Flirty Nurse

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Just sign in, hon. I'll be right with you. Oh, hi! How have you been? Not so good? What are you feeling? Talk to me, honey.

Talk to me. What are your symptoms? Don't worry about the doctor.

I'll go get the doctor. I'm gonna make sure you skip ahead of everybody. Okay, so first things first.

Okay, so I'm gonna have you tell me your phone number, your name first, of course. I already know it, but, you know, just in case you maybe had to change your last name, maybe got divorced or something. Still the same name? Okay.

We'll work on that. Okay, and your phone number. Let me just check on my phone if that's what I have you under.

Yeah, okay. Everything seems like it's updated, up-to-date. Oh, are you still benching? Tell me, did you go up in weight? Got more muscle on you? I can tell.

I'm a nurse. I'm, you know, I'm designed to be able to detect these things. People's bodies.

Like, I can read you from a scale of 1 through 10, and I can tell you right now, you're a perfect 10. Just in case your wife didn't tell you today. Anywhoos, speaking of unhealthy habits, what have you been eating? Not bad.

Oh, you like ice cream? I like ice cream too. It's been pretty hot, so, you know, I think ice cream would sound really good.

I'm almost on my break, but if you. .. I hate when other nurses look at me like, hello, I'm just trying to do my job here.

Anyways, let's see. And your weight? Oh, don't worry.

I know, this is all classified information. They can't hear you. We're not talking loud enough.

Do you want me to whisper? I can whisper like this, if this is better for you. Do you feel more comfortable? Yeah, could you hear me still? With my voice at this level? Okay.

Sorry, sorry. I'll definitely start whispering more. Okay, so.

Oh, you have a really nice soft voice. I mean, it's usually like very deep and like, you know, manly. But, I like your whisper voice too.

Yeah, it has like a certain ring to it, don't you think? The pleasure is mine. Okay.

So, talk to me. Tell me, how are you feeling? Have you been vomiting? No? Okay, no.

How about butt vomiting? Okay, no. Are you on any medication? Just the one we sent you home with? Okay, let me look through your charts real quick.

Okay. Okay. Hmm.

It says here that you need a refill. But, have you finished your first prescription bottle? Okay.

Good. You should be out by the 5th, but it looks like you're pretty good right now. So that's great.

Okay. Is that the only medication you've been on? Yeah? Okay.

And, have you been overseas in the last 6 months? No? Well, have you ever been to Italy? No? Okay, they have some great boat trips that we can take.

It's like love boats and there's this guy on the boat with you and he sings to you. And it's just super romantic. Yeah, I'm just kidding.

Oh, sorry. I'm just writing a little reminder to myself. I just have to make sure I keep a tab on all my clients.

My special clients. And, well, you're filed under married, but still. Okay.

You know, if you want, I can just take you to the back right now. You don't have to wait. Oh no, the wait is so long.

Look at the waiting room. You're probably going to be here for a good hour or something. An hour and a half at least.

So, I could actually just get you started real quick and just jump your files ahead. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I could just get up and leave. They can't really fire me. They can't technically fire me, so.

Yeah, there was a sexual harassment suit and there was lawyers involved and everything. I mean, I was not guilty, so it's fine. It's a whole thing.

Anyways, I'm going to take you to the back. I'm going to call your name in like five minutes. Just act like you've been sitting down or something.

You know, grab a water or something. I'm going to get my equipment ready and I'm going to bring you to the back real quick. Okay? Okay, have a seat, handsome.

Okay. What's that? Why am I still whispering? Oh, I thought it was like our thing that we were doing some sort of role play.

I don't know, I kind of like it. What do you think? You think I have a nice whispering voice? Oh, thank you.

I think you have a nice face. Okay, so let's see. Well, first things first.

I've got to get that shirt off of you. Or you can just take it off yourself if you want. But just take off your shirt and I'm going to get your pulse.

Okay? Oh, wow. You change mighty fast.

So, do you like do any modeling? Because you definitely should. Okay.

Let's see, let's see. Okay. Okay, hon, breathe in for me.

Release. Good one. Okay, we're going to do it together again.

I need you to breathe in really deep for me this time, okay? As deep as you can. Begin.

Okay. Great. And other side.

Can you lift up your armpit? Oh, yeah, sorry. I was distracted.

Breathe in. Out.