beautiful around the fall, or autumn as us Irish like to call it. And I love the clothes you wear, the clothes you choose, the colours.

You're so sexy. You're just so sexy. Let me hang it up for you.

That's better. Now turn around and give me another big kiss. Oh, those beautiful lips.

I can't resist you, you know that? Come on, let's go sit down and you can tell me all about your holiday. Why do you insist on you going to the office on a Saturday? I'll never know.

And on Halloween. Halloween should be a holiday. You know what I've been doing all day? Well, not all day, but this evening.

I've been answering the trick-or-treaters, and I even scared a few of them too. What's that? I don't need a mask to scare them? Oh my God, you are so cheeky.

So how was it today? Tell me while I pour you a nice drink. Which one would you like? Alcoholic or non-alcoholic? Oh, this one, okay.

Oh, so you got the promotion in the end. Oh, well-deserved, babe. Well-deserved.

Now, here you go. Take it easy. To our in-law, Crick and Handish, the day is over now.

And you're home with me, and I'm going to take care of you, okay? So it was a really good ending to a bad week? That's nice.

How was my day? Oh, I forgot to tell you. Geez, something really strange happened to me today.

I was on Halloween again, yeah? Every Halloween. Well, I was walking to work, and I saw this suspicious-looking van.

And it almost looked abandoned, and I was really taken in by it. It was just strange the way it was parked up. And when I passed it, I saw a human toe on the ground.

A severed human toe, yeah? Oh, God, it was disgusting, and it was bloody, and. ..

Bloody, and gutsy, and yuck. It was really weird. And it freaked me out.

Imagine a human toe laying on the pavement, and on Halloween. Oh, it was disgusting. Did I call the police? No, no, no.

I called a tow truck. Oh, I'm sorry. You know, I'm just so silly sometimes, and I love to hear your laugh.

It's so sexy when you laugh like that. Am I boring? I've got an idea.

Yeah, I always have good ideas, don't I? Why don't we go to bed and watch some really old horror movies? Yeah, some really cheesy ones, even.

Yeah, if it gets creepy or spooky, you can put your arms around me. I'll keep you safe. I'll keep you safe from the vampires, baby.

And the werewolves. So what do you think? Would you like that? Oh, no, no, it's not Netflix and chill.

But you never know. You might just get lucky, huh? Come on, babe.

Take my hand. Yeah, I'll bring your glass with you. Let's go up.

Yeah, I'd love to walk behind you when we're going to bed. Yeah, I'd love to. Yeah, I'd love to walk behind you when we're going up the stairs.

For obvious reasons. You're just so sexy. Oh, man, I'm so lucky.

I'm waiting to see what I've done with the bedroom. I've teamed it up a little bit. So what do you think? Yeah, is it sexy? Halloween theme? Oh, one more kiss.

That's it, baby. Go lay on the bed. Now let me rub that beautiful face.

On that chin. Do you like that? Beg me or I'll hoard it.

I want to look after you. Now let me look in those beautiful eyes and kiss you. You know that I really love you, right? Especially on Halloween.

I love when you get a little scared and you. .. Oh.

What is that? Well, you know this is Halloween in Ireland, right? Well, babe, that's a banshee.

Yeah, it's real over here. Oh, no, no, don't be afraid. Don't be afraid.

Put your arms around me. Don't be scared, baby. I'm here with you.

I'll keep you safe from all those ghosts and goblins and ghouls. You were always safe with me, love. Don't be afraid.

Oh, I promise to keep you safe now. Draw your arms around me. Oh, she'll go away.

She probably just fancies me or something. It'll be okay, honey. I promise you.

It'll be fine. Oh, God, her voice is like a blade. Yeah, Halloween isn't commercial over here.

It's the real thing. Now snuggle up to me, baby. We won't let her in.

She isn't going anywhere near us tonight, babe. Let me take your clothes off. You're still scared? No, don't worry, don't worry.

She'll just stay outside here and she'll cry in it a few times. Probably lonely. Need some cock or something.

Oh, I promise to keep you safe now. Draw your arms around me. Let me kiss your neck.

Oh, down to your breasts. Taking a bit of my mouth. Oh, you like when I swirl my tongue around like that, baby? Oh, that's so hard for me.

I like when you're a little scared, you get extra horny. Can you feel my teeth on your nipples, just gently nibbling? Draw your arms around my body.

Let me kiss down your stomach. Let's take this skirt off. Oh yeah, no sexy panties for me again.

You were planning on Netflix and chill, weren't you? Let me slip those off. I'm going to tease that cat.

Can you feel my hot mouth on it? Can you feel my lips on your clit? So swollen for me.

Oh, you're so sexy. Tastes so good. Spread those legs for me, baby.

This makes my cock so fucking hard. Stick my tongue out and just. ..

