Golden Retriever Girlfriend Cheers You Up

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Hi! It's so good to see you. Mmhmm, mmhmm.

This is a surprise. I just wanted to see your cute little face. Oh, is now not a good time? I totally should've checked with you first.

I can come back another. Sorry. Yeah, you're right.

You did tell me I could come over whenever. But I still want to be respectful of your time and space, you know? I don't ever want to intrude or anything like that.

So now is a good time? Or. ..

Yeah? Really? Oh, I'm glad then.

Oh, that reminds me. I learned something interesting today. Do you want to know what it is? Do you? Okay, so you know this knock? Mmhmm, yeah.

It's a well-known knock. Pretty popular, right? Well, I found out that it has a name.

Apparently, it's had a name for a long time, but I'm only now hearing about it. Mmhmm, yeah, it's called the shave and haircut. I know, right? It's really interesting.

I think it goes a shave and a haircut, two bits. I think that I kind of messed up on the knock there a bit, but it's okay. No one has to know.

I was genuinely surprised when I found out that it had a name, because when? And apparently, I'm not the only one who didn't know, because I feel like half of people who know it are like, how do you guys not know? And then the other half of people who don't know it are like, how do you guys know that? So, it's okay.

I don't feel too upset about it. Anyway, enough about interesting discoveries. How have you been today, sweetheart? Just okay? Aw, are you not having a good day? I'm sorry you feel that way.

Can I do anything to help? Actually, I know just the thing to cheer you up. Give me just a second.

At least, I hope it cheers you up. Ta-da! Meet Mr.

Bear. Yeah, yeah, it is a plushie. Isn't it adorable? So, I was out the other day, right? And I was just walking around, and I saw it, and as soon as I saw it, I knew that I had to get it for you.

Why? Um, it's a little silly, but it reminds me of you, because it's so cuddly and cute, you know? Oh, stop.

You are cute. Have you met you? Like, ever? And you're most definitely cuddly? I mean, I could just hold you in my arms all the time.

I would, if I could. Seriously. Um, do you, though, like it? I mean, if you don't, that's 100% okay.

I can take it back with me and just add it to my collection. I just thought you might like it, so I wanted to give it to you, especially after you said you weren't having a great day, and sorry, I didn't mean to ramble. Oh, you like it? Really? You're not just saying that, are you? Because really, it's okay if you don't want it.

I can just take it back with me. You're so silly. I don't want the bear.

I mean, it is really adorable and cute and cuddly and everything nice, but I want you to have it. I'm glad that you like it. It makes me happy.

Hey. Hey. Okay.

I have to tell you something, but can I whisper it to you? Yeah? Okay.

Okay. So, I have a teensy-weensy, tiny, itty-bitty question for you, but it's very time-sensitive, okay? So I'll need your most serious judgment, okay? Okay.

Okay. So, the teensy-weensy, itty-bitty, tiny question, the time-sensitive question is. ..

I'm building suspense. Okay. The question is, do you want to go.

.. How's that time-sensitive? No comment.

And as for your most serious judgment? Come on. Cuddling is no joke.

It's a very delicate matter. So, what do you say? Yay or nay to cuddles? Unless you're not up for cuddling today, which is a- okay.

Truly, I don't want to pressure you because I want to. I just thought maybe it might make you feel a bit better. I know it's helped a bit when you were feeling down, so I thought it might work this time too, but if it doesn't, it- I'm doing that thing again, aren't I?

But, do you want to cuddle? Yeah? Okay, good.

Come here. Bring Mr. Bear with you.

Yeah? Okay, look. Mr.

Bear is for you, but Mr. Bear is for both of us. Do you know what that means? It's okay, I'll tell you.

It means we have to take care of Mr. Bear and give him all the love and attention that we give to each other. Otherwise, Mr.

Bear might feel a little left out, don't you think so? You don't think so? I think- you want to know what I think? I think yes.

I think that Mr. Bear might feel left out. Okay, so- okay.

So, here's the thing, okay? I'm only gonna cuddle with you, but I don't want Mr. Bear to know because he might feel like a third wheel, okay? He's just gonna lay here with us.

Yeah, he's just gonna lay, like, right beside us. It's okay. I know, I'm just so funny, aren't I? Okay, come here.

Come here, please. Please, baby. Please.

Baby, please. Oh, you're so cute. I could just squeeze your little face.

I- I won't actually squeeze your face, by the way. I- I don't know what it is, but you're just so cute that I want to pinch your cheeks, but I'm not going to. Don't worry, okay? I promise, I won't do it.

Okay, do you want to lay here or right here? Okay, then. So cozy and cuddly.

Okay, am I talking about you or the bear? Uh, I don't know, sweetheart. Mr.

Bear might have you beat, but don't worry, I still love you the most.