GF Day

Transcript

So I know it's National Girlfriend Day and I know that I'm your favorite internet girlfriend so why don't we just cut to the chase and you tell me exactly what you would do for me if we were in fact dating. Would you take me out to a nice dinner? Maybe one where I eat you as a main course if you're small enough or maybe you would take me walking on the beach and then we could do some skinny dipping.

I don't know what do you think you would like to do if in fact you were dating me on International Girlfriend Day. Maybe you would just let me brainwash you until you absolutely couldn't take it anymore and you didn't know your own name. I think that would be fun for me anyway.

Anyway I hope whatever you're doing for today it's a really good day.