finally wifi good enough

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Hi, oh god, it's been a while hasn't it? I just wanted to update all of you. My last job I got, even though it was not really that long of a job, I still ended up quitting it.

Well, it's kind of a long story. So I was a shift manager at a place, and for their business, and so I could safely find a brand new job, I ended up quitting. So I wouldn't get fired from a place because I can't fucking cook for shit, man.

And I was a shift manager, so to be a good shift manager, I had to be nearly perfect at cooking, and that was not going to happen. I literally got told out by the owner within the first day of me learning how to cook. So I got me a new job, and it pays more, and I get to be a hybrid during work, so I can wear ears, tail, all of that, and I'm happy about that.

Also, I married new people. There's quite a fucking bit, I'm just gonna fucking say that for sure. And it's kind of funny, a lot of people get on me about this, but apparently, being married to, like, not only partners, but their mothers and siblings is, you know, a bit incestual.

Fuck, I can't speak. But like, it's not like they're fucking each other, damn. Or doing anything to each other at that.

But I'm married to 65 people now, and that's fucking amazing. Get in there. I don't know where I'm getting there to, but I'm just saying.

Let me get started on this ASMR for you guys. It's been quite a day. I finally started actually being myself in public.

I decided to start wearing my muzzle and fake ears out in public. And it's an amazing experience, whether or not others decide to judge you for it. Yeah.

The next song is wet. Okay. What the fuck, DJ? Seriously, let me get my other actual sex thing.

Not really sex toy, but hey, it works as one. Massage gun, everyone. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Why is this so fucking strong right now? It's not even that strong.

I know, I'm a fake. Ah. Ah.

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You know what I'm really curious about is if I can get a pocket pussy for this or even a dodo. Honestly, I really fucking want to save up for a fucking cowboy machine. Or technically cowgirl, but I'm a boy, so that just came out.

Also, I realized I have brand new skills that I didn't know about. Actually, vocal skills. And I can't tell what this sounds like, but I have two new things.

I can do a guttural laugh and a bird screech of sorts. Kind of like that. Like that.

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