Your gentle giantess returns from a night of drinking and smothers you in affection.
Yo-ho, yo-ho, a giant slave for me Mama's home and she's had a sufficient amount It is time More us-uses Hello How's you? No, I'm just going to eat you I'm just going to get you I'm just going to eat you I'm just going to squeeze you Oh my baby My little baby fresh shoumen I missed you That is why I must squish you against the titties And this is also why you should probably not let me go drinking Cause when I go drinking that's when I'm thinking I love you My boy boy My little I so little You so little You so little I so eats you I so eats you And eats you And loves you Oh I always love you this much It's just sometimes I recognize that my size is cumbersome I don't want to squish you to death I just want to squish you under the titties And tell you that I love you And miss you And want you to be very happy We had fun Thank you We went drinking and dancing and eating And all I talked about was my scrumdiddlyumptious shoumen No, I'm totally over it now They're like, hey, if it makes you happy To have a significant size difference in your relationship Who are we to judge? And I really appreciate that Because giants can tend to be pretty judgmental So you know I got lucky with a bunch of really nice girlfriends Because some giants can be really bitchy But not these ladies These are supportive mother truckers And I would very much like for you to meet them now Now that I'm certain they're not going to eat you I just felt for health and safety reasons It was best to put off the introduction for a while Don't worry, my little, little If anybody tries to eat you I'll tear their shirt out No way you mess with my baby I'm a mean, lean, giant machine And back off, bitch I'm a giant machine And back off, bitch That's what I'll say before the clobbering begins And then we will celebrate by making love all night long And it's the perfect plan That's why I invented it But enough of that hypothetical murder How was your night?
You managed to entertain yourself without me? No, I like that you have your own hobbies I have drinking and you have video games Whatever floats your boat Whatever floats your little, tiny, adorable boat I'm sorry, I can't help it, you're just so cute I love you, I love you I was going to get at you and eat you Oh please, little, little, little Cause you're the little, little, little Come To the bedroom What is you doing? No, no, no, no, no In this house we carry the little Timber Oh my baby My sweetheart My darling I promise my friends won't eat you No, they're very nice big ladies And they wouldn't hurt a fly Lest the fly thought it was okay to be misogynistic and then Hands would be thrown, insects would be decimated Mhm, we take gender equality very seriously They're not going to have any reason to dislike you Because you're you And I told them that you're you And I told them that you're lovely And fluffy and absolutely adorable So you see, there is no basis to sow the seeds of discourse I can be smart when I want to But mostly I'm just drunk and happy Cause life's too short and all that jazz And I tell you a secret Kissing you is very fun It's a treat for all the senses Especially the face senses I squish you and squeeze you And hold you close like the clingy crazy I am I know, but what's the point of being in love if you can't be clingy That's like the best part I don't do serious stoic nonsense, love I do the squish and the squeeze and the So unless you don't consent, you better get used to it Cause I love you I don't know if you're getting that message So I better tell you some more I love you, I love you No, I think you're still unsure Let me tell you some more No, it's my duty I cannot have my loved one being in distress with these vague declarations It must be written in the stars Shown in my actions, felt in her body Speaking of which Would you care for some sex?
Would you care for some sex? Hot, fresh and homemade I have no idea Please kiss.