We've just lost what should have been an easy win because you decided to turn the game into a gongshow by chirping the other team so bad you spent most of the night cooling off in the bin. You're not one of our enforcers, and you're not typically a goon, so everyone is a bit pissed at you for being such an asshole. If you keep this shit up, you're going to be riding the pine through playoff season, which is the last thing you want. We've worked too hard for this. I'm particularly pissed and, as one of your best friends, I get to rip into you a bit more than the other guys, so that's exactly what I do. You kept nailing one particular player, either manhandling him or hot dogging all over the place, and it was just gross. I call you on your bullshit and discover there might be a bit more to this story than just a rivalry in the barn. This behaviour might have a much more personal reason behind it, one that I wasn't expecting. Now that I know what you were thinking, though, I can't say I'm all that mad anymore...
Dude, did you actually spend any time in the game today, or did you spend it all on the fucking penalty box? Cuz really, we coulda used your help out there. We were fucking annihilated.
No. No. Like, can you control yourself? I know you have a grudge against this particular team for some fucking reason, but leaving your teammates high and dry because you have some fucking issue?
Not cool. Like, what did you even get? You got cross-checking? It was so.
Your fucking stick was all the way off the ground, both hands, and you fucking knocked the guy with it, cross-checking. Check the rulebook. I'm pretty sure you've been playing this game long enough to know how that fucking works.
Yeah? Well, I know the fucking high-sticking one was accurate cuz I watched you go after the guy's head with your fucking stick, so don't give me that. You're lucky you only got two minutes for that.
You should've been thrown out of the fucking game. Like, what is up your ass? I mean, I know you have a temper sometimes, but you were just being unnecessarily aggressive over stupid shit.
We were fine. I mean, we can beat that team with our fucking eyes closed and half the fucking roster on the ice most of the time. But here you come, fucking thinking you're all that.
Yeah, I'm pissed. We're coming up on fucking playoff season. We cannot afford stupid losses because you have an attitude problem.
Coach was pissed. And we're probably gonna suffer for it in practice. Yeah, do you know how many extra fucking drills we're gonna have to do cuz you have an attitude? No.
I don't really relish the thought of that. You're lucky you didn't get fucking thrown out for misconduct when you started swearing at the other team. I heard you.
Yeah. Yeah, at one point, coach was like, stay on him because he's doing stupid shit. I heard him yelling at you too.
Yeah, what'd he say? Yeah, told you to get your fucking shit together and knock it off. And you didn't.
I'm pretty sure you got a penalty after that. You're lucky you didn't pull your ass from the game and the next several for being stupid. Ugh.
Ugh. What the hell, dude? It was supposed to be an easy game today.
Not that that makes us try any less, but good God. We don't have to get in our own way. We handed that to them.
We are a much better team than they are. They're a fucking newer team. They're in a rebuilding year.
This is just not shit that should be happening. We have our fucking shit together. We've been playing together for, what, three years now? This specific team? This specific lineup? We function as a cohesive unit.
We don't fuck around. So do you want to tell me what that was about? Did somebody piss you off? Did you not get enough sleep last night? Are you blue balling it or something? What the hell is going on? Because we have another game in a couple of days, and if we see that again, you're going to get fucking booted.
I don't care how good you are. I'm not going to mind my own business. This is my business.
This team is my business. Did you really just say that? I am not nosy.
I'm not prying. I'm trying to figure out what the fuck you're doing. Why are you trying to throw away what we've been working the entire fucking season for? Because you had a burr up your ass? No.
And okay, like three of those penalties were against the same fucking player. What was that? Do you have a beef with that guy? Did he screw over your sister? Like what's going on? What? What do you mean, why do I care about that player? I don't? That's a stupid question.
I care that it looks like you're targeting a player on another team and you can get thrown out for that shit. That's misconduct. Among other things.
Well yeah, after the second time you fucking went after him, of course he was going to come back at you. Did you think he wasn't? Like use your head.
No, I don't give a shit about that guy. What? That's stupid.
What are you talking about? Um, okay, yeah, we played them two weeks ago. So what? Uh, yeah, I think that was the guy I talked to after the game.
Okay, is that the dipshit that asked me for coffee? I don't fucking remember. I said no.
Fuck, I don't know. Yeah, I said no. What is, hold on, is that what this is about? Okay, dude, I deal with enough shit being like the only female player on this team.
I don't need this crap too. I'm not going to fucking date a player from another team, especially coming up on playoffs. That's a fucking focus breaker.
Is that what you're worried about? That I'm going to lose focus? So you were fucking taking it out on that guy instead of talking to me? That's ridiculous.