Lick those pussy lips. Oh yeah, that's it. Show me where you want it, baby.

Guide me to your spot. You like the way my lips feel against that clit, baby? Let me flick it around my tongue.

I want to suck on it gently. Your pussy cheeks taste so fucking good. I want to slip my tongue in your pussy, baby.

Let me hold those legs back. Your pussy is so sweet. You like when I tongue fuck you like that? You like when I tongue fuck you deep? Makes my cock drop, baby.

I want to work back to that clit. Such a beautiful, sexy pussy, baby. I love it.

You know how much I love it? I love to kiss it and lick it and slip my tongue in and out and taste your juices. Your juices make my cock so fucking hard.

I can see them pouring down your thighs. Let me get those. What a sweet, sexy pussy.

I can't get enough. I want to slide my hands up your body and pinch those nipples. I could stay down on you for the whole night.

Making you cum and teasing you. Edging you. So sexy.

I want to slip my tongue back in again. Fuck it deep. Maybe I can't take it anymore.

I want to fuck you. I want to fuck you so bad. Let me kneel up.

You gonna open up hands for me? Let me feel that wet pussy while you do that. Dripping wet pussy, baby.

Take that cock out. See how hard that is? Why don't you jerk it a little for me? Get it nice and hard.

Tell me you want that cock. Tell me again. Tell me you want that big cock deep inside your little pussy.

Spread those legs. Rub it up and down. You like the way that feels? You like the way that cock feels in your pussy lips? Teasing it.

It's getting so wet. That big hard dick is getting so wet from that pussy, baby. Let me hold those legs back.

Let me slip that cock inside. Stretch that little pussy out inch by inch. Slowly at first.

That's so fucking tight. I love the way your eyes roll when I do that. Look at that cock.

Stretch that pussy out. You wanna take more of it? You wanna take more of that cock? That big fucking cock? Look at that, baby.

Look at that cock winning out. You like that, don't you? I'm gonna suck in your nipples when I do that.

Those nipples are so hard. Give me that tongue. Give me that tongue when I slip this cock even deeper inside.

You make me lose control, baby. Your beautiful pussy makes me lose control. You make me wanna grunt and groan and fuck you so hard.

But I wanna fuck you from behind. Let me slide this cock back out nice and slowly. Oh, fuck.

This cock misses your pussy already. Turn right around for me. Give me that beautiful ass.

Back it in against that cock. You gonna rub that ass up and down for me? Be my sexy little Halloween slut.

Let me snap that ass. Oh, fuck. Put that cock back in where it belongs.

Fuck me back. Arch your back a little. Let me take your hair.

You want me to get rough with you? I wanna fuck you like an animal. That ass, baby, crashing against me.

You like the feeling of that big dick inside you? Stretching that pussy right out? That big fucking Irish cock deep inside your little pussy? Oh, yeah, baby.

Squeeze that cunt for me. Squeeze that sexy little cunt around that cock. Grip it for me, baby.

I wanna feel your fuck lip. Oh, yeah. I wanna pound that pussy, baby.

Rub that clit for me. You gonna rub that clit for me, baby? Oh, yeah.

Can you feel my balls slap against you? Let me fuck you harder. I want you to come all over that fucking cock.

Be my good little Halloween slut and come all over my cock, baby. Oh, yeah. Soak that fucking dick.

Do as you're fucking told on Halloween night. Oh, yeah, baby. I wanna hear you fucking howl.

Lose control. Give it up, baby. Give it to me.

Oh, fuck. Soak that cock, baby. I wanna feel you come all over it.

I want those juices fucking pouring down my thighs. Look at that sexy ass, baby. I'm gonna pull your hair.

Look back at me. Make those sultry faces that I love. You coming for me, huh? You coming in that fucking big cock? Oh, yeah.

You're so fucking sexy. Oh, yeah. You're gonna make me cum.

You're gonna make me cum deep inside you, baby. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Fuck me back. Yeah, take it, baby.

You gonna take that big fucking load? You gonna take that hot cum deep inside you? You want me to shoot that fucking cream deep inside you, baby? Oh, I'm gonna cum.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby. Oh, fuck, baby. Yeah.

Mm, yeah. Oh, fuck. You keep fucking me.

Oh, yeah. Oh, God, that's so sexy. Oh, yeah.

Oh, we fuck so good, baby. I love getting animalistic with you on Halloween night. Yeah, I win sex.

Oh, yeah. So what do you want to watch? Oh, fuck.

Oh, maybe she wants some. .. Oh, God, she's a jealous banshee.

Shut the fuck up, old hag. Oh, baby. And I just want to say to all your listeners, happy Halloween, and I hope you enjoyed my little story.

And I love cumming for you. You're all so sexy. Love you all.