Fatgum fantasizes and talks to you about food while you wait for the proper authorities to arrive at a scene...
I absolutely love food. It is the one thing that gets me up in the morning every single day. What's your favorite food? Well, that's great.
That is a fantastic choice. However, if I had to pick, well. ..
Well, actually, let's see. I love Oriental. I love American.
I love Puerto Rican. I love Mexican. I love.
.. I love everything! The reality is that I can't choose.
Everybody has their own favorite foods, but I don't. I have way too many that I love. Let's go through them, shall we? I love tacos so much.
I had 15 yesterday, and that was just in the morning. But hey, there's a lot of things that I can't control, you know. There's a lot of things that other people can control.
For me, it's my appetite. I just love to eat. All.
The. Time. But then again, I'm a hero as well.
So I can't really do a lot about, well, eating, not eating, eating too much, eating too little. The hours are crazy, and I can't control them at all. If I can't control the hours, then I can't control my meals.
And if I can't control the criminals, I can't control what I can and can't eat, when I can eat it. It's a lot to process. It's a lot to deal with.
But, that's the way it is. And the reality is that being a hero, well, I wouldn't trade it for the world. However, food.
Food is my true passion. What I really wanted to become was a chef, but my quirks, you know, they develop quite early. And after that, it really changed my perspective.
Even though my heart truly lied on wanting to be a chef, it kind of destroyed it a little bit. Because I want to take care of people, and I want to, you know, cherish them, adore them. They're the fans.
They're the ones that make your career. But, they don't make your passions be them. My passion is still food.
I love helping people, but it isn't the thing that gets me up in the morning. Besides, I do have brands, and I do make other foods for people. I get to test them, and I get to make them with companies, but they're still not completely mine.
And that hurts. It hurts a bit. I'm boring you to death, aren't I? I just get so passionate about food.
I love it. What's your favorite candy? That's a really good one.
Mine would definitely have to be gummies. I love them in any shape or form, and any flavor. Specifically sour.
I love those. They're the best. But then again, candies are no food.
I definitely prefer to serve myself a second plate or a third plate of food, then go get candy. Candy's more of a, if I'm feeling it, kind of thing. Besides, there's also dessert.
There's ice cream, cheesecake, flan, creme brulee, cake. There's everything. Even a donut could be a dessert.
It's so good. I love everything. I love all the food.
I can't stop thinking about it. I'm so hungry right now. Aren't you hungry? Shouldn't we go out and eat something? Shouldn't we go out and eat at multiple places? Shouldn't we go and eat at one place, then go get dessert, then go eat again? I sound like a lunatic, don't I? I think I do.
But hey, you can't keep this from being this big without eating enough. You definitely have to eat. It's the thing that makes my quirk so powerful.
But nonetheless, what is your favorite food? Go on. I can hear you talk about it.
Oh, that sounds insanely delicious. I wish we could go get some right now. All I can think about is food.
It just really makes me want to get up in the morning. It makes me happy. Is that so bad? I don't think it is.
Besides, I was blessed with my quirk, and it only makes me more powerful in that sense, or makes me better. Yeah, it could be worse. It could be a lot worse.
All right, if I had to rank it, I would rank it this way. Pizza, then tacos, then lasagna, and then sushi. I think that would be the way that I would rank it.
Maybe the other way around? Did you hear that? That was my stomach.
I'm so hungry. We have to wait though, I know. But if we keep talking about food, I'll probably pass out.
Well, if you had to pick one food to eat for the rest of your life, what food would that be? Go. Huh, that's a good one, bud.
I can't help but always go back to pizza. I'd probably pick pizza, no doubt. I know for a fact that I would eat pizza.
I would not be able to live without it. Pizza. Just listen to it.
Pizza. Pizza. Pizza.
It sounds delicious. The name sounds edible. It truly does.
You know it for a fact, I know you do. I'm just the one that sounds a little odd, don't I? Again, I must sound crazy.
I know I do for a fact. You know what? Screw this.
We have to go. We have to eat something. They can watch over everything.
It's all right. I'll call reinforcements to take over this. Let's go get something to eat.
Oh wait, they got here. Great. Let's go.
Where do you want to go eat? Tell me. That sounds great, but what if we go here, and then we go there, and then we go there, and then we go there, and then we go there.
How does that sound? Perfect. That's what we're gonna do.
Let's go.