Girl Next Door, A Lesbian Audio Tale

Transcript

Hey, I'm your neighbor. I think we've seen each other, but I thought I would come and properly introduce myself. It's nice, it's nice to have another woman about.

I don't know if you noticed, but there's like a hell of a lot of men in these buildings. Old men, harmless old men, but it's a little exhausting. I mean, like, I have tattoos and piercings and, you know, like, every other conversation it'll go from being about the garden to just like, so did that one hurt?

And it's like, they mean well, but it's like, you know, I just know they're poking at like, why did you do that to yourself? Anyway, it's nice to see a woman here. Oh, sure.

I'd love to come in. Honestly, I would love to have a nosy at your place. It's so interesting seeing like, all the like, slightly differing floor plans.

When did you move in? Like a few days ago? Wow, your apartment is so nice already.

Genuinely. Um, sure, I'll have something to drink. Like a coffee or a- Oh, no, no, don't put it down.

I would absolutely love to have a glass of wine with you. No, sure, totally. It seems it seems the right choice.

It seems that if we have a few drinks together, I will unload all of the gossip of the building onto you. And then you'll basically be like an official member. So, where did you come from? Why are you here? A fresh start.

That's very mysterious. I like it. No, no, it's okay.

Don't explain yourself. I'll let you have that. Be mysterious.

Hold it up for at least a week. I've lived here, God, two years, nearly, like one and a half. Yeah, I just, I just moved out here for a change and I ended up getting a pretty good job.

So I just haven't left yet. Right, gossip. Oh, have you met Mr.

Jameson? He, he's lovely. He's so lovely.

He's been crazy looking. He's always wearing like a different brightly colored coat. He, he, he's so funny.

He has this little dog, and I swear he thinks that it understands him. Like, don't get me wrong. I'm all for people talking to their pets, but he like really speaks to him, you know, and like, I like, you'll have to watch him.

I'm probably explaining this badly, but it's hilarious. He'll like talk to the dog, and then he'll like almost like read the dog's response and then like talk back to it. It's really cute.

It's probably something sad, like his wife is probably dead, but I don't know. I just think he's hilarious. He's really friendly.

Yeah, I'll have another. Thank you. You're insane.

You're insane. That is You're insane. You're insane.

You know, when I knocked on your door today, I did not think I did not think that I would be drunk in your living room within a few hours. What? Wait, what time is it? Okay, more than a few.

Jesus. What are you doing? What are you holding? What are you holding? Don't smirk at me like that.

Show me what you're holding. Show me what you're holding. Come here.

What are you holding? What is it? That's exactly what I thought you were holding.

Two shot glasses. I know it's late, but it's not that late, is it? Wait, no, I'll have a shot with you.

Go, go on then. Pour me one. Pour me one.

Go on. Go on. Cheers.

You know, this is not what I expected. You didn't even buy me dinner. You're just putting shots in my mouth.

So tell me, is this tequila? Is it special? Is it your favorite? Or did you just give me like the shitty stuff from the back of your cupboard? I'm just asking.

I just want to know. I just want to know. I just want to know where I stand.

I want to know what I'm worthy of. I'm touched. I get the birthday tequila.

Well, I'm honored you're willing to share your gift with me. Huh? Look, I'll keep drinking with you, but we need to play a game or something.

I'm not sitting here like an absolute piss head and just drinking. That's insane. We should play a game.

I know you just moved in, darling, but we can use our minds. Let's come up with a game. Don't be so eager.

You want to play truth or dare? Truth or dare? Okay.

No, no, I'm not. No, I don't think it's silly. Don't say that.

I want to play truth or dare with you. I'm enjoying spending time with you. But you have to go first.

Okay, truth or dare? And if you don't want to do it, you have to have a shot. No, it doesn't defeat the purpose of truth or dare.

It just means that if you don't want to do the dare or answer the question, you drink. And if you don't want to drink, then you answer the question. It's pretty simple, right? And consent is important.

So of course, we want to make sure that there's a way out of everything. Right? Don't look at me like that.

We're just playing truth or dare. You're looking at me like you need a safe word. No, don't blush.

Don't don't blush. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Let's play truth or dare. Truth. Boo.

Um, okay. Why did your last relationship end? Oh, this will be juicy.

I just saw you eyeing up this shot. Oh, what was he bad in bed? Or did you just lose attraction? You're not sure if it was there.

I appreciate your honesty. What? Hey, me drinking if you answer is not in the rule.

Okay, okay, fine. If you insist. Okay, my turn.

I pick dare. No, that's not how it works. You can't.

You can't just dare me to tell you something. I didn't pick truth. Don't pout at me.

Why did you have a question in mind? Okay, okay, darling. I'll pick truth.

