Full-Service Librarian

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Hey. Relax, it's just me. I hope you don't mind I let myself in. The books you ordered came in, and my shift was over, so I figured I'd drop them off on my way home. I truly am a full-service librarian.

And then once I got here, I saw that your plants were all on hospice, so I watered them for you. You're welcome. And you're a terrible plant dad.

Yeah, okay. One beer won't hurt. What's up? You seem a little weird. Dude, come on. Don't play that shit with me. You've got your sad face on. What's up?

Oh shit. Really? Fuck, I thought she moved to Portland or something. Wasn't that half the reason she broke up with you? I'm sorry. Mutual. Mutual breakup. Wasn't that half the reason the mutual breakup happened? So she's back, and she didn't call you? Like, she didn't tell you at all? Yeesh. That sucks. I'm sorry, man.

Do you want to talk about it, or do you want a distraction? Distraction it is. Sorry. Sorry. I know. I'm usually better at this. You caught me on an off day. My brain isn't cooperating. I'm trying to think of something funny or stupid, some way to make you feel better, and all I'm coming to mind is...

No. No, I'm not going to say it. No, what? No. Stop. I wasn't going to say it because it's not going to happen. Because it would be ridiculous. That's why not. We've been friends for 20 years. Don't you think if we were going to fuck, we would have done it already?

Okay, I should go. I made this weird. I'm sorry. Just forget about it. I shouldn't have said anything. No, seriously, I'm kind of embarrassed. I feel like I was being weird and creepy and taking advantage of you.

Okay. Yeah, I'll stay. That was nice. I don't really know what we're doing here. Yeah, I don't want to leave either. Could you kiss me again?

No, I'm laughing because that tickles. There's stubble on my neck. Because this is totally weird. No, no, I don't want to stop. Keep going. Keep kissing my neck like that. Go nice and slow. Yeah, just like that.

No, no, put your hand back under my shirt. I want you to touch my tits. Your hands feel really nice. They're like a little rougher than I thought they'd be. I want you to take my top off. And yours too. And I'm going to climb into your lap. Spread my legs over yours. Is that okay?

Did you do that one handed? Seriously? Yeah, no, take it off. I want you to feel my skin against yours. Yeah, kiss your way down my chest. Your tongue feels really good. Yeah, no. Yeah, yeah, do that again. Tease me like that. You're getting so hard. I can feel you pressing against me. I'm just going to grind down a little harder. Roll my hips over yours. You like that? Seems like you do. You want me to do it again? Well since you said please.

Can I kiss your neck? Maybe keep going? Down your chest like this? What do you mean, am I sure? Look, if we're doing this, we're doing this, okay? After 20 years, I think we've earned the full experience, don't you? Good. So relax. And let me suck.

What? You can come in my mouth, I don't mind. Okay, but I like that idea better. Help me up. Get me out of the rest of my clothes. You want to fuck me right here? On the couch? Give me your hand. Slide your palm up the inside of my thighs. Do you feel how hot you've made me? Please, I want you to touch me.

Yeah, put your fingers between my legs and play with my pussy. I'm so fucking wet. Yeah, touch my clit. Is your clit like that? I do like it when you tease me, but I don't want your fingers inside me. I want your cock. You want me to ride you, baby? Yeah. Yeah, grab my hips like that. Pull me down onto you. You're so fucking hard and thick and... Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, that feels good. Yeah, no. No, just let me do the work. Yeah. Yeah, no, squeeze my ass. Yeah, you put me wherever you want me, baby. You show me what you like. You like that? You like me bouncing on your cock? You like my tits in your face? Fuck. God, I'm so fucking wet. Do you feel that? You feel how wet I am just for you? Yeah. No, no, put your fingers in my mouth. Yeah, I want you to play with my clit while I'm riding this gorgeous cock of yours, and I want you to feel me when you make me cum. Yeah, yeah, put those wet fingers right there, right on my clit. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck, you feel so good. Yeah, that's right. Fuck me harder. I can take it. Yeah, no, I'll take whatever you want to give me. Yeah? Yeah, you're getting close? You want us to cum together? Okay. Keep going, baby. Keep playing with my pussy while you're fucking me. Okay. Fuck, yeah, yeah. No, no, let go. Let go. Let go. Fill me up. Fill me up with all that cum. Fuck. I told you. Full service librarian. Fuck. Oh, we made kind of a mess, didn't we? I'm gonna go clean up, and then, I don't know, maybe we could get dinner? I'm starving, and it's that dollar slice night at Pizza Place on Terry. You know, if they do quarter bottles, it'll be like we're back in school again. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I do that when I'm trying to figure out if I just made a mistake. No. No, it doesn't feel like a mistake. I'm just trying not to make it weird. It's not? Okay, good. Then, let's go get pizza.

What? That was good sex. What could be bothering you? Oh, yeah. I did say we deserved the full experience, didn't I? Well, I know I only went down on you, but you're the one whose shitty day we were trying to turn around. It wasn't exactly keeping score. Okay, well, I'll tell you what. I'm gonna clean up, and then, we're going to get pizza. And if you're still hungry afterwards, you can bring me back here for dessert.