F*cking in the Fallout Shelter?! [Black Mirror]

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Good morning! Good morning! Good morning! Currently, in New Orleans, Louisiana it's 88 degrees Fahrenheit with mostly sunny skies.

Tonight, you can expect just a few clouds in the sky. In the case of nuclear or radiological fallout, people living around potential targets such as military bases and chemical plants may be advised to evacuate. Protection from radioactive fallout will require taking shelter in an underground area or in the middle of a large building.

Fallout shelters can be any protected space where the walls and roof are thick and dense enough to absorb radiation. The more distance and time you put between you and the fallout particles, the better. After a radiological or nuclear fallout, you shouldn't leave your shelter until officials say so.

The length of your stay can range from a day or two to four weeks, depending on the extent of the contamination. People who are allowed to come out of hiding may be evacuated to unaffected areas within a few days. Listen to your battery-powered radio for instructions and information concerning community services.

Oh, hey there, sleepyhead. I figured you were going to run late this morning, so I already went ahead and made breakfast. I don't want you heading out on an empty stomach now.

Do you want me to make you something for lunch? No? You want a big dinner? Aye, aye, Captain.

I mean, it's also the weekend, so how about we get a little crazy? Yeah, maybe like a glass or two of that wine. And a nice, thick, wet, big burger with loaded fries.

Does that sound good? Okay, I'll order those. Okay.

All right, sweetie. You have a good day at work, all right? Bye.

Yes, my queen? Okay, I'll stop messing around. What? Are you just calling to let me know that you're working late again? Yeah.

I'm sorry, sweetie. Don't worry. I'll make sure that the kids get their homework done.

I'm sorry, sweetie. Don't worry. I'll make sure that the kids get their homework done.

Don't worry so much that you blow a fuse in that beautiful brain of yours, okay? I'm sure that all your hard work's gonna pay off, okay? Yeah.

I understand. We miss you, too. I miss you, too.

But I'll hold down the fort, okay? And I'll just give you the biggest, juiciest, sloppiest burger when you get back. Stop.

You can't say that. What if somebody hears you? Stop.

Not while you're working, silly. If I misbehave, then you'll barely get any work done. I wouldn't want that.

I'd want you to come home sooner. I love you, too. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Welcome home.

There she is. My darling, genius sugar mommy. I just put the kids to sleep.

So just give me a second, okay? Let me just defrost the patty and give me around like ten or so minutes. Hey.

Hey. That's not part of a balanced diet. You need to eat and put your feet up.

Come on. Don't get me wrong. I'd love to bump reproductive organs with your banging body as much as the next guy.

But I know that's not gonna happen. I know that's not gonna happen. I know that two minutes after we're done, you're gonna be raiding the fridge if I don't feed you now.

No, no, stop. I mean it. Hey.

Oh. Is that how we're playing it? Alright, officer.

You got me. I promise I'm usually a very good boy. Is there anything I can do to get you to forgive me? Oh.

Oh. Maybe you're not so tired after all. Mind your back.

Hm? Well, I said you should relax first, right? Come on.

Take your shirt off. Let me massage you. No, no, no, no.

Don't lie on your stomach. Lie on your back. Relax.

You deserve everything after working so hard. Isn't that right? You did your best today, didn't you? You did so well, sweetie.

Oh. You tried your absolute hardest. So let me give you my absolute hardest tonight.

Oh. Oh. I don't massage you often enough like this.

I know my chest can get sore too. And I don't have these crazy honkers. Let me just take care of you.

Just like you take care of me. Does this feel good? Gentle enough? Slow enough? I'm not being too enthusiastic, am I? Oh.

Hey. Hey. Hands off.

We're taking care of you right now. Don't worry about me. Yeah, I know, I know.

Can't leave my boner alone, can you? I can't help it to get hard. You can blame it in a second.

I just want to make sure that you're taken care of first. I just want you to know how much I appreciate you. How much I missed you.

Yeah. You like hearing that? You like hearing that? That I missed you? I missed you all day.

I was frustrated. All day. I just wanted to hold you.

Just like this. To feel you wriggling your legs under me. Feeling your chest heave under my touch.

Your breath against my wrists. While I hold your neck in my hands. You're so pretty, baby.

Even your tummy's so cute. Does that tickle? Or do you just like it when I rub the air? I mean it.

Every part of you is so pretty. Come on. Say it.

Say it. Tell yourself how pretty you are while I kiss all over your chest. And your tummy.

That's right. You're perfect. So pretty.

Such a pretty woman. Such a pretty face. Such a perfect pussy.

Fuck. I could play with your titties all day. But that's not what you want, is it? Yeah.

You really want this, don't you? A little lower. Yeah.

Here. You really want to be massaged here. Because my pretty woman needs to be taken care of.

Right? My good girl. Deserves a man who can take care of her.

Oh, no. Don't close your legs. Open up.

Don't close up now. This is your special time. You can be greedy tonight.

You can open your legs as wide as you want to. Because you want to be pampered. You want to be spoiled.

You deserve it, baby. Come on, say it. Tell me you deserve everything that's coming to you.

Or I'll just stay here all night. Playing with just your chest. And nothing else.

Come on. Say it while I rub your clit and nipple. That you deserve everything that's coming to you.

Good girl. Don't worry. I'll give you everything you asked for tonight.

Now tell me. What does my pretty lady want? You want this? Yeah? You want to ride this? Yeah? You want this? Yeah? Go on, then.

Sit down on it. It's all yours now. I'm all yours.

Every part of me. Even this big, hard dick is yours. It belongs to you, baby.

I belong to you, baby. Fuck. Come on.

Finger yourself while you ride me. Oh, fuck. Does this feel good? Yeah? Are you enjoying yourself? Yeah? Fuck.

Let me taste it, then. Come on. I'll rub your pussy.

With your fingers. And then take your hands. And feed your pussy juice to me.

Oh, fuck. Fuck, you taste so good. Fuck.

Oh, my God. That's not why you're so fucking mean. It's because I can't suck fingers.

Fuck, you're rude. Fuck. I'll take your nails.

Into my skin. Fuck. And break them against my chest.

Fuck, yeah. I want to look. ..

In the mirror later. And see your bite marks all over me. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck, yeah. Fuck me like you've gone wild.

Fuck. Just like you're a hungry animal. Fuck.

Fuck me, baby. Fuck me like you own me. Fuck, yeah.

Fuck.