I'm embarrassed for you right now. I will not let anything shake my focus going into this playoff season. We have a shot at actually winning, and we haven't had that shot in a long time.
So I'm not going to fuck it up. And if you have a problem like that, come to me. Don't fucking start beating on random players from other teams just because they fucking talk to me.
How much of a loser are you right now? I'm not going to lose focus. Okay, if that's not what you're worried about, then what are you worried about? Okay, we established that that guy is the issue, because clearly.
And that I was talking to him. So if it's not because I'm unfocused, what's the problem? Oh, sorry, that was a horrible noise.
Did you just say you were jealous? Well, you can't make eye contact right now, so that's a good sign. Jealous of what? Do you have a thing for that guy? I mean, you do you, boo-boo, but what? Wait.
Why are you jealous of some guy talking to me? That's ridiculous. Now? You want to do this now? I'm still pissed at you, first of all.
Second of all, did you not just hear the conversation about focus and going into playoffs? This is not what I need right now. This is not what you need right now, because clearly you can't deal with your shit and be a good player.
I'm not making light of this. I'm not. I hear what you're saying.
I wasn't expecting it, and you basically humiliated yourself today on the ice because of it. And I don't know what to do with that, because that's kind of huge. I mean, you're just as into this as I am.
So I think a conversation would have been a better way to go. I don't know what I think right now, so I'm kind of stalling as I put that together. When we started playing together like three years ago, I had the biggest fucking crush on you, and you didn't know I existed.
I was just this stupid girl that you guys were forced to play with. Which y'all were assholes, by the way. And then I got to know everybody, and it just kind of went away, and I focused on what I was there for, and now you're telling me that this is a thing?
I mean, a little slow on the uptake, aren't you? I kind of put it away, but okay. Dude, if you haven't noticed, you're kind of hot.
Just putting it out there. And we like a lot of the same things, we laugh at the same things, we spend an inordinate amount of time together outside of practice, just because we tend to not like a lot of people and tolerate a lot of people, but we seem to be able to tolerate each other. It's kind of cool.
So what I'm saying is, okay, I get it, and you may not be alone in that, but I'm going to stop you right there. Please, please, please don't do this again. That was fucked.
I'd rather you just, you know, be a human being and tell me, than take it out on some poor loser from another team who had no idea what he did. And now you've given yourself a reputation. Next time we play them, he's not going to know what to do.
And coach is pissed, so you're going to have to deal with that at some point. Sorry, it's on you. All right, all right, that's the practical part done.
Yeah, I get it, and I'm, I'm with you. Yes, really, God, don't look at me like I just, I don't know, handed you a million dollar check or something. It's weird.
It's not that big a deal. It's not. It's not.
And just for that, I'm fucking stealing your hoodie, by the way. Yes, I am. You've got one of the only fucking huge ones.
I don't know why you need one that big, but anyway, I'm taking it because I wanted the great big one. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Well, I'm kind of surprised you haven't yet, so yeah, you can kiss me. Mm-hmm. Now, see, isn't this nicer? I'm trying to beat the shit out of somebody on the ice.
Sorry, I couldn't resist. Mm-hmm. You smell good.
Did you shower after? Stupid question, because if you hadn't, you wouldn't smell this good. You'd smell like you just played a game of hockey.
Yeah, I did, too. I always shower after a game. Gross.
Mm-hmm. I'm serious about the hoodie, though. The great big ones are the warmest, and I don't know why they only ordered, like, three of them in that size.
Fuck. Well, they got me a fucking small one, because I'm not that big, in case you hadn't noticed, but I don't want a fucking small one. Why are we talking about this? Kiss me.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Look, I know we were going to go get some food, but if you can hold onto that for a while, or a few, I think there's something else we should do instead. Mm. A little tight.
Mm. Mm-hmm. You agree? Mm.
Mm. Yeah. Mm.
Your hands feel nice on my back. God, I'm such a girl. Fuck.
Let's just take this off. Hold still. Okay.
That's. .. Stop.
You're going one way, I'm going the other, and it's not working. Just hold still. There.
Okay. There's yours. No, this is mine.
This is really graceful, by the way. We're supposed to be athletes. How is this working? There.
Mm. Right. You've never seen these before, have you? Well, if you have, I was not aware of it, so.
.. Yeah, I don't wear a bra. Unless I have to.
They're not exactly, you know, huge. They're a good size, but not huge, so bras aren't always necessary. Especially after a hockey game and a nice shower, and I'm comfy, so.
