Friend Banged Your Boyfriend? Go Bang Her Dad

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I'm coming, I'm coming, alright, alright, alright, oh, oh hey, it's you, um, is Rachel here? Did I forget about a visit? No, what, she isn't here? Why? Why would she say that? No, it's just me here.

She hasn't been back since, I don't know, since you were here for Easter. Maybe there's some kind of mix-up. Have you called her? Avoiding you? Why? What, did you guys have a fight? Something like that, huh? What? What's going on? What? Hey, hey, hey, hey, take a deep breath, it's okay.

Why don't you come inside, it's pouring out. Here, give me your jacket. Look, I get it, it's late, you want to head back out into the city, but I'm not about to send you out in the night in this state, you're shivering, upset, and, uh, you're soaking wet.

Look, I just started some coffee, why don't you come in, have a cup, warm up a bit, and tell me what's going on. Looks like it's really got to you. Don't worry about getting back home, I'll drive you, alright? Yeah, of course, Uber prices are going to be through the roof with the rain, and, I mean, what, if that's how you got here, you already paid for, how long is it, like an hour-long trip to come out here?

Jesus, come on. What do you say? I had a girl.

Come on in, come on in, have a seat. Hope caffeine's fine this late at night, I don't make decaf or anything, doesn't really affect me, but, uh, I guess others might. Yeah? Alright, well, here you go, then.

Do you, uh, want to borrow some of Rachel's clothes or something? Oh, no, no, no, it's just, your dress is so soaked through, I mean, I can nearly, I'm sure she has something that'll fit you, like, left in her closet that she forgot to take. She wouldn't mind.

No? Alright, well, here, at least put on one of my sweaters, then. There we go, don't want you getting hypothermia.

Now! Why don't you tell me what's going on? Okay, something bad, huh? Was it dangerous? Illegal? I, look, I promise, nothing you say is gonna shock me, alright, please.

I know all about doing dumb shit when you're young, I mean, hell, Rachel's the product of a one-night stand between two teenage idiots at a rave, but I love her and I'm her dad, so whatever she's done, I can handle it. Why are you acting so nervous, what'd she do? Okay, uh, then, who did she do? You're joking.

Your boyfriend. What? No, no, no.

Oh, God. No, I'm not shocked. I did say nothing you told me could shock me, I'm just, well, guess I'm a little disappointed.

She said she was staying with me when she was really with him, then, huh? How'd you find out? Oh, come on, just because she was cagey when you asked to tag along this weekend doesn't necessarily.

.. Every single time. Well, I mean, I could see why that would arouse suspicion, especially since, you know, you're always welcome here.

You sure she's not with a different friend, or. .. Here, look, I'll try to call her, if she'll answer me, it's.

.. What? Yeah, I guess I do have her location on, it's a big city, I want to make sure she's alright.

Yeah, I guess I could check, huh? Here, I don't recognize that address, but is that your boyfriend's? Yeah.

You don't have to say it, I could see it by your face. I guess that answers that, huh? Fuck.

Oh, I'm sorry. God, I can't believe she would do that to you, that's horrible. I.

.. I hope you know you don't deserve that, right? You're a good person.

You are. You hear all those roommate horror stories from everyone else's kid in college, and when I first met you, I just thought, thank God Rachel got a good one. Years later, you're still my favorite out of all the friends she's ever brought over.

I mean, hell, you're the only one that ever spoke to me like I was a person, not just some. .. thing in the house.

It was a thank you, I mean, fuck, you even helped with chores and whatnot. And now. ..

Well, I wouldn't blame you for never wanting to see her again. God, or the inside of this house, or me for that matter, huh? Hey, hey, hey, I didn't mean to make you cry, God, oh, come here.

Shh, look, it's okay, it's okay. Your fault? What are you talking about? Like, hey, look at me.

This is absolutely not your fault, okay? Nothing justifies this. You are a remarkable young woman.

You're worth so much more than. .. What? Fuck.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop, stop, stop. Whoa, what the fuck is happening? Yeah, I know what kissing is.

My confusion is more so about why the hell we're doing it. Let's. ..

Let's take a breath here. This is unexpected and inappropriate. I know you're upset and you're.

.. Okay, I'm sorry you haven't had sex in that long, but. ..

No, I'm not going to tell you how long it's been for me. Oh my God, leave that sweater on. What are you doing? Stop! Why? Because if I have to see your rock-hard nipples poking through that thin, sopping wet excuse for a sundress, I'm going to lose my fucking mind.

Might have been three months for you, it's been a lot longer for me. Jesus Christ. And that's my penis.

Fuck, what are you doing? Don't. ..

Don't. .. Don't grab it like that.

Why? Why are you doing this to me? Because you wanted to.

Fuck, since Easter! Fuck, stop! Yes.

Yes, I remember what happened on Easter. I didn't. ..

Didn't see anything when I walked in on you in the shower. I swear, that was an accident. And I apologize.

Stop, stop, stop, stop. Fine. No, no, it's not.

.. It's not that. You are young and you are gorgeous.

I shouldn't do this. I shouldn't. Can't.

Won't. Become another person who hurts you. What, you need a better reason why we shouldn't? Oh, Jesus.

I'm almost two decades older than you for a start. Okay, congratulations. You're older than Rachel, therefore it's a smaller age gap.

But that doesn't mean you can just grab my. .. Yes, of course I'm fucking hard! Have you seen yourself? Oh my God.

Fuck, stop! Stop! You should not have that expression when I grab your wrist.

God damn it. Oh my God. Yes, I like it.

