Falling For Your Friend-With-Benefits (SFW Version)

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Are your pants off? Okay, good. Just hold still, I'm just gonna climb on top here.

Lord knows I need a release, so I'm gonna sit on you now. That sounded so sexy. I'm gonna.

.. yeah, you get it. Just don't move.

Okay, what's wrong? Well, you're looking at me like you don't even know who I am, and I'm pretty sure we've been, you know, screwing around for months, so what gives? Nope, there wasn't a big greeting at the door because that's not how this works.

You know what fuck buddies are, right? We don't have to do that, that's the point. I'm sorry.

Hi, how was your day? Oh, good. Yeah, mine was a steaming pile of dog shit because I work in a place that is so high-stress I want to throw something 90% of the time.

So, can we, can we please? Seriously? Okay, all right, all right, I'm not getting off.

Okay, well played. I'm not moving, so if you want to have this conversation, we're gonna do this while I'm sitting here. All right, good, good.

Anyway, so what, what's the deal here? You're pissed because I walked in and went straight to the bedroom like I have almost weekly since we started doing this? Okay, so what? Well, so what if I was the person that you called when you were in that fender bender last week? We're friends, that's kind of a thing.

Yeah, I went to Thanksgiving at your mom's house, but again, friends. I've known your family for years. What's the deal? Okay, all right, all right.

Dude, yes, I get it. What are you? We do all these things because we're really good friends and we have been for a long time and it just so happened that we got drunk and had sex one night and decided we liked it and wanted to keep doing it, so we've been doing it.

What's, what is the problem here? Okay, is there like a reason we shouldn't be doing this? Because way to time that well.

Well, the only reason I could think is if you met somebody. Wait, did you meet somebody? Because like that, that becomes a whole different thing.

Okay, so if that's, look, I'm starting to kind of freak out here and seriously, what's going on? It's it's just, it's weird and at first it was like, okay, whatever, but now I'm kind of getting concerned and you looked a little shifty when I said about meeting someone, which makes me think that there's more that you're not telling me. So why don't you just spill so we can get on with this? You did meet somebody, didn't you? Why didn't you just say that? That was the agreement, right? This was casual until such time as we couldn't anymore.

And if you're into somebody else, that's clearly a reason to stop. What do you mean you don't know? What does that mean? You're either into somebody or you're not.

Okay. So, okay, hold on. I got a process.

Just a minute. I'm going to climb off you now because I can't. Okay.

So you met somebody at the coffee place. You liked her when you started talking to her, but you felt guilty for liking her. Why? Because of me.

Why? If she doesn't understand that you have an arrangement prior to meeting her, then she's an idiot. There's nothing to feel guilty over.

It's not. Okay. I don't have the brain space for this.

So can you just stop being cryptic and tell me what the fuck is going on? You felt guilty because of me for talking to somebody else. I'm not even sure how that works.

No, I'm not clueless. I just don't understand. Oh.

So what you're basically saying in a really roundabout, kind of frustrating way, is that somewhere in amongst all this, you caught feelings. And you didn't realize it until you met the chick at the coffee shop. Is that about what's happening here? Awesome.

Well, there goes the good sex. Fuck. Yeah, it kind of has to, doesn't it? Well, I don't know how you figure we can keep doing this with that kind of a bombshell.

How do I feel? Oh, it's going to be that kind of conversation. Well, um, hadn't really thought about it, actually.

What? Do you want me to lie to you? I hadn't.

I mean, I think you're hot, obviously, by the fact that pretty much every time I see you, I jump your bones. So that's probably a good sign. But I hadn't really thought about the rest.

I guess I'm just scared of screwing things up. Well, yeah. That I've thought about.

When we first slept together, that was one of the first things I thought about was what happens if we go down the other road that this could have gone down and it ends badly and then I lose my best friend. I mean, the way things are now, I get the best of both worlds, right? I get I get to have my friend and I get to have really good sex.

So where's the risk? Until you just basically put it right smack dab in front of my face. I don't have a right to ask you not to see anybody else.

And I don't know if I want to ask for that right right now. Does that make sense? Well, okay.

Thank you for being candid. I appreciate that you don't want me to see anybody else. But not that they're lining up and you know, pounding down the door or anything.

So I don't think you have to worry about that. Can't we just can't we just pretend that this didn't happen and keep going the way we were? I mean, I think that would be the easiest.

Well, I think the alternative is it's just too damn risky. What are you doing? What? Okay, why are you sitting up? We're getting further away from my goal than sorry.

I'm I'm uncomfortable. So I'm making jokes. What do you want from me? You should know that by now.

Okay. It is it's too risky. Why? Because I care about you too much, I guess.

Have you ever had a relationship that didn't end badly? Yeah, me neither. That's why we're still single.

So I mean, statistically speaking, the odds are not in our favor. I feel like a friggin contestant in the Hunger Games. What are they called tributes? Yeah.

I don't really want to be a tribute. You're scrambling my brains. Even my friggin references suck right now.

Okay, look. I just don't want to lose you. And if we go there, yeah, it could be amazing.

But it could also be really, really bad. And in case you hadn't noticed, I'm not exactly a risk taker. I mean, I talk a good game, but what are you doing? What are you doing? What? This is against the rules.

We don't do this. Remember the pretty woman pact? No kissing on the mouth? I think you just threw that out the window.

Okay, now there really is no going back, is there? All right. Well, here.

What am I doing? Well, I just figured that given where this is heading, that activity wouldn't be off limits. In fact, I would think there will be a lot more of it.

You better be worth it.