.. Are you complaining that there's not an extra layer of clothing to go through? Mm.
Mm. Mm. Ah.
Your hands are very warm. And very big. When did your hands get so big? Did I always know that? Ah.
Right for the nipples. Mm-hmm. Oh, no.
No, no, I'm not complaining. Ooh. Ooh.
Mm. Mm. That is so nice.
Wow. Yeah, just circle them like that. Mm-hmm.
Your grin gets any bigger, your face is gonna start to hurt. Uh-huh. Yeah.
You wanted to touch them for a while, huh? Couldn't just reach out and cop a feel? I'm pretty sure you'd get kicked off the team for that, but.
.. Here we are. Ah.
Oh, fuck. Mm. Mm.
I like my nipples played with. Like, a lot. Oh, fuck.
Can I. .. Did you just ask me that? Can I come from them? Okay, so all the boundaries are gone.
Good, good. Uh. ..
If given the right circumstances, yes. I can't. ..
It's not a challenge, by the way. I don't think we have time for that. I'm hungry.
Maybe later. Ah! Okay, so you're doubling down.
Good, good. Mm. Ah, yes.
Ah. Ah. Ah.
Fuck. Ah, yes. Oh, kissing my neck.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Ah. That is my hand rubbing you through your pants.
Ah. Ah. Ah.
It's quite the bulge in my palm. A little excited, are we? Ah, fuck.
Yes. Ah. Yeah, just gentle squeezes around you.
Ah. Oh, tug, yes, tug. Tug, tug, tug, tug.
When you tug, I squeeze. How's that? Does that work? Ah.
Mm-hmm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Oh, God, I'm so wet.
I can feel it. Ah. You are getting harder by the second.
Ah. Ah. Fuck, yes.
Oh. Mm. Oh, did you just nibble my ear? Ah.
Mm. Oh, yes, push your hips into my hand. Yes.
Oh, let me feel you. Mm. Mm.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, okay, okay. Um.
I need the pants out of the way down here because I need that inside me like now. I'm kind of a no-bullshit person. Thought you would have known that by now.
I want you in me. And if you want to continue playing up here while we do that, I'm all for it, but I need that in me now, okay? Yeah, I didn't think you'd object.
Take the pants off. Mm. Mm.
Ah. Thank God for sweatpants after fucking hockey. No, who puts jeans on right after a shower? Here.
Mm. Ah. Oh, everything below my waist just fucking exploded.
Wow. Mm. Mm-hmm.
Um. Just sit on the couch. Yeah, just sit on the couch.
I'm gonna just straddle you. There. You're looking at my pussy.
That's weird. It's not? You like what you see? Okay.
Mm-hmm. Good. That tends to help.
What do you mean you didn't think it would be that? I don't like body hair, what can I say? And it's cleaner.
It's easier to take care of when there's nothing there. Why am I explaining my grooming habits to you? You like it? You like it.
That's what's important. Now, can I put it in now? Or are you gonna continue examining my situation? Ah! Okay.
You wanna touch the clit first? Okay. Yep.
Mm-hmm. I'm okay with that. Ah.
Fuck. Ah. Ah.
Yeah, I am wet. I told you that. Ah.
Ah. Mm. Mm-hmm.
Yes, you are rubbing my clit, and it feels so good. Ah. Mm.
Oh, fuck. Ah! Ah! Did you just put a finger inside me? You have to make sure I'm ready.
Well, how chivalrous of you. Fuck. Ah.
Ah. Oh, I'm ready. Believe me.
Fuck. Well, between you and me, as soon as you told me that you were fuckin' going after that asshole because of me, some weird prehistoric fuckin' female part of my brain fuckin' exploded. And apparently it just resulted in liquid below my waist, so you're feeling the results of that.
Mm. Ah. Oh.
Yeah. I mean, I don't agree with it in principle, but I don't know. I think we're hardwired that way or something.
Okay. You Tarzan, me Jane, something like that. Mm-hmm.
Ah. That shit's gross, but fuck. Ah.
Apparently not as gross as I had thought. Mm. Ah.
I don't want to come on your hand. Can you please just, like, let me sit on you? Yes, I am blunt.
I can't help it. Mm. Mm.
Okay, okay. Ah! Okay, I'm gonna do the thing now, okay? Um.
Well, I'm not carrying anything. Are you? No? I've got the other situation covered.
I'm not worried about it. Are you good with that? Because I can go get a condom if you want.
Wow, what a mood killer. I mean, I'm glad you thought about it, because my brain should be functioning, but it's not. Um, do you want me to go get a condom, or are you good? Okay.
