Gathering Souls Gone Wrong

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Check. Got that one this morning. Got that one this afternoon.

Oh, and we can't forget about the lady that gave me a hard time. Why do I feel like I'm missing someone? Ah, I couldn't forget about you.

Such a young one. But I guess that wouldn't be the first. It should be around.

.. Ah, there we go. Not too bad of a place.

I gotta hand it to them. At least they aren't living in some dump on the side of the street. I believe this may be the last one for the day.

Better make it count. Now, how the hell am I going to get up there? This is the last damn time I try and climb through a window.

If they make me do this again, so help me, I will take their soul. Okay, one more push. Ah, there we go.

Perfect. I hate having to climb through windows. Alright, stop being distracted.

Now, where are you? Ah, you're still awake? Then why the hell didn't you help me? Because I'm a stranger, huh? Of course I am.

No one appreciates my name anymore. Whatever. No, this is definitely the address I'm supposed to be at.

And you're the person I'm looking for. Why aren't you sleeping? Because you have a paper due in a few hours? That's fantastic.

I did my time in that hellhole. My time is done. What are you even going for? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

And they are having you write a paper about it? That's ridiculous. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a few calls I need to make.

If you so much as move a single muscle, I will take your soul without a second thought. Don't you worry about who I'm calling. You worry about if you're going to make it out of here alive.

Don't you dare try to escape. I will chase your ass down. You better believe I'm serious now.

Listen, I think you sent me to the wrong place. This person is young and well. I interrupted them doing a paper.

Well, what the hell am I supposed to do with them? Do I look like a babysitter to you? If you move again, I will not even think they're thinking.

Do you understand me? Do I look like I know what the hell I'm doing? You're the one that decided to send me out here out of all the places you could have sent me.

Well, then take that up with your supervisor. That still doesn't solve the issue I'm in. Oh, I don't know.

Maybe it's the fact that I'm standing right in front of them. Tell me what the hell I'm supposed to do before. I do something terrible and we don't want that to happen now.

Do we? Do I look like the type of person that would bring this thing back as a pet with me? I don't even have a fish.

You're ridiculous. You know that? I can't believe I have stumbled so damn low.

Ridiculous if you ask me. All right, now back to you. So this is what you've been working on? What do I think of it? I mean, it looks horrible.

Do you even know what you're doing? Then why the hell does it look like that? You're cute, adorable even.

Don't get any weird thoughts in your head. Understand? I was here to collect that delicious soul of yours, but apparently my people decided to screw up.

What's going to happen to you? And I haven't decided. What do you think should happen to you? Oh, please.

You're hilarious. I can't leave because your pretty little eyes already saw me. So now we're left with two options.

Well, I could either kill you where you stand, take that soul of yours, bring it back and see how much it's worth, or bring you back to my place and say that you'll be my little pet. Well, you better pick something because I'm already growing impatient, and I personally want this to end. Fine, you have exactly 30 seconds to decide.

If you don't give me an answer, then I'll decide myself. Where do you think you're going? Getting a drink? I guess that's fine.

While you're at it, bring me back something. I'm feeling a bit parched. I don't care what you get me, as long as it isn't one of those fancy drinks.

Fine, I'll add another 30 seconds. You better get a move on before I decide to change my mind. You know what? The pet idea might just be a bit interesting.

What the hell? Oh, you've got to be kidding me. I should have known.

This damned human. Now where the hell did you go? You couldn't have gone too far.

Hmm. If it's a cat and mouse game you so much desire, then who am I to say no to that? Damn.

I should really learn how to land my landings better. That was terrible. All right, now this way.

I'll give it to you. You can hide pretty damned well. You know, I can hear your pretty little heart pound against your chest.

I've got to hand it to you. You're a lot better at this than I thought. What am I going to do with you? Well, I have a few things in store for you.

Stop it with the damn kicking. Are you asking me to take your soul here and now? Do you want that to happen? There.

That wasn't so hard, now was it? Now, are you ready to go home, my little pet?