I said we shouldn't do that, but I didn't say I didn't like it. Look, you don't know what you're asking for. Fuck.

Fuck it. Come here. I didn't.

.. I didn't ask for this. I never would have.

God, grinding against me like that. That's it. Oh, fuck, Jesus.

And if you, listen, if you tell me to stop, okay? I will. I will.

But if we're. .. If we're going to do this, I'm not going to hold back.

And you say you want me to fuck you. If I'm going to fuck you, I'm going to fucking ravage you. Sweetheart, did you just say please? You really are the most polite out of my daughter's friends.

Since you ask so nicely. Fuck. God damn, you taste this good everywhere.

Salt, rain. Fuck. God, I can feel the fucking freezing nipples.

Under my thumbs. Are they aching? Do they need to be warmed up? Then I'm going to pull this shitty little dress down.

Be surprised if it doesn't rip in the process. Oh, look at you. God, it's hot when you gasp like that.

How sensitive. You're breaking out in goosebumps. You can't be comfortable with those nipples pinched so tight.

That's it, arch into it. Good girl. You like that? You like it when I swirl it with my tongue? Come here, get your ass up on the table.

Do you know how hard it was to walk out of that bathroom? Knowing that you were on the other side of that shower curtain. But more so knowing what the fuck you were doing in there.

I know exactly what was going on. That detachable shower head missing. I know where it was.

Right down here. Oh my god. These panties are soaked through.

And I don't think it's from the rain. Why don't I just pull them to the side to be sure? Fuck, look at you.

What a needy little pussy. Glistening, clenching. You look so hungry for me, you poor little thing.

Come here, kiss me. God, it took every ounce of restraint to just walk out that door. Fuck.

I know I might be wrong, but fuck if I wanted to kiss this neck. Nip at these tits of yours. Right down your stomach.

Right to. .. I can smell how fucking turned on you are, darling.

You wanna know how many times I've jerked off to the thought of what you were doing to this pussy in that shower? The most perverted thought of all was how badly I wanted to throw back the shower curtain. Kneel between your legs.

Kneel between your legs. And do this. I'll lick you.

Fuck you with my tongue. Drag my teeth across these sensitive, tender lips. I knew you'd taste fucking good.

I was worried it would never be enough. I don't think it will be. That's it.

You can buck into me, good girl. Ride my face. Grind against me.

Show me how you like it. Is that a word? Is that a whimper, pretty girl? I know this little hole's so empty, isn't it? No, I'm not putting anything in, sweetheart.

Because I want to make you come first. Clenching and throbbing around nothing. Just like in my fucking shower, right? I'm going to remind you how it feels to be pulsing and aching.

With nothing to clamp down on. To urge deeper. And only then will I show you how good it can be.

Only then will I let you know what it feels like to cum on my cock. How much better it is to cum when you're all full of me. You like that idea, don't you? Good girl.

You like that? You want it? Prove it.

Show me how you came in that shower. You know I could fucking hear it. Come for me, that's it.

Right here, on my table. Good girl, come for me. That's it.

That's it. Come on my tongue, what a good girl. Greedy little cunt milking nothing but hair.

My greedy little cunt. All mine, laid out on the kitchen table for me to devour. Hair wide, lips swollen, thighs wide, utterly fuckable.

I can see you clenching your nail. Begging for this cock. You don't even have to use your words, but I want you to.

I want to hear you ask for it. Fuck, I don't think I have a condom. Why would I? I told you it's been a while.

I haven't bought condoms since. .. Well, forgive me when I wasn't expecting to be balls deep in my daughter's roommate tonight, now was I?

Just go without one? Absolutely not. I've done the whole unplanned pregnancy thing and I.

.. Oh, you do have an IED, huh? That doesn't prevent.

.. Oh my god, yes, sir. Oh my god, yes, okay, I'm all clear too, but maybe on principle we should.

.. Oh my god, you're fucking loud. Fuck it, you know what? I'm done with trying to reason my way out of this.

Stand up, turn around, bend over. Hands in front, grip the edge of the table, that's it. God, this ass.

Get these panties off. Get these panties off. Fuck, you're drenched.

Jesus Christ. Fuck. Oh, you like the feeling of my cock sliding against that slick, needy little slit, hmm? Oh, so wet and sensitive after coming from me.

Oh, look at that. You want me to put it in, don't you? I can see you trying to work me in.

Is this what you were looking for when you came here tonight, yeah? Tell me. You already knew everything.

You just came here for my cock, didn't you? Tell me how badly you want this dick in you. That's it.

Good girl. Fuck, I love hearing those little pleas. You're so fucking polite, say it again.

Tell me to fuck you. What? Yeah, you can call me Daddy.

Fuck, I'm going to need therapy after this. Fine, you want to call me Daddy, then say it. Say, fuck me, Daddy.

I can't hear you with your face pressed into the table like that, darling. You've got to be a little louder, hmm? You want Daddy to fuck this tight little cunt, don't you? Then be a good girl while I grab these hips and scream it for me.

Oh, fuck. God, you're tight. Oh, my God.

Fuck, I'm going to be thinking about this for weeks. Oh, fuck. Tell me if this hurts or.

.. Oh, my God, I can hit you so deep at this angle. Fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Yeah, you like it when I press up against that sweet little G-spot, hmm? Oh, what's the matter, hmm? Your boyfriend never made you feel like that before? Oh, baby, just wait until I'm done with you.

Now, hold on tight. Fuck. You're such a good girl.

Taking me so well. Fuck, that's my girl. Fuck, so wet.

God, you're making a mess all over my floor. Already? Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. God, you're so slick. I bet I could just slide my ass off you.