Yeah, I'm good, too. I trust you. All right.
Ah. Mm. Ah.
You're so warm. Even in the heat down there, I can feel how warm you are. You're stretching me.
Ah. Mm. Mm.
Slowly, slowly. Taking everything I have, not to just slam down and take you all the way in one shot, but I want to enjoy this. And I'm kind of loving the look on your face right now.
Ah. Ah. Mm.
Mm. Ah. Ah.
There. There, there, there. You're all the way in.
Oh. I'm just gonna adjust my knees a little bit. Ah.
That just made me sink even deeper, if that's possible. Ah. Fuck.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Ah.
Oh, yes. Yes, grab my hips and move me. Ah, that's right.
That's right. Oh, fuck, that feels good. You're stretching me.
I'm so full right now. Fuck. Do you feel me squeezing you? Yeah.
Mm. I'm just gonna roll my hips. Oh, there.
Ha ha ha. That was a lovely moan low in your throat. Oh, god.
I gotta put my hands on your shoulders to steady myself. My legs are shaking. And they're not out of shape.
It's Oh, fuck, it feels that good. Ah. Mm.
Oh, my clit is hitting the base of you every time I come back down. Fuck, it feels good. Ah.
Oh, you're rolling me yourself. Fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, do that. Do that. Ha ha ha.
Oh, yes. Mm. Yes, fuck me.
Fuck me. Ha ha. Oh, yes, you know you've wanted to.
I've wanted you to. Just do it. Just fuck me.
Um. Mm. Oh, yes, feel my pussy squeeze you.
You're so deep. Fuck. Oh, yes.
Work me on your cock like that. Yes. See my breasts in front of you? You seem to like those.
You don't know where to look between my breasts in front of your face or down at my clit as we're joined. Look. Either way, you seem to be enjoying with you.
Oh. Mm. Mm.
Oh, God. Yes. Yes.
It feels so good. Oh, I don't know what you're hitting, but fuck, fuck, fuck. Mm.
Oh, faster, faster, faster, faster, yes. Oh, yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Oh, fuck yes.
Oh, fuck. Ha ha ha. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Oh, God. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Oh, fuck.
Fuck me. Fuck me. Yes.
Fuck me. Oh, God. Oh, yes.
Put my hips down as hard as you can. Yes. Slam it up into me.
Yes. Yes. Ha ha.
All that aggression on the ice, show it to me now. Fuck me. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Oh, take that pussy.
Yes. Yes. Oh, fuck.
Yes. Yes. Oh, I want you to come at me.
I can feel how big you're getting. I feel you're getting close. Are you close? Yeah, me too.
Oh, fuck. I can't stop squeezing you. Oh, fuck.
Yes. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck.
Fuck me. Fuck me. Yes.
Fuck me. Fuck me. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Mm.
Oh. Oh. Oh, God.
Oh. Yes. Oh, okay.
Come with me. Come with me. Please.
Please. Please. Please come with me.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Ah. Ah.
Oh, God. Yes. Mm.
Mm. Ah. Ah.
Oh, fuck. I can feel you shooting. It's so warm.
Ah. Ah. Oh, you're holding me so tight to you.
So you can feel my pussy. Yes. Yes.
Feel my pussy. Yes. Shoot every last drop into me.
Shoot the entire load into me. Yes. Oh, yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Ah.
Ah. Ah. Ah.
Ah. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. You okay? Yeah, I'm good.
Mm. My pussy's still tingling. It's still squeezing.
Ah. Feels really good. Mm.
Mm. I'm hungry, though. Like, really hungry.
Well, yeah, we haven't eaten after the game. That's a lot of energy. And then more energy still.
Ah. Let's get something to eat. And then we can, like, actually talk about this.
And figure out how to not let it affect our chances at playoffs. Okay? I'm all for this, but we are not fucking up our season so that we can fuck each other.
Okay? Yes, I know I'm practical. I can't help it.
But we have worked really hard to get to this point. So, we owe it to our team and our coach and ourselves not to let sex and whatever else is happening here get in the way, okay? And I don't know what else is happening here.
It could be just really good sex. We aren't gonna talk about that yet. I'm sure it's not.
But can we eat and then deal with that, please? You're still fucking inside me. I don't think we need to have a serious conversation when you're, you know, there.
Okay. So, what do you feel like? Pizza? Burgers? Ah, that new sushi joint just opened up.
Ugh, don't make that face. You like it. You do so.
Don't argue. Whatever we get, let's make it quick, okay? Yeah.
Well, how else are we gonna eat really fast, have our conversation, and then do that again?