Our Listener has just moved into a new neighbourhood, which has a Home Owners' Association. The neighbourhood is exclusive and has a long waiting list, but he was accepted right away. When his HoA rep, our Speaker, shows up at his door and explains that she's his special perk for following the HoA rules, he suddenly realizes why this neighbourhood is so popular.
Hi, I'm so glad you're home. Yeah, yeah, that's me. We met last week at the Homeowners Association meeting.
You're new to the neighborhood. Yeah. Um, do you mind if I come in for a minute? I'm the welcoming committee, by the way.
I'm the one who's here to welcome you to the neighborhood and give you the rundown and the rules and, you know, all that fun stuff, but I promise it's not terrible. Thanks. Oh, wow, you've unpacked a lot already.
You moved in, what, two weeks ago? You should have seen my place. For the first, I don't know, three months that I lived there, I lived out of boxes.
You seemed to be more on it than I was. Good for you. Yeah.
Oh, thanks. Oh, this couch is comfy. So where did you move from? If you don't mind my asking.
Oh, yeah. Decided to give a small community a try? Mm-hmm.
Wow. Congratulations. A promotion like that is worth moving for.
Yeah. And what do you do? Oh, cool.
Yeah. Yeah. I, um, well, I have a few different jobs that I do, but mainly I work at the library downtown a few days a week.
It's fun. I'm a bit of a bookworm, but anyway. The reason I'm here, I won't take up too much of your time, I don't want to, I don't want to waste your day, but the reason I'm here is, as I said, I'm with the welcoming committee from the HOA, and I've been chosen to give you your special perks package.
Do you remember the questionnaire that you filled out right before you moved in? It was like, I don't know, four pages long. It's so ridiculously overblown, but do you remember that? Yeah.
Well, on it, you indicated that you're single. Is that correct? Yeah.
Cool. So, um, I'm just going to take my sweater off while I, um, tell you about this, okay? Yeah.
Well, that's the fun part. So, our HOA runs a little differently in terms of how we incentivize our members to follow the rules, I guess. I'm really bad at this, I'm sorry.
So, you have been assigned your own personal slot, and that is me. Yeah, the ones that are single get that, and, you know, the ones that want it. If you don't want it, I can, I can leave.
But let me tell you about it first. So, you know, you keep your yard neat, you clear your snow properly, you put your garbage cans in the right place, you follow the decoration rules, you know, all of the things that the HOA oversees, if you continue to stay within their guidelines, which, honestly, their guidelines are not that strict, it's basically don't let your house look rundown and yucky, um, but if you stay within those guidelines, then you get to use my services, uh, whenever you want. Schedules permitting, of course.
Unless you break the rules. If you break the rules, then you lose access to me. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I'm just going to take my pants off. There. Um, so, is that a perk you'd like to take advantage of? I'm not joking.
Why would I be joking? I'm standing here in my bra. Why would I be joking? Um, where's your welcome package? The brochure is right on the top.
Well, it doesn't specify that this is what you get, but it's a special perk that is, um, unique to this neighborhood. Why do you think it's such a process to move in here? We have a bit of a reputation, and our waiting list is quite long.
Um, well, um, sorry, I'm a little, a little embarrassed, but, uh, I saw you with the, uh, with the realtor when you were looking at the place the first time, and I decided I'd like to be your special perk. I had just signed up for the program, so I didn't have anybody assigned to me yet, so I pulled a few strings with the HOA, and, um, I got your application approved. So, sit down, please.
Ah, there. Um, I'm just going to get on my knees here while we talk about this, and if you don't mind, I'm going to take your pants down. Okay.
Well, I'm rubbing my hand over you, and you're getting hard, so I think you like what you see. And, okay. I may as well tell you, since I've already kind of embarrassed myself, but I thought you were hot, and you had a really nice smile, not just a good-looking smile, but a kind smile, and you seemed like a decent guy.
So, when I asked the realtor about you after, because that realtor works in our neighborhood all the time, and I kind of know him a little bit, he said you were a great applicant. You were very decent, very sweet. His word was sweet, which I thought was a little strange, but he's kind of older, and that's different coming from that.
Anyway, so, yeah, he said that you were pretty awesome, and he thought you'd be a great candidate for our neighborhood, but he knew the waiting list was really long, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So, yeah. So, that's why I decided that I wanted to be your special perk, okay? Yeah.
So, do you want to take advantage of it, or do you want to turn it down, and I'll go on my merry way? Oh. Your fingertips on my cheek are nice.
Thank you. See? You are sweet.
I appreciate that. It's always nice when someone tells you you're beautiful. So, you're good with this? I can take you out of your pants? Okay.
I'm not keeping you from anything, am I? You don't have, like, plans or anything? Okay, good.
Mmm, wow. This is nice. So, this particular perk includes blowjobs.
It basically includes use of any of my holes whenever you want. Again, schedule's permitting. Oh.
Yeah, put your hands on my hair. Do you want to, do you want to fuck my face, or guide my movements, or. ..
No? You're so sweet. Mmm.
I like how gentle you're being. Stroking my face, down to my shoulders. Mmm.
