Giant Demon Neighbor Grills For You (And then rails you)…M4F

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Ah yes, these imp steaks are turning out to be rather nice. A lesser demon always tastes so much better when you hunt it yourself instead of going to that scummy hell market. Seriously, what a rip-off that place is.

Nothing but a bunch of deceitful souls trying to get one over on tourists during their first visit to hell. Those sorts of prices should be enough to send you to Tartarus alone, absurd. Well, would you look at that.

Seems like the neighbor girl is always up to something these days. How I would love to get to know my neighbors. Now, I certainly don't mean to intrude onto her life or anything, but I have noticed she seems more stressed out lately.

Maybe it would do some good for her to take a rest for a little bit. I doubt she's had much time for meal prepping with how busy things are. I'd like to invite her over.

There's more than enough here for the two of us now that, well, my grandson got sent to purgatory again for casting fireballs in glass. I remember when I was that age, 120. Things never change, although it does feel nice to be just a hair over 8,000.

The older we get, the stronger we become. Simple as that. What was that? Movement? From behind the neighbor girl's blinds? Could she have been looking over at me? I suppose it's no surprise.

I am well aware that I don't exactly blend in to the local population of this world. You know, being 10 feet tall and having horns and whatnot. Well, I suppose that shows she at least has some curiosity in me.

It would be rude of me not to invite her over now, but first, let me flip these steaks. How silly would I look if I overdid these considering I've had 7,000 years to master the grill. I'm sure these will be the best of her life.

Ah, hello madam. Oh, um, my apologies if I put you on edge. I merely came to introduce myself as your neighbor.

I know we've never officially met before. Everything has been quite hectic as of late, which I'm sure you're more than aware. I just came to offer you a plate.

It would be my pleasure to cook a meal for you. I certainly know life can get in the way of food preparation from time to time. Please, I would be delighted to have you as my guest.

You will? Oh, wonderful dear. I promise I won't disappoint.

Now please, take your time, there's no rush. I'll be attending to the grill. I'll await your arrival with great pleasure.

Thank you, madam. Wonderful. I believe this is the first time I've ever had a human over for a meal.

She might have been a little taken aback at first, but that's okay. She seems uniquely open-minded among humans. I also couldn't help but notice she was a little flustered upon seeing me.

After all these years, I can pick up on things like that. Now, no steaks. I better get back before they burn.

A hellfire grill can cook just about anything short of Satan's flesh himself. Oh, hello there, neighbor. So glad you could join me.

Please, take a seat anywhere you'd like. I'll serve you shortly. Don't worry, I assure you this meal will make up for a week's worth of instant cup noodles.

A regular human barbecue couldn't even come close to this level. I seriously appreciate your open-mindedness, dear. I know human-demon relations aren't exactly the best most of the time, but hey, maybe we all just need to have a nice barbecue together once in a while.

Grilling is the universal language, you know. These look perfect. Certainly some of my finest work, if I do say so myself.

Take whatever sides you'd like. I picked this stuff up fresh this morning in an obscure little market in hell. I always know the best places at my age.

Say, have you ever visited hell, my dear? It's open to tourists again. Just avoid the main strip.

Quite a lot of miserable soul merchants trying to rip you off there. Otherwise, I think you'd have a lovely experience there. Most demons that you meet are actually quite friendly despite our somewhat intimidating appearance.

Now, here you are, my dear. I hope you enjoy. A hard-working lady like you deserves a solid meal every once in a while, you know.

Ever since I moved into this neighborhood, it seems you've been quite busy. I've been meaning to introduce myself for quite a while. I just didn't want to bother you in the middle of your work, of course.

But how glad I am to have you over for a bit, darling. Now, your name. I didn't quite get it earlier.

Please excuse my hastiness. I had to make sure these wonderful steaks didn't burn. Now it'd be such a waste.

Oh, these are imp steaks. They have quite a desirable taste. I find most humans enjoy the taste much more than any sort of meat available here on Earth.

Must be why hell tourism is so popular nowadays. Go ahead and try it. Please, tell me what you think.

Oh, I'm glad to hear that. There's certainly more where that came from, by the way. You're welcome here any time.

I'd be glad to have you, and there's always plenty of food. I love to cook for someone now that my family visits me less. Who better than my very own neighbor? I appreciate you.

Most humans aren't willing to give me so much as a chance considering the whole appearance thing. But I've since put all my past problems with humans away. There's no need for it in this age.

Still, it isn't lost on me that most humans are a bit nervous around me considering my height. I know height is desirable and all for you humans, but at a certain point I think it starts to have diminishing returns. But you don't seem to mind.

Not even the horns put you off, do they? What a fascinating little human you are. How I enjoy your company already, dear.

Now where were we, before my whole little tangent about imp stakes in human-demon life? Oh yes, that's right, your name. I guess I didn't even give you the chance to say.

