🥺 Get Me Pregnant, Please 🥺 (F4M) (Friends to Lovers) (I Wanna Have a Baby) (Help Me) (Arrangement to Romance)

Transcript

So, you've probably figured out by now I have ulterior motives. I'm a bad liar. Point in fact, um, I don't see the point in lying.

Okay, um, prepare for some mushy stuff. So, um, I love you very much. And that's rare because you're one of the few people in my life who's never really wanted anything from me.

It's just been like, hey, I like you, you like me. Let's just be there and talk and share stories about our fuckwit girlfriends and boyfriends. And let's just laugh and be there.

And it's been like you've done that. You've been here. You've heard all the breakups.

I've been there for you. It's just worked so, so well. And we've never crossed that path and it's never felt awkward or forced.

And I love you for that. And, um, I really hope you don't feel used by what I'm about to say or ask. Or.

.. I just want you to know that the reason I'm asking is because I value you so much. I mean, you're more than a friend.

You're like family. Not in the annoying, insistent way, just. ..

Okay. As you've guessed by me stuffing pasta down your face and saying, do you want more dessert? Are you sure? I would like to ask you something.

I should probably start by telling you something. So obviously it didn't work out with the last guy. And, um, the guy before.

And, uh, people before that. So time's moving and I'm getting older and older and. ..

I don't know if you know this, but women don't have a huge window when it comes to life and choices and. .. babies.

And I'm slowly shitting myself that I don't have time. And I really, really wanted it to work with the last guy. I always thought I was always going to do this with a dad, you know, with someone I loved.

And we wanted this baby together and it was going to be perfect, or maybe not perfect, but loving. And we would be there through the shit, the literal shit, and the pain and the worry and the scares. We're together and we made this baby, but it's not happening.

And I can't really control that. I can't just make this perfect guy just appear and love me and want to have a baby. And I have no control over that.

So I just have to control what I can. What I can do is say, I want to do this alone. I mean, I would like to be loved.

I'd like to be held and fucked and made to feel desirable and like they want this too, but. .. I want to be a mom more.

I want a baby. I want to raise this little person and make them feel loved and protected. And like they're the only thing that matters to me.

I feel really silly getting upset. I don't have a lot of time and I don't want to wait around. Like, somebody save me, somebody help, somebody give me a dick and love and make a baby with me.

Because, well, it might never happen. You know, someone might never fall in love with me again. I feel like I took too many chances already.

So I like to go out and say, I am going to do this and I am going to be a single mom. And I am going to struggle and worry and fuck it up. But I'm going to love this little person and grow them and teach them.

And be like, ah, I worry. And they're like, mom, don't. I want to have a baby.

And I'm willing to do whatever it takes. I can go to the sperm clinic, I'll pay, I'll bribe, I'll do whatever. But before I go down that road, I, first of all, wanted to tell you.

And, second of all, I wanted to know if there's any chance you might be willing to help. I know it's a gargantuan ask. It's the biggest ask you can ask.

It's life, it's your life, your DNA's life, destiny. I don't expect anything. If you say no, it's no.

Not just maybe, just no. There's absolutely no pressure, I just. ..

I can't think of anybody. .. I can't think of anybody else I would ask first.

Well, you are good looking. But more than that, you are kind, and you have inner fortitude, and you persevere, and. ..

And you have really good teeth. And you have really good teeth. Um.

.. Whatever you want, you know, um. ..

I don't have, like, an expectation you could be not involved at all, semi-involved, me, uncle, whatever you would be comfortable with. But, obviously, this is not a rush, there's no pressure. I just wanted to be like, hey, have a slight problem and I could really use your sperm.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No rushing, no thinking about it, even right now, just. ..

This is for later, for you, in quiet reflection, thinking about how you feel, because. .. It's big, it's really, really big.

And I don't want snap decisions, I take weeks, months, just. .. You're doing me a huge favor, even listening.

Take your time. Yes, but, in the meantime, I can look at sperm banks, possible other candidates, just. ..

