Foreign Country

Transcript

Hola, como estas? Bien, I am. I'm presuming that you're the only one who could probably understand me here.

Just because, as you can tell, I'm foreign. I'm not really from here, but I am having a fantastic time on your island. I have to tell you.

Muy bonito. And I was kind of looking for something exhilarating to do. See, I think I've already kind of seen all the tourist spots that you guys have.

And they were really fun. I met some very nice people. I mean, I think they were nice.

I can't really understand what they were saying, but their actions were very nice. And so, I'm kind of already bored. Like, is there anything fun to do over here? I mean, traditionally speaking.

I know what something really fun that two strangers can do. But, well, something about a one-time thing on a vacation in a new place with a new person that you're never going to see again. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I think you are.

At least you're getting the gist of what I'm saying. So far, I can tell that. Are you looking at my top? Yeah.

I kind of just have a thing for halters. Don't worry. You might be able to see what's underneath.

But, I need to see if you're fun. You know what I mean? Before anything happens, is there anything you can show me that you can do? Anything special about you? Or maybe you can just show me what you like to do around here.

I mean, seriously, I'm just super bored. There's nothing to do. I came with my family and I've already ditched those losers.

Yeah, I just didn't really want to be around them on my vacation time. They really wanted to do me. This would be so much funnier if you could understand what I was saying.

I don't think you're from here. Are you from somewhere else? Yeah.

Yeah, you strike me. You strike me more like that. Okay, so that's kind of almost by America, right? I'm not quite sure.

So you understand American? American? Yes.

Good. So, can you show me where the real drinks are at? I mean, I had this one by the pool, but to be honest, I think they watered them down or something.

It didn't really hit me. I just want to have a good time. I just feel like everyone is against me doing what I want to do.

My family insists that I hang out with them, even though my grandparents are dying and there's no fun for me. I mean, like, we're already here on this island together. Wouldn't that be enough for them? And like, I really wanted the bartender to add like more alcohol to my drink.

Like he couldn't understand me and he just gave me another one and another one. And I thought he understand and I thought he understood me because I was hoping they were going to be stronger. No, not really.

You know, I think I could tell you which girls around here are faking it. You know, like saying that they're drunk or buzzed. Even if.

.. I just can't believe them. Even if they were lightweight.

I mean, really? I sort of think that that drink had no alcohol in it. They're just raising up prices.

I mean, which is fine. I don't really care. I have my daddy's credit card, but.

.. I really wanted a drink. It's just so hot here.

How do you stay cool? I suppose staying in the shade would make a difference, but. ..

I really have to work on my tan. I don't want any tan lines. Do you mind this? You like? Yeah, I know.

I've gone in a lot of stares here and I like it. I sort of feel like if I'm the. ..

How would I say? The new girl. You know, there's a new girl at school and everybody's around her because she's the new little item.

Yeah, that's how I feel. New girl. Maybe that's what you can call me for now.

I don't want to be on a first name basis with you. And I'll call you my tour guide. It suits you perfectly.

You'll be showing me around, guiding me, and maybe I can show you a little tour myself. Oh, don't be alarmed. This is normal.

I'm from America and if a girl thinks you're cute, then it's practically on. Yeah, you're pretty attractive. I bet you look really good without that shirt on.

Don't you? Do you mind if I have a little touch? Oh.

My, my, my. Are those abs, I feel? Oh.

Sorry. You're going to have to give me a little special. How about you take off your shirt? Come on.

I basically already have mine off. You can fill it in with your imagination, can't you? Don't worry.

Might be real later. But first, I want to see what's under this. Oh.

I love hot pods. I think a hot pod plus another hot pod equals a good time. And that's exactly what I was looking for.

Oh. See, I knew there was something about you. Some sort of potential? Yes.

Potential. Think of it as your new word for today. It means you have that it factor.

You know what it is? There you go. Now I feel like you're understanding me much better.

So tell me, tour guide. Do you work out? How much do you bench? You know, bench? Like lift? Do you think you could carry little old me? I feel like you could throw me around if you wanted to.

A super strong buff guy like yourself? Probably would be no challenge to you, would it? I don't think so either.

Great. So now we're on the same page. Oh, buddy, buddy, buddy.

You can't go too quickly. I just don't want to get a little buzzed.