How rude of me. Go on. How adorable.

I think that fits you well. A pleasant name for such a cute human. Is there something the matter, hun? It's just, your eyes darted around a bit.

I'm not making you uneasy, am I? No? I think I might know what's going on then.

You've just never been this close to a real, live demon before, have you? It's alright. You don't have to be shy.

I won't bite, well, for the most part. Would you mind if I just scooted a little closer to you? Just a bit.

I won't harm you, promise. Can you feel how I radiate heat from my skin? We run a bit hotter than you humans, of course.

Doesn't it feel nice to be near me? A bit of heat on your body can help with all sorts of aches and pains, you know. I know you must be stressed out from how hard you work.

I could also help you fix a bit of that gremlin posture, you know. I've been around for a long time, you know, my dear. I've learned a trick or two for de-stressing humans.

With my hands and strength, no shoulder or back pain stands a chance against me. What do you say? Would you be willing to let me perform my work on you? I promise it'll feel just as good as I'm describing, once you give in to that primal desire to be handled by a strong, handsome demon.

I want to make sure you feel wonderfully relaxed. I can slide my hands right up onto your shoulders, just like that. You're already de-tensing just from that.

I can work my hands deep into your body, making sure I hit you in all the right spots. Let me take care of you, hun. You deserve it for being such a kind and hard-working human.

You can even lean your back into me if you wish. I'll keep you nice and warm so your body can relax. That's it.

Thank you for coming over, sweet human. It often gets so lonely living here by myself. Your company is always appreciated from now on.

Please know that. If you ever need someone, don't hesitate, darling. Now, how would you like it if I were to really stretch you out? I need to help you out with that back posture.

Here, just cross your arms. I'll slide my hands around those hips of yours and pick you up, just to decompress that back of yours. Are you ready, dear? Here goes.

Oh my. That sounds like it did wonders. Now I can just lay you down carefully.

Let me really work my hands into that back of yours. Let me help you with that shirt, dear. I can't have anything getting in the way of this.

Plus, no one can see us from here. It's just you and me, dear. That's it.

Nice and easy. Such a cute human. Now lay down, hun.

I want to show you everything I've been learning over the centuries. I can mold you into my hands however I'd like. Feel me push deep into your back, going all along your spine.

Don't worry about anything, my dear. My hands can take care of it. Those little noises you make as I go lower are adorable.

This is just the sort of touch you've been needing, hun. I'm more than happy to provide it to you. How does it feel to have me right on top of you? How does it feel to have me right on top of you, pressing down with every little movement? I've got so much more in store for you, my dear.

Just keep enjoying yourself. That's it. Such a hard-working girl like yourself deserves to be taken care of from time to time.

I'm here to do just that. I love seeing you spread out on the couch like this. It's so much better to see you relaxed instead of curling up from all the stress of life.

For now, you don't have to worry about any of that stuff. All you have to do is focus on the feeling of my hands rubbing all over you, and the sound of my voice, that is. That should be pretty easy for you, dear.

It feels nice when I press deep into your lower back, does it? The way you let out that little moon is just adorable. You know, humans and demons have been coexisting for such a long time now.

You would have thought situations just like this would be more pleasant. I think it's quite a nice way to improve relations, hmm? Flip over onto your back, dear.

I simply must see that wonderful figure of yours. Now that's perfect. What a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, Perfect.

What a wonderful human figure. I simply must put my hands on those hips. Tell me, dear, just what do you think of me? I saw the way you turned around, flustered from earlier.

And now, well, it's all over your face, hmm? What if I were to just get closer to you, leaning right over top of you? Feel my heat all over your chest.

Just what sort of things have you heard about us demons? All the rumors about us. How are the most excellent lovers? You've always wanted to find out for yourself, haven't you? You naughty little human.

Don't think I didn't notice you checking me out this past couple of weeks. That's all right. You don't have to be shy about it.

I always appreciate a cute little human like you taking interest in me. I don't want to leave you guessing about us after all, hmm? How about I prove just what you've always heard? How would you like that, my dear? Hmm, wonderful.

I'd be delighted to show you my special de-stressing technique. Put those arms up, dear. I don't want you to worry about a thing.

Hmm, oh my. Such soft lips you have. Feel me tracing all over your chest.

Right up by your sensitive areas. How I love teasing your breasts. Seeing your face.

Oh my, how desperate you look. Don't worry, darling. You'll get your relief soon.

Just keep being such a good girl. I can put my tongue all over them. Feel the heat right on your most sensitive parts.

Hmm, good girl. Your moans are just perfect. But I still want to hear more.

I want to slip my fingers right up inside of you. Hmm, you're practically dripping wet. All I have to do is keep one finger right on your clit.

Eight thousand years have been more than enough time to find it. Feel my fingers slide right into you. I want to hit you in all the right places.

Just enjoy every moment, dear. How long have you been without this sort of pleasure?