❤️‍🔥 🫣 Gaze of the MILF 🫣 ❤️‍🔥 (F4M) (MILF Gets Stood Up on a Date) (You’re the Bar Tender) (S*xual Chemistry)

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Oh, dear God. Oh, it's happened. And I'm talking out loud to myself, which is so dignified and calm and exactly what I was going for.

So that's wonderful. Um, bartender, can I please, um, have something strong? Oh, dear God.

Um, hi. Hello, you. You, uh, you.

Yes. You, uh, went to school with my son. How are you? I can see you're, uh, all grown up and, uh, tall and, uh, working behind a bar.

So that's, uh, that's good for you. Could I please have something strong? Anything, anything strong, just alcohol, please.

Thank you so much. Oh, uh, nothing. Just, uh, felt like coming out and, uh, having a girl's night.

But, you know, I'm the only girl, so girl night, just girl night. Um, I, uh, I don't know why I said that. I, uh, pride myself on being authentic and honest and not being easily embarrassed.

And here I am making up stories like I'm a teenager. Excuse me. Um, I came here for a date and, uh, he didn't show.

I believe the younger generation call this ghosting. Apt, I believe. Thank you.

Ah, yes. Now I, uh, now I feel the embarrassment turning to, uh, oh, well. Honestly, you can't really feel too disappointed if you're never that excited in the first place.

So, uh, here's two silver linings. I'm sorry. I, I shouldn't be talking to you about this.

You're a bartender and I'm the lady who used to pick up your friend from school. So please carry on with your job. I'll just, uh, drink and pay for this and, uh, go on home.

Yep. Alcohol for the soothing effect. Very effective.

Yes. Uh, happily divorced for 10 years now. Of course he's remarried someone 20 years as junior.

So that's something. Well, it is what it is. Honestly, I just don't care.

Well, the older you get, the more you realize that apart from your children, you really don't care what other people do, including when not limited to your ex-husband. Please do not be sorry because I am not. No, no, we just, uh, realized we didn't like each other very much.

So we thought, Hey, ho, the kids are growing up. Let's not be miserable together. Well, we thought so.

You really don't have to keep me company. I won't be here long. Well, I hope not.

Nothing more embarrassing than drowning your sorrows in public. I just do it in private, like dignified people. Uh, he was suggested to me by a friend of a friend and I thought, well, there's less chance of it being a serial killer.

So, you know, that's promising. But Hey, I did not get murdered tonight. So as far as dating goes, I count that as a win because the bar is in hell.

I'm sorry. I should not be talking to you about this. Please go do your job.

I will be in and out of here. You won't even remember I was here. I promise.

Don't say kind things to old ladies, please. We do not need that. Uh-huh.

I'm sure. And I'm sure you'd also like a big fat tip. No.

Well, then that's kind. Speaking of being kind, could I please have another one of these alcohols? Please and thank you.

Uh, he was five foot nine. He was is an accountant. He was married before he has no children and he likes golf, which is perfectly acceptable.

Well, is that not the bar we all dream of? Perfectly acceptable, ladies. Whoo.

I do not drink often and it is showing. But what a wonderful day and age we live in where I can call an Uber, send that registration to my friend. And if I am murdered, at least they know where to look.

Hmm. Oh, you have no idea. I mean, it's less now that I'm older, but women are always terrified that men are going to murder them.

And I should not be burdening you with that information, but it might help you in the dating pool. Because if a woman feels safe with you, there is a likelihood that she thinks you're not a piece of shit, which will work in your favor. If you're wanting to put your mouth on her mouth, that is still something you kids like to do.

No, I am just a 40 year old something or other saying stupid things at a bar because I'm embarrassed that a man I wasn't even excited to meet stood me up. Hmm. So please ignore anything coming out of my mouth is just the ramblings of a cliched divorcee.

I don't know, because if any of my friends said that, I would be like, stop with the geriatric misogynistic stereotypes and stop feeling sorry for yourself. But here I am. Because the nature of humanity is hypocrisy.

It doesn't matter how scrupled or noble our intentions are. We are still a snake biting its own tail. You will receive a generous tip, young man.

No, I insist. And I am going to find an Uber because I need to be in bed because it is almost 10 p.m. Yeah, I should have been tipped off.

They didn't want to meet for dinner, just drinks. So more for me, right? You are.

Handsome. I apologize. That was so inappropriate.

It is definitely time to go home. You are a very good bartender. I appreciate your service.

And I will find an Uber. That is what I was doing. And I need my glasses because my eyes no longer work as eyes.

Oh, so this is how you treat your customers who lie to them. Yes, I'm sure my bifocals make me look very sexy. Thank you.

You are already getting my money, young man. No need to oversell. Ah, Uber, Uber, Uber.

And you will be here in 10 minutes. Thank you very much, John. I will now transfer your information to my friend Cynthia and pray that I am not on the news tomorrow.

Hmm. Thank you very much. Here is your money.

Good luck to you. Make women feel safe. Be honest about what you want in a relationship.

And have a good night. I'll be fine, sweetie. Thank you.

Good night. Oh, and you're coming with me. I don't think that's how work works.

I think you have to stay until the end of your shift. Well, that is very kind. I appreciate you standing guard while I wait.

And, uh, thank you. You shouldn't be too long. So, um, bartending.

I hear you can make a living out of it. Oh, good for you. Well, college isn't for everyone.

Case in point? Absolutely not… You wanna call it quits? Absolutely not.

Thank lots of you for being a bartender. Listen to me, the reason I liked you hanging out with my son is because you go to the beat of your own drum. You are not a sheep, you are not easily led, you did not give in to peer pressure.

Go your own way, for heaven's sake. Guess when you follow the herd, you end up married to a man you can't stand. Maybe don't do what you think society expects of you, and you might not wake up miserable.

And this is why I don't wear heels. Thank you for picking me up off the floor, much appreciated. No, I'm fine, I just think it's time for the shoes to come off.

Excuse me? Did you just say, wow, you're short? That is very rude, young man.

And I thought you were polite, and sensitive, and caring. No, you just called an old lady short. Rude.

I am a respectable 5'2", I'll have you know. And you may be taller, but when I lack vertically, I make up for embarrassing stories and tragic relationship histories. Listen to me, go your own way, okay? Yes, apparently it's the only way for you.

Women can be wise, you know. If given the chance and not mocked to hear in kingdom come. Oh, is that right? You weren't mocking, then pray tell what were you doing when you went, whoa, you're short.

Oh god, you do not need to call the old lady cute, okay? I am well aware I have had two babies, divorced happily.