F*cking Your Dad's Best Friend - Part 1

Transcript

Hey mate, how's it going? Yeah, not bad, not bad at all, just very busy. Which is good.

What can I do for you? Okay, your daughter? Okay, she's looking for a job.

I've only got a part-time role really. Oh, that's what she's looking for? Okay.

Well, it's five to about eight, so that's like three times during the week. It doesn't matter what day it is. Any good? Okay, cool.

Can you come and see me today? I'm here from five onwards. Well, I'll be free from five onwards.

Okay, cool. Excellent. Okay, we must catch up for a beer soon.

Yeah, defo. See you later, mate. Bye.

Hiya, how you doing? Ah, cool. Yeah, your dad said to come in.

Yeah, yeah, for a quick chat. You're interested in a job, right? God, I haven't seen you for years.

Gosh, how many years has it been now? Ah, you went away. Okay, okay.

And now you're back. Okay, and you're looking for something in the evenings as a supplement, right? Okay.

Oh, give me a second. Let me just shut the door and we'll have a chat. Okay, cool.

So, obviously, you want to know how much you're going to get paid. Now, if I wrote this figure down, is that okay for an hourly rate? I'll pay by the hour.

I'm initially looking for someone sort of three times during the evenings, between five and eight. Because, I mean, we do a lot of stuff on Amazon. We do a lot of stuff on Etsy.

It's mainly handmade stuff, bespoke stuff, personalised. I do a lot of that. I've got help during the day.

But for the walk-ins, really, when we get an influx, especially during the week, which is really weird. And it's normally like a one or two day turnaround, obviously, depending on what they want. And what I need you to do is to, I mean, how good are you with your as in crafts? Okay, well, I can train you up anyway.

And what's doing with some of its pottery, some of it's like, sort of artistic paint, you know, you'd have to be a, you'd have to be like an expert painter and stuff like that. Just, if you've got an eye for you know, so we do coasters, t-shirts, pots, pottery, greeting cards, just little gifts like that. And I'll show you what we do as part of a range.

This is what we do on the sort of greeting side. So when it's occasions like Mother's Day, Father's Day, Christmas, Easter, it gets really, really busy and I end up working stupid hours. So what's your flexibility like during those sort of peak times where it's like, you know, Christmas or Easter, can you do more days, more evenings, should I say?

Oh, you can. Okay. Okay, that could work out.

So you're happy with the rate of pay, you're happy with what you're going to be doing, you're happy with five to eight. You can choose what evenings you want to do Monday to Friday. And yeah, okay, cool.

So you're happy with tomorrow, starting tomorrow, I can show you the ropes to start off with. Obviously, it's going to take a little while to get you up to scratch. But yeah, I think you'll be fine.

I'll show you what to do. Okay, cool. So I'll see you tomorrow about five, right? Excellent.

Hey, how was your day? Good. Good.

You ready to get stuck in? Excellent. So we've had a couple of orders coming today, which are bespoke.

They want kind of like some pots doing so we're gonna do some pots and then they sort of want some sort of words on the pot. Yeah, so I'm gonna do one. Okay.

Just watch what I do. Actually, thinking about it could get a bit messy. You don't mind getting messy? That's cool.

Yeah, I've got an apron here for you. Okay, cool. Okay, just put that on.

And so I'm gonna just stand next to me while I just do this first one. Yeah, just watch. So you're gonna be quite not too firm with it.

You're meant to sort of guide it and just make sure you tap your foot constantly to get the wheel going. That's it. Yeah, we're old fashioned here.

No super duper modern machines. It's all done the traditional way. Yeah, keep it real.

So just keep your hands. Keep my hands but this is what you need to do. You keep your hands moving in and out.

That's it. Keep it going. That's it.

Yeah. Yeah, just like that. See what I'm doing? Add some more water to it.

Because you don't want it getting too dry. That's it. Yeah.

See that? Then move your thumb down and your fingers in and out. That's it.

Just like that. Just watch. And when I've done this one, I'm going to give it to you to have a go.

Don't worry if you get it wrong. You know, the amount of times I spent trying to get this right. Gosh, you know, I mean, I've, I've never done it before.

So I just thought of an idea. And it came into my head. And I thought I could do this.

And I couldn't. And it took me a while to get used to it. So but you're saying you're good with your hands, right? So you'd be fine.

You'd be fine. I mean, I can always just guide you doing it. If you're happy for me to do that, you know.

Okay, so there we are. That's just a pot and then we're going to sort of paint that up after and let it dry. Then we're going to glaze it.

Bit of paint glaze and then obviously with the paint, we're going to put the custom words on it. Yeah. Okay, so I'm going to get up.

So sit down there. And I'll tell you what, if I was not sure the best way to do this, actually, you don't mind me coming up behind you, right? You happy with that? Okay, cool.

I just don't want to get too close. Oh, it's fine. Okay.

Okay, cool. So get that there. You got that? Okay, so stick it on the on the middle.

That's it. And then slowly pedal. That's it.

Now, give me your hand. That's it. Yep.

That's it. Perfect. Perfect.

Just let me hold your hand and guide it. Just like, yeah. Yeah, just like that.

You don't have to hold on to my hand like that. That's it. Around, around.