It's all, it's big, it's all in the mix, it's. .. We're asking, we're inquiring.

It's a big thing. It's a big thing. Definitely not.

I don't need a decision today, tomorrow, just. .. Think on your own, long and hard and.

.. Just. ..

Thank you. Well, for one, not screaming, are you out of your mind? And two, for just listening and nodding and.

.. Thanks. I had it all figured out.

Mary, my 25, pregnant by 27. Second kid, my 30. Yeah.

If only it was so simple, and we all wanted the same things, and we didn't change, and. .. Of course, we have to change to grow.

No, no. .. No, come on, he just.

.. He didn't want to have a baby anymore, it's not, we can't. ..

Yes, but then I'd have married him, and had a baby that he didn't want, and it's like. .. It's like, oh, thank God.

Because babies deserve to be born to people who want them, who love them, who feel like you were the best decision I ever made. And he would have been like, you forced me, and I did not force him, and he felt like he was being trapped, so I was like, go, just go. And yes, my heart was ripped out, but.

.. I'm still here, and I still want a baby, so. ..

I feel we made the right call. Stop upsetting yourself, he's gone. He's gone, and I'm still here, and I'm still like, somebody give me a baby! I do not like that nickname.

Sperm Chaser, oh my God. You are. ..

Very lucky that you have many redeeming qualities that cancel out your vulgarity. Vulgarity. It's okay to be freaked out if you really are freaked out.

Yes, what I just said was huge, and kind of insane, but not insane. If anybody else was doing this, I would be like, just go, do it! Because I'm really riddled with anxiety and insecurity, and it's like, I want to, I think this is good, but also it's like, you're really thirsty for a baby.

I am, I am, I am, I am, I want to be a mama. I know what it is to have shitty parents. I don't want to be a shitty parent, I want to be a good parent, I want to make them feel safe, and wanted, and like, mom, there you are!

And I'll be like, yes, baby, come here! And I know that's basic and conventional, and not really that aspirational in any way, but I don't care. I want to be a mom.

And gosh darn it, I will find a way. Do you think I'm crazy? No lying, please.

I think I want to be a mom too. Lots. Very expensive.

Which is kind of crazy when you think about how willing guys are to cover you in it. I'm sorry, that was a bad joke. I'm sorry, that was a bad joke.

I'm sorry, that was a bad joke. I'm sorry. Ugh, the wasted facials.

I should have been scooping it, like, no, into the jar. But then it's like, it's not really fair to steal a man's DNA. Not really consensual or legal, so, yeah.

Seriously, why do guys just want it all over your face? Like, here, do you like that? It's like, no! Why do I like that? My life.

No baby, and covered in semen. There is a cruel irony there. I know, I was a very good girlfriend.

Well, he went down enough, it felt fair. Aw, it was okay. I don't like to critique a man's performance, it feels mean.

I know. I know, I know. I know, you would never, ever do that.

You would only cover me and Jez in the way that I want to, the productive way. And the reproductive way. Well, you really like that joke.

I guess we're both going out with crazy sinning. I said, think about it. I said, think about it.

Your enthusiasm is greatly appreciated, but. .. you need to think.

Because it's a big deal. It's life, it is DNA, it is your DNA, that I am asking for, like the cum chaser I am. Like, please, please sir, please spare me your cum.

You do not need to have sex with me, we could do it through a tube. Tessa just, but they collect it and then they like, shove it up me and. ..

you're very sweet, but. .. As a matter of fact, yes, yes it would.

It would save. .. lots and lots of money, but.

.. that is not a reason to. ..

And you have not thought about this, you were just being kind and we have had drinks and. .. I shouldn't have asked you when you had drinks, that's like coercion or something.

Mr. Flirty, stop. Because, because, because.

.. I do not want to trick you into giving me your cum when it's like, it's a big deal, I want you to give your cum willingly, sir. Not under the influence of alcohol or charity or doing your friend a favor, I want this cum with full consents, writing down, signing documents, lawyers, all that kind of stuff.