Foley Artist

Transcript

Well, it's been really nice hanging out with you, and, well, no, I'm not pushing you out, I just, you know, I do have some stuff to do. What do you mean, what do I mean, don't act like you don't think, I, like, work my, blech. Don't act like my work's not important, you know, I just work so hard.

No, I, um, I need to record an audio. Yeah, it's for that, um, advent calendar thing I told you I was doing. Yeah, one post every day.

Yeah, yeah, it's, it's, it's a lot. To be honest, I'm kind of struggling, um, focusing, because, like, my plan was, for every date this month, I'll shoot something or record something, and then I would have it done in a month, and it would have been super easy, but I'm not moving very quickly, and that is hard for me. So, um, tonight, it's just, like, a placeholder.

Well, no, I do, I do really love doing them, but I really love doing the, like, extra creative ones, you know what I'm saying? Um, the ones where I really get to, like, think about them. But, you know, if I'm doing a promotion like this, it's, uh, kind of more about quantity, you know what I'm saying?

Like, I will do my best, but gotta get the thing out, gotta make the post. So that's what this is. So it'll probably just be, like, um, I don't know, probably, like, some sort of casual friend sex sort of thing.

Um, well, it's certainly not bad. Like, I mean, I'm kind of a listener in, like, socially, so when I have the chance to just talk, I, I, I never shut up. So it's fun in that respect.

What? It's not just moaning. I mean, there's a lot of moaning, but there's, like, other things.

Like, I'm, it's a full, like, POV experience. So, like, it's supposed to feel like you're there. So I make sex noises and, yeah, sex noises.

Um, well, yeah, moaning. And I mean, some people do, like, wet sounds, which is more than, what's a wet sound? What's a wet sound? Um, um, macaroni in the pot.

Like, I, I don't know. Like, really, I'm kind of a. ..

Yeah, see, I don't, I don't like that. Like, for me, sex rarely sounds like that. So I don't put canned audio of that nature into my audios.

Um, well, I mean, it's mostly, like, full of job noises and stuff. I suck my fingers. Same way everyone does it.

Sometimes I'll put a candy in my mouth if I really want to be slobbery. Well, well, no, I don't really like using dildos, because they're not the tastiest to suck on. And they're kind of, um, you know, um, they're a little too big for my mouth.

Well, yeah, they're, they're penis size. I can put a penis in there, but. ..

What are you, what are you, what, what are you, what are you doing right now? What are you, what are you, you just don't understand why I'm not recording actual sex? Well, it's kind of impractical, don't you think? Um, well, here, come here, I'll show you my booth.

Yeah, that's it. It's a bar stool with my microphone and a little foldy chair in my closet. And I can't even, like, I have to get in and then, like, set everything up after the door's closed, because I can't even close the door, because I'm, I'm in the whole thing.

Well, to, to eliminate other sounds. I think it'd be really hard to fit another person in there. You want to help? Um, well, I think it'd just be really difficult.

Because you'd have to be really quiet. Um, no, I'm, I'm really good. I mean, most men are, unfortunately, really quiet.

That's why I started listening to audios in the first place, is because men just don't moan enough, and I wanted to get it somewhere. But you really want to help me that much? Okay, I guess, I guess that could be, like, the, um, the, the, uh, the niche.

The little spark is like, oh, I'm recording an actual job. That's actually kind of a cool idea. But you can't make any noise.

Well, if you do, I'll have to tag you. Unless you're prepared to sign that paperwork. Well, all right, squeeze on in here.

Sit down in the chair. Okay, what's this? Oh, this is a flavored lube.

Yeah, I feel like if we're gonna do this, we might as well do it all the way, right? Hmm, I'm gonna tie my hair back first. Are you nervous? Don't think of it as me giving you a blowjob.

Think of it as you letting me use your penis for my own personal gain. Kind of hot, huh? Okay, um.

Are you hard? No, this isn't do enough for you? What if I got naked? Yeah, okay.

How's that? There you go. Well, let me just.

Wow. No, I'm just gonna drip this lube. What is it? It's not expired, is it? Oh, it's way expired.

It's probably fine. If it burns, tell me. All over you.