That's it. Oh, perfect. Oh, you got the hang of that.

But just don't hold my, you don't need to hold on to my hand so tightly. I know, I know, it's fine. That's it.

Brilliant. Are you sure you've not done this before? Oh, you have? Oh, with your boyfriend? Oh, your ex-boyfriend.

Oh, I can see how it could get a bit like that. Yeah. Great.

Excellent. So I'll leave you, I'll leave you with the next one to do on your own. I'm just going to go and sort out some paperwork and then I'll come back.

Okay. I'll be within a few minutes. Shit.

Fuck. My God. That was so fucking hot.

My God. Pat, she's my best mate's daughter. For fuck's sake.

I can't, I can't, I can't get those naughty thoughts out of your head. For fuck's sake. She is so gorgeous.

Fuck it. Fuck. Oh my goodness.

I'm not sure if I can go back. Okay. Get yourself together.

She's an employee. She's a hot employee. But most importantly, she's your best mate's daughter.

Fuck. Shit. Okay.

Deep breath. Okay. How you getting on? Oh, oh, it's got a bit wobbly.

Don't worry, don't worry. Let me, let me come back. Let me come back.

Hang on, let me come behind you. It's okay. We can save this one.

That's it. Yeah. Um, no need to, don't, don't, um, don't lean into me so hard.

Why? Um, don't, don't, don't, don't do that. No, no, no.

What do you mean? You've found it quite erotic. It is.

However, you're my best mate's daughter. Don't get me wrong. Doing pottery with someone is erotic.

I don't find it erotic when I do it on my own. I suppose done it with someone. Um, but no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't touch me. You can't, can't, can't. You can't do that.

No. Why? Because I'm your dad's best mate.

You won't say anything. Yeah, but you, you're a lot younger than me. Yes, I know you're over 21.

Yes, I know that. But I've been your dad's mate for a very long time and it just, it just doesn't seem right. No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, don't. My gosh. I mean, you are very, very attractive, right? But if circumstances were different, like if you weren't my employee and you weren't my best mate's daughter, things might be different.

Yes, really, but we can't. I mean, what do you mean you won't tell? Look, you might one day have a few drinks and think it's okay to open up to someone, you know, your mates, dad, and then I'm in trouble.

You know, he's going to really not be happy about that at all. I really don't think it's a good idea. Don't, no, no, no, don't kiss me like that.

No, no, please don't. Stop. What do you mean it's just a kiss? It's not just a kiss.

You had your tongue in my mouth. Did I like it? Of course I liked it.

What do you mean, what's up in me? It's not right. Seriously, this needs to stop.

This really needs to fucking stop. What do you mean you like it when I get angry? Oh, no, please.

What am I supposed to do now? I'm getting angry with you. It's turning you on.

I'm trying to show you how to do the job, it's turning you on. You're kissing me, it's turning you on. What am I supposed to do? What do you mean, do I like my cock being sucked? Oh, my God, what is going on? I can't believe you're saying this to me.

Have you been drinking? You haven't? This is you coming on to me totally sober.

Really? You've always fancied me? What do you mean by that, always? That's wrong.

You can't. Oh, my God, what, the last few years you've fancied me? Fine.

Okay, when I came in for the barbecue, you were checking me out. In what way checking me out? Oh, you like my ass? Okay.

I had shorts on. Oh, you like my legs? Okay.

What? You were staring at my crotch? You could see how big my cock was.

I wasn't hard. I wasn't erect. Exactly, what do you mean exactly? Okay, I'd try not to wear tight trousers or shorts, but unfortunately that day, I was wearing them.

And yes, it did show off a bit more than I wanted to, but it was too late. I'd put them on, rushed out the house and came to your barbecue. What do you mean how big I am? What do you mean you wouldn't know how big I am? Come on, that's not the sort of question you ask someone, especially if that's best mate.

Would you stop trying to pull my flies down? Now look what you've done. What do you mean let me finish it off? You haven't even done the whole shift yet.

What? What do you want to tell me? You asked your dad to ask me about the job.

Okay, what's wrong with that? Because you wanted to get to know me better? You know me anyway.

So, oh, you mean you wanted to know me better? Ever since that day you saw me at the barbecue, you wanted to fuck me. If circumstances were different, I'd say yeah, I mean, you're very, very beautiful.

I can't help it. I can't help getting hard when you're teasing me like that. Of course I can't.

I mean, look at your pretty little face. How can I not get excited when you're coming on to me? You're beautiful.

Just a blowjob. Now, if you give me a blowjob, you'll stop this, right? You'll stop this.

Because you really need to get on with getting stuff done. No, we can't do this. We can't.

Yes, you have undone my flies. Okay. You want to see how big I am? You want to feel how big I am? Okay, well, if I let you touch it, will you get on with the job? The job in hand, right? No, not that job in hand.

The job you came, I can't even talk. The job you came here for. Okay.

Okay. Put your hand down there. That's it.

It's big, right? That's it. Finished.

What do you mean you want to get it bigger? Is it hard? Well, fully erect? No, it's not fully erect, but I am aroused.

Yes. You want to see how big it is? Are you serious? Now, seriously, you can't tell anyone about this.

Not even your dad. Please, please don't do that. I really don't.