Friendship is Overrated

Transcript

So this is where you've disappeared to. What are you doing out here? It's raining.

Okay, I'll give you that. You did find a spot that is covered. Also true, the room full of pretentious eggheads, way to call it, was getting to be a bit much.

Loud and stuffy, yeah, I know. The party is a little bit more than I had expected. And now you have the only dry chair out here, so what am I supposed to do, stand here in my heels? Well, you could be a gentleman and give me the chair.

Oh, you know, you're just like violating the best friend rules all over the place tonight. First you leave me in there with people I don't know and in an atmosphere where everybody is so stuck up. And now you're sitting in the only dry chair.

Ugh, fine. I know, your shoes suck too. Yeah, okay, that works.

Move your arms so I can sit down. There, is this okay? I'm not too heavy.

When have I sat on your lap before? This is not something we do. Oh, right.

What was that? Was that the graduation party? Where the people were so tightly packed in that room, if you wanted to sit down, it was literally stacking at that point.

I remember. Okay, okay, I'll give you that. And I remember now, that served the purpose of stopping drunk assholes from hitting on me.

So, yeah, okay, good, good. This is a little different though, but these shoes are terrible. Where else are you going to put your arms? Are you going to hang them over the sides? Yes, it's fine.

Yeah, I'm okay. It is a little overwhelming, but I mean, I've been asked to join this group because I'm studying the same thing as almost everybody in that room, and they think that the work I'm doing is good, I guess. They're just not my crowd, you know, and I don't know.

I mean, the conversation is interesting, but there's a lot of it and it just started to feel like one-upping everybody, like, oh, I know more about this than you do, so I'm going to just blurt every fact I know about the subject. And then the next person does the same thing, and the same thing, and the same thing. And then when they look at you and you're like, oh yeah, because I don't want to play that game, all of a sudden you're just not worth talking to.

Because you don't want to show what you know in the middle of a party. I don't know, so stuffy. It's almost arrogance.

I mean, I love being in this school and all the opportunities that come with doing my postgraduate work here, but I don't know. I just need to get used to it, I guess. Oh, this is what I get for being smart.

Thank you. Thank you for that. Good lord.

Well, if I remember correctly, somebody else is smart too. Uh-huh. And you don't have to deal with this.

Fair, fair. Different field of study. It is nice to just relax, though.

Did you just kiss my head? Well, that's true. I do smell infinitely better than musty old books, I guess.

That is what we've been smelling all night. Hold on, I gotta adjust. There, now I can see you.

Thank you for coming with me. Okay, fine, I'll take away your best friend violations just because you put up with this crowd tonight. But seriously, it means a lot that you're here.

Um, yeah. Okay. I wasn't expecting that.

Pretty, I look pretty. So you felt you had to kiss me? Okay, I'll take it, I guess.

Hold on, I gotta get. .. I'm twisted weird.

Oh. Sorry. Um.

Sorry, sorry, I'll sit still for a sec. I don't have to. Oh, just pull me tighter, that's fine.

It is fine. Mm. In fact, what if I just move my hips? Hey, you started it.

The eggheads will catch us. Is that what you just said? Well, at least then the party would be interesting.

Do you want me to get up? No? We're pretty hidden over here, I mean, this little overhang is kinda tucked away from the door.

That's what's keeping us out of the rain. Yeah. Although you gotta admit, this would probably be more excitement than this whole crowd has seen in years.

Give me your hand. Yeah, in my dress. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.

I'm not sure what's happening here. I just know that there's a response underneath me that is very interesting. And.

.. Things that I never thought would happen with you are starting to happen. But if we do this, this changes our friendship.

You know that, right? Wait, what? It's about time.

Is that actually how you feel? Hold on, you don't just get to. ..

Stop. You don't just get to kiss me and keep going. How long have you.

.. Okay, um. ..

How long have you felt like this? Okay, well at least it's fairly new. I guess.

No, no, it's not a bad thing. In fact, it's a very, very good thing. So we're agreed then? The friendship is just kind of put to the side and we're going to figure out whatever this is? No, we don't need to define things, I just.

.. Our friendship is really important to me and I don't want to do something on a whim that's going to ruin it. You're important to me.

Okay, then we're on the same page. Proceed. I'll just wiggle a little bit more.

How are your hands this warm? It's like chilly out here. Oh, is that the effect of a beautiful woman on your lap? When did you become mushy? Good lord.

Well, you're touching my nipple. What are you going to do with that? Good choice.

Yes, I am pressing harder against you. Why don't you press back? Oh god, okay.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. I think we both know what's about to happen here. But if we're frantic and not paying attention and somebody actually comes out, this could be really bad.

So let's be a little bit strategic, okay? Now luckily, this dress is fairly full and it will cover. So I'm just going to reach down here and get this belt open.

Stop moving so I can focus, please. And there's a zipper down here somewhere. I'm going to get my dress out of the way.

There it is. Just reach in there. Oh god.

Yeah, you could say that. I like what I see. I'm going to like it even more in a minute.

I'm going to stand up. You're going to slide down just a tiny bit. I'm going to lift my dress, pull my panties to the side.

And I'm going to sit on that. Mhm. Believe it or not, the way you're looking at me right now is foreplay enough.

And you've got to admit, it's really hot that there's literally a room full of people right over there. And it's us. Which is the hottest part of all.

Okay, I'm going to get up. Get this dress. Panties.

Oh, you're just making sure I'm wet, huh? Well, there's no worry there. I'm just going to sit sideways like I was.

So that if anybody comes out, it's not obvious what we're doing. Okay, if you want me to do this, you have to get your hand out of there. Oh, that's really nice watching you spread my juices on you.

Okay, here we go. I'm going to hold on to the arms of the chair and just sit. Shh, they're loud, but you never know.

Oh my god. No, I'm going to hold on to you. Fuck.

Oh. You're in. You're all the way in.

Friendship is overrated. God. I can't really thrust in this position, so we're just going to have to grind.

Yes, keep doing that. Oh, I'm going to move with you. Oh my god.

You're holding my legs together. One arm around my back. Okay, this is really fucking hot.

You're literally cradling me against you while you fuck me. It's amazing. Yeah.

Oh yeah, I'm good. Are you good? Okay.

Yes. Oh, I love how it feels. You have a very nice cock.

And it fits rather perfectly in me. Shit. Just keep moving like that.

And keep holding me. Who would have guessed our first time would be on a chair at an academic party full of stuffy old people. In the rain.

There's something poetic about that, isn't there? Oh god, yes, yes, yes.