Goddess Role Play

Transcript

Okay, this one will do. You there. You.

Hey. Wake up. Hi.

My name is Stephanie. And I am now your queen. You will refer to me as so, and if you ever try to get out of line, you will be punished.

You are in my beautiful land now. I am the queen of all my people, and all my people love me very much. I am the beautiful, most caring queen.

And unfortunately, you have broken one of our rules. We do not tolerate any sort of nonsense here. Everyone listens and obeys the law, which I am.

I am the law around here, and you happen to have committed the worst crime of all. You came here, uninvited, to steal my precious diamonds. You are a fool for doing so.

That is incredibly rude, and I do not like rude. Fortunately for you, you have caught me on a great day, because my people have found something from your land called fruit, and I heard it is one of your delicacies. Since this here rare fruit has came to me from your land, I will spare you your life and let you be one of my slaves.

You will forever obey me and do every command as I tell you to do. And if you try to raise at least one finger, you will be dead. There's no funny business around here.

You do as you're told, and then you're happy. Everybody loves it here, and you'll learn to love it here too, because if you don't love it here, well then that's being rude now, isn't it? I'm a generous queen.

I'm giving you a home, a place to stay, a job, a thing that's going to give your life meaning and fulfillment, something I know you desperately humans want to feel. So I have given you your purpose. Now for your first task, it's going to be very easy for you.

I want you to feed me my fruit into my mouth, and I will pair it with a delicacy, another one of you, another delicacy that you earthlings call whipped cream. I love the name. So go fetch my bowl, and you will find your exotic fruit, and I will show you how I like to be fed.

Here it is. A bowl of exotic fruit. These are very weird to me.

What do you call this? Grape? Well, it's grape.

It's very odd. You might notice that my world gives it a little bit more of a flair. Let's see.

And what are these that seem to have little hairy hats on the top of them? Is there something indulged into their skin? These look like pores.

Hmm. But they smell good. What are these called? Strawberries.

Land. Grape. Strawberry.

Whipped cream. I have to say, you guys are pretty funny. I wouldn't imagine whipping anyone with this.

I'm more of an old-fashioned type of belt person. But who am I to judge? So how do you use this? I shake it.

Okay. And where does it come out of? The top? Oh, that's not doing anything.

Are you lying to me? Are you trying to make a fool out of me? Oh.

Well, you better hope this works. Or else you're dead. That is delicious.

Okay, slave. Seems like you are doing your job right. Now, where do I start with this? Strawberry.

Hmm. Well, this is great. Hmm.

My arms are getting tired. You're going to feed me now. Come closer.

Okay. I want you to feed me the grapes. Okay.

Okay. Whipped cream. Hmm.

Wait. Before you feed me that strawberry, I want to just smell it. Hmm.

It smells very delightful. It tastes like a good fruit. Whipped cream.