French Slap - Intro

Transcript

Oh, well, good morning. It's about time. What do you mean it's early? In case you forgot, this is a bakery.

Even when it's early, it's fucking late. And look, we don't have time for our usual back and forth this morning. We've got a bad steam injector in the bread oven and I can't get a crust on anything.

I still don't know how this happened. I mean, I know we had gotten those new parts in and we'd had a few issues. But I told you, if you're going to close up, please double check that we can't have this happen in the morning.

People want their bread. Baguettes, they can't be soft. What a fucking mess.

Look, I don't care, right? But to tell me that you did check them, I just I don't know. I don't believe it.

Like I said, we we don't have a lot of time this morning, but Jesus, man, I'm I am just so fucking disappointed in you. Well, I mean, you've been here for a little while now and I don't know, just these little slip ups over and over again. You know, when you came here, you were so fucking motivated.

Oh, and God, you did. You had so much promise. Well, hell, I still think you do, but I don't know if it's ever going to come out.

I mean, those foyer tell you brought me got the lamination on those things. They were absolutely beautiful and they're they're a real pain in the ass to make. And you forgot just perfect, amazing flavor and texture.

But since then, it's been more frustration for me than anything. It's like you can't fucking focus. I think I'm starting to think anyway that I made a mistake in bringing you on.

Don't look at me like that. You you put yourself in this position. I mean, I've got so much to do.

You know how difficult it is running this place by yourself. So I don't need you doing me any more favors. I don't fucking know.

I don't know what we're going to do this morning. Yeah, I mean, I tried to call our guy, but he's not going to be here for another hour and a half and we've got the morning crowd is going to be in just the same. Jesus Christ, I have half a mind just to tell you to fucking get out of here and to not come back.

I'm just kicking myself. I mean, I don't know. I had my reservations about you, but oh God, I mean, that's what I get.

No, I don't want to fucking talk about it anymore. You've done enough. You know what I mean? I was I was on the fence about you, but you know, I'll be quite honest.

I thought you were fucking good looking. So I decided maybe I'll give this guy a chance, but that's what I fucking get a fucking fool. That's what I am.

You know, I really, I really do hate being made a fool of. Oh, and now, oh God, that look on your face, no, like you might lose your job. Well, this is my fucking business, and I'm about to lose a ton of fucking money.

So I guess you do want to stay, but I don't know. I just I don't think I can trust you to focus, and I don't think I can trust you to listen. Yeah, OK, you'll do anything.

Well, what I wanted you to do was to check the steam valve before you went home last night. So, no, I don't think so. That's that's not going to cut it.

You'll do anything. Oh, you'll do anything. Look at you, and if that means what I think it means, it means you're willing to get down on your knees and suck my cock here in this hot fucking kitchen to keep your job.

Fuck, look at you, God, just a little brat. I bet I bet you do this to get out of all your problems. Oh, you fuck up and then you bat your pretty eyes and try and suck some cock to make it all better.

Well, you know what? I bet most of the time people tell you to get the fuck out of there. But today, you know what you little slut? Get down on your fucking knees.

No, here I'm going to I'm going to put you down there. You thought that, oh, God, you thought that I would fuck call your bluff. But no, no, I want you to suck that cock.

This morning has been fucking awful and I need a stress relief.