And we're gonna just go from there. Okay, all over my clothing. I don't want that.

It's watermelon. Don't you love watermelon? Oh.

No, it's gross. Here, let me just, let me wipe it off. Okay, let's try again without the lube.

Are you ready? Remember, be quiet. Mm.

And you mind if I talk? Because I'm, I'm rarely just sucking dick without speaking. It's about my dirty talk anyway.

I could talk about how pretty your cock is. How good it feels in my mouth. How much it turns me on to suck it.

I could feel my pussy getting wet for you. I bet you want to respond to that, don't you? Mm-mm, be a good boy and stay quiet.

Tell you to like that, though. Oh, a hand on my head. Oh, you're being very helpful, aren't you? Oh, thank you.

Oh, nice stroking. That's some hand job sounding. Yeah, there you go.

Oh, yeah, you like that? I am widely known for my hand job skills. And I really like stroking a cock to see how good I can make it feel.

Oh my god, you're being quite the foley artist, aren't you? Fuck, thank you. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, okay, thanks. So I think I can just like loop that if I need. And I'll be using a couple different audios.

It should be really. .. What? Oh, well, I usually don't make my, I guess, listeners come in the blowjob portion.

Usually we finish with sex and very frequently a cream pie. Um, well, like I said, sex typically doesn't sound the way like a canned sex would sound. And I'm sure you're not insinuating that I can't fake an orgasm.

No, but a real one might sound better. Are you suggesting that you sit there in that probably really flimsy folding chair very, very quietly and let me ride your cock until we've finished what we've started? Oh, a challenge, huh? Well, I guess we're this far.

I'm naked and your dick's out and you want me to sit on it? Yeah, you're going to be a good boy and sit there all nice and quiet while I rock back and forth on your dick? All right, lean back in.

That chair. Maybe hold on to the bars. I wouldn't want you to cause any wrestling that wasn't supposed to be in there.

There you go. Now, if you could flex for me to keep it nice and hard. I'm just going to lower my.

.. Oh, fuck. Don't look at me like that.

I'll fucking smug. I've been quiet so far, but I haven't started doing much yet. Yes, I know I've said I'm a lazy fuck, but not always.

Let me just work this cock in my pussy. There it is. Oh, fuck.

You know, you're kind of cute when you're looking up at me with that look in your eye. No, it's not smug anymore. You look like your cock's buried in a nice little pussy.

That feel good? Yeah? Fuck.

Yeah, you feel pretty good too. All right, so reach behind me and spread my ass a little bit. Yeah, oh, I want you real deep.

Yeah, right up against that G-spot. Fuck. Oh, fuck.

Okay, you were right. This was a good idea. Yeah, I'm like grinding on your cock.

Fuck. And I like you just sitting there and letting me. Oh, fuck.

This is very sexy. Oh, you're cute trying to mouth words to me. What? Am I gonna cum? I could try.

Are you gonna cum? Is my pussy bouncing up and down on you enough? You wanna race? No, I will absolutely win that race.

I'm a little orgasm machine. Yeah? Yeah, you wanna see if we can make each other cum? Oh, that's fucking hot.

Oh, fuck. Oh, I like hurting your dick. Yeah.

Oh my god. I think you were thinking about this. Having your cock buried inside me.

Letting me use it until I cum. Oh, I like that. Uh-huh.

Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah, I'm getting close. Yeah, you too? I just need a while.

Lean forward. Oh, there it is. Yeah, you like that? A bit more up and down.

Oh, fuck. It's hard to keep going. Juice wants this one, baby.

Why don't we do a countdown? Oh, yeah, the listeners love that. Okay, you and I are both gonna cum when I hit zero.

You understand? Oh, I just felt your cock twitch. It must be very exciting for you.

Okay, you ready? Five. Four.

Three. Two. One.

I want you to cum. Yeah, I want you to cum on my pussy. Zero.

Come for me, come for me, come for me. Oh my god. Oh, wow.

Maybe I should, um. .. Or have you come over when I need inspiration more often? Yeah, I think we could do this again.

With or without the mic. All right, not the difficult part. All right, um.

.. Okay, so if you stand up and, like, squish against the left side of the wall, we should be able to open the door.