Just sit back and let me, let me please you. Well, you already followed a bunch of the rules by not having crap all over your yard when you moved in, which, you'd be surprised, is a really big issue around here. Boxes and random lawn ornament junk and stuff falling out of the garage.
So, yeah, you've earned a nice little treat from your special perk. So, how do you like it? Sex, silly.
Well, I would imagine you like the neighborhood. It's gorgeous here. It's nice and quiet.
Everybody's really nice, too. So, back to the sex. Do you like it rough? You want to be rough and really make me work for it? You want to just throw me down and do whatever you want to me? Or, do you have something else in mind? Oh, yeah, totally.
Nice and slow works for me. Mmm, I feel my tongue. Running up your legs.
Circling around the head. Mmm. Circling around the head.
You want to hear me moan? Well, you do taste good, so that shouldn't be too difficult. I knew as soon as I saw you that this would be fantastic.
And you're so sweet, the way you're looking at me. What? Move.
Is everything okay? Yeah, oh, on the couch? You want me to lay beside you on the couch? Oh, okay.
You know you don't have to, right? Okay. On my side, facing you, yes.
I'll open my mouth. This is more comfortable on my neck, thank you. Yeah, you can pull my bra down if you want to see my tits.
My breasts? Okay, sure. So respectful.
So respectful. You have very warm hands. Yeah, I like them on my nipples like that.
First one, then the other. I also like the way your hand is cupped around the back of my head. Holding me.
Oh. Yeah, your hand is moving down between my legs. You know, just so you know, you don't have to do that.
Okay? Yeah, I'm gonna make you come, whether you do anything for me or not. It's okay.
Why are you laughing? Did I say something funny? Oh.
That's not your style, okay. Well, I'm curious to find out what is your style. Yes, you do get to do whatever you want with me.
Oh. Okay. You want to make me come.
Well, that's a first. Well, no. I've never done the special perk thing, but talking to some of the others that have, that, um.
.. Well, let's just say that isn't overly common. So.
.. Oh. Oh.
That is my clit. I am wet. Like I said, as soon as I saw you at the realtor, I wanted you here.
And I've been looking forward to this ever since I was given approval by the HLA to come here. Yeah, I'll lift my leg. Just bend it a little.
Yeah, okay. Oh, God, that feels good. Mmm.
I do like the way you're rubbing my clit. Mm-hmm. Oh.
You like that? You like when I take you deep? Oh, God.
Yes, I'm shaking because that feels so good. You know, the exact spot. Oh.
Yes. Yes, I would like fingers, too, please. Oh.
Oh. My pussy is very tight. But no, that's not uncomfortable.
Especially with your thumb on my clit, too. Yes. Play with my pussy.
Suck this gorgeous cock. Oh. What? Stop.
Why? Is everything okay? Did I do something wrong? You just want to watch me? Okay.
I'll just lay my head on your lap here and angle a little so you can see. Yes. Yes, I do like what you're doing to my pussy.
I also like the way you're looking at me. Like I'm the hottest thing you've ever seen. But it's not, you know, gross.
It's respectful and sweet. That word keeps coming up, but it's all I can think of. Especially right now when you're doing such amazing things to my pussy.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Thank you.
I'm glad you think I have a lovely pussy. It is tight, though. Yes.
Yes. So everything you're doing is so good. You are? You're enjoying fingering me almost as much as me sucking your cock? Wow.
You are a special one, aren't you? Yeah. Yeah.
Kind of a rare breed, I think. At least in my experience. That may not be true, but it's my experience.
Yes. You're being very nice. Cradling my head like that while you fuck me with your fingers.
Yes. On my back? Okay.
Yeah. Here. Are you okay? Do you want to fuck me now? I've got condoms in my bag.
What do you mean, not yet? Oh. Yeah.
We can do that. Get to know each other a little bit better first. But what are you going to do with me on my back? Okay.
Legs wide. Oh, your tongue. I was not expecting that.
I was almost ready to cum from your fingers. Yes, I like having my pussy licked. Yes.
Oh, yes. The fingers back inside. You want me to cum? You want me to cum like this? Really? You don't want to, I don't know, do a 69 so I can swallow your cock while I.
.. while I cum? You want to watch.
Okay. Fuck. Just watch.
Yes, it's so good. Your tongue is magic. Yes.
Your fingers are moving just the right way. Oh, my pussy has never been on fire like this before. It's never felt this good.
Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
I've never heard of anybody doing this to their special perk before. Nobody's ever said that this is a thing. Maybe I'm just really, really lucky.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. I'm going to cum.
I'm going to cum. Please. Please keep doing that.
Yes. Yes. The first of many? Cool.
I'm good with that. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Yes. Yes.
I'm cumming on your tongue. Yes. Yes.
I'm gripping you so tightly inside. There's something to look forward to when you finally fuck me. Yes.
Yes. You can shove your cock deep in me. Yes.
I know. Not today. But at least it gives you an idea of what you're going to feel.
I am still cumming because your tongue is still moving and your fingers are still moving and oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Holy shit. That was good. That was so good.
Thank you. Well, usually the special perks are used to just getting their holes used, so. ..
Sorry, that was crass, but it's kind of the way it works.