❤️ 😏 Forget About Her 😏 ❤️ (F4M) (Friends to Lovers) (Found Out Your Ex Cheated on You) (Comforting You) (Want Some Closure?) (Kiss Me)

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I Brought snacks and over-the-counter drugs Baboosh Oh Sweetie I Know Do you want my honest opinion or my friend opinion Good cuz they're both the same. She's a bitch And good runs I Mean she cheated on you with your friend That is bitch behavior of the highest degree a High-level ringing bitch And it's okay to feel sad What a hug help Well, let's give it a shot Babushka I'm sorry Why does everybody's not us suck I Know Everyone should model after us Because we've got great skin and cheap bones and also what's the other thing? Oh, yeah, we're not dicks Shush you're not being a baby No, you're sad rightly so My guy there's no toughing heartbreak it hurts Like a motherfucking bitch it stings it oozes it burns You just gotta let it No I'm not even entertaining any such conversation of you forced her to do anything.

Listen to me She made her own choices. Okay She wanted to cheat so she cheated It has nothing to do with you. Okay? Okay, um, how about I rephrase this did you shove his penis in her Mmm, then I hereby pronounce you not the a-hole Quarters adjourned You poor smush Oh No, you're gonna be sad for a while And then you're gonna be angry and then you're gonna be disillusioned and then finally you're anything.

I wouldn't love someone And you'll go back out into the toxic waste. That is the see Well, apparently there's plenty more fish in there But the fish are both plastic and dying So you might just have to settle for me I'm not so bad Well, my jokes usually land and I have nice tits What more do you want Exactly The chaotic good in me is telling me to key your car No, of course not I'll just think about it And then dream about it and then come very close and then go. Oh, no, cuz I'm chicken shit But The thought and the love will always be there Know that Of course she hurt you she hurt me You know what I'm gonna punch her in the face in my dreams violently I Listen to me She's a loser Because she wasn't careful with you And you deserve care Okay, you are sweet and you are funny and you are gorgeous And you're gonna be fine, I mean you're gonna be very sad first but after that you will be fine And if not, you can just be bitter and twisted like me The best part of this plan is there are no downsides only hugs I know babush She's an idiot Mm-hmm Excuse me How exactly are you an idiot Because you trusted you were in love you wanted to believe It's cute as hell Yeah Do you know how many people have just given up on love?

You are starfish unicorn You know impossible to get adorable Make me believe Now I'll do the same for you You're gonna be fine and then you'll find somebody else and then you'll think huh her who her who Stupid I'm a gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous boy Hmm Don't you worry I'm going to get her back in the most plausible non-criminal poetically ironic way I Have no idea but it'll come to me And then we'll see who's laughing while fucking in a parking lot won't we I'm sorry. Sorry, sweetie. Sorry My rage took over Because I'm deliciously penny But I hate her Yeah It hurts like a motherfucker I'm sorry Remember how you felt when it happened to me Mmm, you want to stab a bitch, but you don't because you know consequences Damn logical consequences.

Well, he's getting in the way of justice More justice hugs Hmm You know, what's a really quick fix alcohol snacks and talking absolute garbage I'll get the glasses Oh Ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to drink away some of the sadness The healing process is started. We are moving forward You Mm-hmm You know, it's Disney Prince I want to marry Pacha From the Emperor's new groove Have you been living under a rock How dare you insult my king like this do you not see his qualities His loyalty is compassion his integrity is girth. I Mean Yes, mainly physique.

I May or may not dabble in some pacha porn 11 You don't understand he's suits my horny wholesome soul And Stops me from becoming a nun Yeah, the dating pool It's not a pool. It's a toxic wasteland Where is Pacha? Hmm where Take that back about my future husband Oh, yes, I am aware is totally 2d and fictional True love knows no bounds Well Pacha would never cheat on me and 3d boys cannot say that Or 3d girls touche Baboosh, what are we gonna do?

That's it we're both becoming nuns Nuns can still drink, right? Hug me closer the pain like go Mm-hmm It's okay to be lonely so long as you have dignity Mm-hmm I might be a lonely bitch, but I'm a dignified bitch Well, sometimes maybe on the weekend I Would you marry We'll marry you to baboosh. Mm-hmm.