Getting your bestfriend to sub for you.

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I'm stuffed, didn't I tell you that was a good restaurant? When are you going to admit that I have pretty good taste? I mean, I wouldn't be friends with you if I didn't.

What was that quote? There's a reason why we're friends, right? I'm just trying to remember.

Right. Birds of a feather flock together. Yeah, yeah, I know it sounds stupid, but there's a reason why we're friends.

Yeah, because we're alike. So you have to trust my judgment sometimes. No, yeah, I mean, didn't you like it? You did.

You did. See, I told you. I'm just going to stay for a couple, okay? Just waiting for the traffic to die down.

Do you mind if I just chill here for a bit, like 30 minutes to an hour? No, yeah, just, you know, waiting for the rush hour to pass. Appreciate it.

So what's good with you? Yeah. Me? I mean, nothing much.

I didn't tell you about that girl that I was seeing, huh? No, yeah, we didn't really hit it off. I mean, we went on a couple of dates.

It was nice, but I don't know. We just didn't have chemistry. She was sweet and all, just, you know, there was no spark, you know, as cliche as that sounded.

Hmm? No, it was just a couple of weeks. Nothing too crazy.

Am I sad? Not really. No.

We didn't work out, but it doesn't mean, like, I'll be depressed or anything. It just means I have more time to hang out with you now. Right? Mm-hmm.

Yeah, no, I kind of missed seeing you. I mean, I don't mean to, like, disappear every time that shit happens, but, you know, life gets in the way and all that. But you can, you know, I can guarantee you that I won't ever disappear from your life.

Yeah, we're buddies. Huh? No, yeah, we, just a little bit.

We did kind of fool around, but, again, there was, like, no chemistry. She tried doing some weird stuff that I wasn't into, and she really tried to push the envelope about it, you know? You want to know the specifics? All right, so she wanted to choke me and tie me up and put me on a leash and all these weirds she wanted to spit in my mouth, all these things, you know, like, we haven't even been dating for a month, and she was trying to do all these things, and I was like, okay, this is just too much for me.

I wasn't feeling it at all, you know? No, I just don't think it's for me. No, for real, I just don't think it's for me.

Uh, you think I'd enjoy more if I trusted the person? Mm-hmm. Yeah? Well, I don't think you can.

I mean, you and I are pretty much, like, the same. We'd just be butting heads all the time, dude. Dude, that's so cringe, man.

I cannot with you. No, I can't. I just can't.

I can't see you doing it. Really? You? No.

Huh. You're that confident, hmm? You think I'd like it? Mm-hmm.

Okay, well, I'd like to see you try. I don't think I'd be enjoying it as much as you say I would. Okay, try me then.

Sorry, I just can't. Okay, all right, I'm sorry. I'm not gonna laugh.

Mm-hmm. Hmm. Hey, that's unfair.

You can't just do that and expect me to not enjoy it. I mean, this is just normal, isn't it? I mean, you're just.

.. God, that feels real good when you do that, though. Hmm? You want me to call you what? What? Okay, okay.

You want me to call you miss? Okay, okay, okay. All right, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, miss. Yeah? Am I doing better? No, I just can't get over it.

Okay, yeah, sure. There. Mm-hmm.

I like it when you touch me like that. Mm-hmm. You want me to do what? Yeah? Okay, miss.

Just don't stop, please. Mm-hmm. Mm.

Mm, shh, shh. I'm a good boy? Wow, it actually feels good when you call me that.

Fuck. Huh? Hey, don't stop.

What? Please don't stop. Mm.

Please, miss, please don't stop. It feels really good. Please, please.

Mm. Please. I need it so bad.

Come on, please. Please, miss, please. I.

.. Oh, fuck, thank you, miss. Thank you.

Oh, fuck. Mm. Yeah.

Fuck, you're getting me so worked up. Oh, fuck. Mm.

Yeah. Okay, okay. Yeah, I.

.. I'll remember. I'll remember my safe words.

You're so sweet. Mm. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Fuck, yeah.

I don't mind if you try it. You can, yeah, light me lightly around my neck, please. Just like that.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Fuck. Oh, fuck. Mm.

It feels so good when you choke me like that. Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Mm. Oh.

Oh. Yes, miss, I'll open my mouth. Oh.

Mm. Mm. Okay.

Yeah. You can spit in. ..

You can spit in my mouth if you want. Oh. Oh, fuck.

Mm, thank you. Oh. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Mm. Can you just ride me already, please? You're getting me so fucking worked up.

Huh? Oh, I'm sorry, miss, I'm sorry. I'm such a greedy fucking slut for you.

Oh, fuck. Mm. Yes, yes, yes, I'll suck on your tits, miss.

Oh. Mm. Oh.

Yes, your gut boy feels so fucking good. Thank you. Thank you, miss.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, fuck. I'm sorry, I won't stop. Mm.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Yeah. Mm. Yes, it feels so much better.

Mm. It feels so much better. It feels so much better.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Yes, please ride me. Yes, yes. I'll be a good boy.

I won't touch you unless you tell me to. Mm. Mm.

Oh, fuck. Mm. Oh, fuck, you're so fucking wet.

Mm. Mm. Oh.

Oh, fuck. Mm. Oh.

Oh, fuck, miss. Oh, fuck. Mm.

Yeah. Fuck, your hands feel so fucking good. Yes, miss, you can keep going.

Oh. Oh. Oh, fuck.

Oh. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you, miss, thank you. Mm. Oh.

Oh, fuck, more, miss, please. Oh. Oh.

Oh, fuck, miss. Fuck, faster, please. I'm a greedy slut.

I need you to go faster. Oh. Oh, fuck, you're so much better, please, miss.

Oh. Oh, fuck me. Fuck.

Oh, fuck. Fuck. Oh, fuck, your pussy feels so fucking good.

Oh. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Mm.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh, fuck. Mm.

Oh. Can I please come inside you, miss, please? Yeah, yeah.

Let me come inside you, miss, please. Oh. Please, miss, please, please, please, please.

I can't anymore, please. Please, miss, please, please, please. I need your permission, please.

Oh. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh, oh.

Fuck! Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh.

Oh, miss, please, stop. Oh. Oh.

Please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop. Oh. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.