Flirty Assistant

Transcript

Good morning. What can I do for you today? I can tell you all your meetings that you have today.

Is that something you want me to do for you? Of course, mister. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Today, you have a meeting at 12.30. You have a lunch at 2.00.

A briefing at 3.00. A call at 4.00. Oh, and I also have a message for you from your wife.

She wanted you to call her as soon as you got in. Oh no, I didn't want her to know what time you'd be in. I didn't want to give her the wrong time.

Maybe if you wanted to call her a little bit later or something, you know? No compromises from you. Needs to be made.

Sure. I'll call her up right now. Hello.

This is Stephanie returning your call. Your husband is here now. Would you want me to set up a meeting for you guys or something? Okay.

I will pass on the message. Did you want me to connect you to him? No.

Okay. Bye. So, she had to cancel for your lunch.

I guess she said that she's just not going to make it. I'm sorry about that. I know it's not any of my business, but she sounded kind of angry.

And I just hope that she's not taking that out on you. Is she? It's none of my place.

I mean, it's not my place to get involved. But I really just don't like seeing you down. And I've noticed you've been kind of cold lately.

And I just really hope that it has nothing to do with her. Because you are amazing and she shouldn't affect you so much. I mean, if you were my husband, well I would never let you go to bed mad.

I'd just make sure to always take care of you in any possible way that I could. But, I mean, if you were mine, I would know. I'm not married.

I mean, don't get me wrong. There's been a couple of times where I thought I found Mr. Right.

But there just always seems to be something wrong with all the men that I find. Why are all the good men married? Oh, do you mind? You have a little something on your face.

Let me just. .. There you go.

Now you're perfect. I hope I'm not coming off a little too forward. I just.

.. I mean, I don't have any lunch plans either. And maybe if you're up for it, we could get something together.

It's raining outside and I just wouldn't want you to have lunch by yourself. Not if you're feeling this way. Maybe I can cheer you up.

Just remind you what you deserve. You're just such a great boss. And a beautiful man.

I just. .. Well, I just couldn't.

.. I can't seem to put my finger on what exactly it is about you, but. ..

You just seem so perfect. Maybe if I pick your brain a little, I could figure out what I need to find in a man. One that won't hurt me.

I could re-schedule your plans. If you want. I could re-schedule your whole week.

You know, I'm not supposed to pry, but. .. I mean, we work so close.

I see you every day. And I'm just so thankful that I get to work under you. So I did look at your agenda.

And I've noticed that. .. You tell your wife you work late on the weekends, but really, you just go out alone to a bar.

And. .. What kind of worker would I be if I let my boss be by himself? I wouldn't mind joining you.

I'm free this Friday, actually. I could set a late appointment for you. You know, I could confirm it with your wife if she calls.

Let her know you're working late. Maybe we can. ..

I don't know. Get a little bit closer. I know you've never seen me this way.

I just. .. Don't know how much longer I can go with pretending that every time I see you.

.. It doesn't drive me insane. I go mad.

And every time your wife calls about another problem. .. I just don't see how that's your problem.

Why does she have to put it all on you? I know you work so hard. I bet you just want to come home to a nice bed.

A wife that will shut up. And just please you. If I'm coming off too forward, let me know.

I just. .. I just really thought you should know.

Really? You think I look better with my glasses off? Why do I just have this odd feeling that you know what's best for me? You're just so wise and mature.

Every time you speak, I get goosebumps. Actually getting some right now. Just talking about it.

I get them all throughout my body. Can I ask you something? Something sort of.

.. personal? Do you love her? Or do you just love the idea of her? I'm sorry.

I don't mean to be so forward. It's just. ..

I know I can make you feel. .. good again.