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Alright, apparently asking you to wait until morning is too much, as the most impatient people in the world. So I'll go ahead and do this now. But that means fewer questions, obviously, because you are going to have less time to ask.
Okay. Let's see how many questions you have managed to ask. Somebody submitted one now.
That is not promising. And. ..
Okay. 533. Thank you for, you know, holding back.
Oh, my God. Okay, well, I'm not getting through all these. I guess what I'll do is skip around some, find the most interesting questions I'm willing to answer.
Like I said, I'm still not going to answer everything. It'll, I mean, it'll be obvious what I'm not willing to answer. But for the most part, this is meant to be dirty and to be an avenue for you to ask questions that you haven't asked in a long time, ever since I had thousands of questions in a Tumblr queue that I was never going to answer.
So we'll see how this goes. I suppose I will start by oiling up, as promised. It's dripping there.
That was pretty horny today. I'm just going to get away from people and just go rail somebody. So it won't take much convincing for my body to play ball here.
Okay. And the part you really wanted, which is the toy. Do I want to give you this? That is the question I've been asking myself.
I suppose I committed to it a little bit already, though. I can hear some of you, like, yelling at me through the microphone. All right, a little more lube.
Okay. The toy goes on, because we're already ready for that, apparently. Ah.
Okay. That's good. With that pace, maybe I'll last enough time to answer a tenth of those questions.
Maybe a fifteenth. Okay. Let's see what you've got for me.
What is your number one turn-on in a woman? Being openly playful. The foreplay is fun in and of itself.
Plus, I don't want to convince someone that sex is fun. I'm not stopping already. Don't fucking worry.
Just repositioning. Tits or ass? I never saw this question coming.
If your ass is better, I'm going to fuck you, doggie. If your tits are better, you're going to ride me. And I'm going to be handsy.
And mousy. Answering that. When did you lose your virginity? Way too early.
Wait for the right person and situation. It is worth it to be safe and comfortable. Are you actually into being pegged or fingered? If you know how to do it, and you know how to talk to me, you can have me however you want.
Do you like being called daddy in real life? I often wonder if people I fuck think daddy is my legal name. I get this one sometimes.
You never mention tit fucks. Do you not like them? Tit fucks are great.
But they're body type dependent. So they're not good for content. Content is supposed to be inclusive.
As possible, anyway. Favorite position? A classic.
I like having a sub on her knees. What's your favorite kink? Depends on the day.
Partial to collaring and pet play. What is your refractory period? Depends on how well you give head.
I can be ready again in a few minutes, but that will depend on you. It'll get more difficult by rounds three and four. Thoughts on leaving marks? Requires trust, but I love claiming slots.
What are you imagining right now? Slow, deliberate blowjob. Blowjob slots have been waiting for this one.
This is the toy that we wanted to hear. How long can you last in a play session? Too many variables.
I know better than to confidently state how long I last with a hand and mouth slots ready to prove me wrong. Do you like being hit? Get my consent first.
I'll play. How do you approach foreplay? Consent.
Kissing. Feeling. Exploring the parts of her body I wanted to see naked.
Then asking if she wants my fingers and my tongue. Or if she can blow me first. Best kind of slut wants the cock immediately.
How often do you sub in real life? As often as I meet women who'd rather ride me into the mattress than be fucked into it. Which is to say, almost never.
What's the most vanilla thing you enjoy? Nothing wrong with a missionary and a nice view. What kind of top are you? I'm pretty flexible for my subs.
I can chain you up like a fucking mutt. Or I can play with your hair and kiss down your neck. Tell you how pretty you are.
Have you ever fucked or jerked off in public? Fucked in a risky place, yes. I don't know if I'd say it was public.
Jerked off, no. I don't know how, but somehow you've been sluttier lately than usual. No.
I haven't publicly sluttier than usual. Where would you like to be kissed? Right on my cockhead many, many times.
How good are your rope-tying skills? Rustier than I'd like. Pretty good.
I've done the full-body wrap to someone as a Christmas present, actually. If there was a male birth control pill, would you take it? One was developed, actually.
Participants of the study complained about mood swings and unexpected behavioral changes. Which is funny. That's not hot.
I prefer IUDs. I can pump my cum right into her cum without worrying. There we go.
Back on track. Fuck. What's the longest you've edged yourself? November was for sure.
I assume the follow-up? Yep. I've edged another person for.
.. God, I need this out. Get out of here.
I've edged another person for months. I think it was almost half a year. Boys suck.
Are you an exhibitionist? Well. ..
Have you ever fucked a sex doll? Or do you prefer handheld toys? Strokers are a very standard thing to have to play with yourself.
The only dolls I play with are the subs you asked to be called. Are you on hookup apps? Two.
Fuck. What made the best blowjob? You ever received the best? The hour of cock worship.
And the fact that it was for a video. Oh my god. The fuck? Jesus.
I'll just read the last part of this one. I think about sitting you down in a chair and overstimulating you until you're crying. I just want to fucking destroy you.
Well. .. What's stopping you, mistress? Have you ever tried it with a guy? Talk about hand-in-mouth sluts.
What is your preferred style of head to receive? If you can manage the tongue and reflex control. To tease while you deep throat.
A few minutes of that and I'm playing with my balls. It feels like I am constantly trying not to cum. God, that feels good.
Have you tried anal? First hole didn't finish her, that one did. Where should I put the vibrator? Clit.
Moaning makes the blowjob better. Not that it needs it. What was your biggest accident during sex? The time I tried to pull out.
But she was on top, so I kind of sat up more. I tried to get up. I ended up just slamming me into her.
Immediately busted. Which she took full advantage of. Since I've been a good patron, I'll always like and share your audios.
Can I ride your face, please? You've earned it. I'll get you off.
Have you ever measured yourself? Rite of passage. I prefer type of restraint.
Cuffs. You like the look of make-up streaming down a woman's crying face. Why is that? She sacrificed her dignity for my pleasure.
Like any good girl should. I've been practicing the piano. Can I practice on your cock now? Yes, you may.
Can I practice on your cock now? Yes, you may. Hand slits are clutch for edging.
Favorite foreplay? Couldn't be more obvious. I'm a slug for being served.
Typically Orly. Estimate edge count from November? Fifty-ish.
Best hands placement for a blowjob. If you're working up my low shaft and balls, if you're trying to make me blow it, both hands on my shaft. As a woman, I like giving head, but do you like eating pussy? A lot.
I finish myself off while doing it. What costume should I wear while I ride your cock into the X-Dimension? What costume should I wear while I ride your cock into the X-Dimension?