Ask me something. Have I ever slept with someone in the building? And why are you asking me that darling? I'm teasing.

I'm teasing. Don't blush at me. I'm teasing you.

Um, no, I haven't. I myself like women and in case you hadn't noticed until you got here, there is literally only men. So it's been dry.

Shall we say? Oops. Sorry, I spilled some.

Now you have to drink because I answered your nosy little question. No, you know what? You're right there.

That is the aim of the game to be nosy. No, you're no, you're right. Actually, don't touche.

It is the aim of the game to be nosy. Truth or dare? Truth? Eww.

Boring. Let me think of a truth. I know.

Have you ever been with a woman? No. No.

No, I'm not letting you drink for this one. Oh, no, don't play the consent card. Just answer the question.

Oh, don't blush. Don't please don't blush. I'm sorry.

I was being playful. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable.

Here. Have a drink. No? Okay.

Tell me then. If you want to, you can tell me. What does kind of mean? I get it.

No, I get it. I was there once. It's always weird.

It's weird. It's a weird start out for so many people. You just have to get into it.

I too was in a position where I'd like I'd had lesbian experiences, but just like not all the way and it didn't feel natural to me like going into lesbian sex. It still felt like I was like a virgin about it. I don't know.

I don't necessarily have advice for you. I think just when you're interested in a girl, just be honest that you don't know a lot. And most if not all people will be quite eager to show you the ropes.

I'd be surprised. You know, I mean, it's certainly attractive getting to teach someone something sexually. But yeah, just be honest.

Look, if you're scared of someone talking badly about how you performed afterwards. First of all, what a shitty person who cares. Second of all, I totally get it.

I would care heavily like we're all just human, right? What I like to do and think about is, if you just are open and honest that you know, you're still learning. And then they go around telling people that you're bad.

You can just then tell people back like, well, yeah, I mean, I'm still bad because she obviously didn't teach me anything. I feel like that's a good comeback. And then eventually, someone will teach you and then you'll be good.

But go at your own pace. You don't have to be good. Like what is good? There's so many different ways to have sex.

Was that a good enough answer for you? You're blushing again. Okay, okay.

My turn. My turn. Truth.

Have I been with anyone? Do you mean recently? First it was the building and now it's this.

Why are you so interested in my sex life, darling? It's okay. Just ignore me.

I'm just teasing you. Um, yes. Yes, I have.

I consider myself quite a sexual person. I have some people that I see every now and then. I've been in relationships with to be honest, lately.

Not that I don't like them. I just the people I see, it's more of a friendship kind of thing. And yeah, I just, I don't know.

I haven't really met anyone I want to progress into a relationship with, I guess. If that answers your question. Okay, darling, truth or dare? Dare? I dare you to come and sit next to me.

Instead of being on the other side of the bench, I want you to come and sit on a bar stool next to me. We can face each other like this. Boring.

If you find it so boring, why are you blushing and fiddling with your fingers? Good job. I would have been quite surprised if you took a shot for that one, honestly.

Okay, I pick truth. You want me to tell you what the most attractive part of you is? Very subtle.

You're forward. I like you. You want me to pick just one thing about you that I like? Just one? Well, right now, I like the way that you get so uncomfortable under my gaze.

Yesterday, it was your face and your body as I watched you moving your stuff in. This evening, it's been how much you've been looking at me. Was that too forward for you, cupcake? You're not blushing, so I'll take that as a no.

Whose turn is it? Yours. Okay, truth or dare? Truth.

What is your weirdest fantasy? You dirty bastard. No, you having a drink just then does not imply that you don't have one.

Not in the slightest. I saw you, I saw you run through your mind, realize what it is, and then grab that shot glass as fast as you could. I saw it, I saw it in your eyes.

You can't lie to me. I know what you look like when you're nervous now. I'm so curious about you.

I really am. I'll find out. I'll get it out of you.

Once you have a few more of those shots. If I just keep asking you and you keep having shots, I feel like eventually it'll come out of you. Oh, shut up.

Consent is still important to me. Stop. Okay, no, seriously, though, just for one second.

I know we're joking about it, but I'm never actually gonna force something out of you. And I would only go so far as to joke about getting you drunk to do something. Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry. God forbid.

God forbid. I'd be serious and respectful for a second. Okay, I pick, I pick dare.

Kiss you. Really? That's what you want? Don't blush, don't blush.

I'm not letting you shy away from this one. Do you want me to follow through with what you dared me or do you want me to drink? You need to answer me.

Go away. Don't look away. What do you want me to do? Kiss you.

Kiss you. Kiss you. Kiss you.

Okay. Okay. I don't think you're as inexperienced as you think you are.

No, no, I don't, we're not still playing, are we? Are we still playing truth or dare?